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a man had never been to Yankee Stadium
2004-03-05 09:54
by Score Bard

a man had never been to Yankee Stadium

one morning he grabs his bat
exits his home
and starts walking
in a straight line towards the Bronx

he stops at nothing
and anything that stops him
he smashes with the bat

fence...smash
tree...smash
house...smash
office building...smash
mountain...smash

a trail of destruction
in a straight line towards the Bronx

that will not stop
until the fences curve
and the trees begin to move
and the buildings learn to change speed
and the mountains find a better location

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