• the translator knows the main thing is to contemporize our candidates, right


• Mariners ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing four of their home games in San Juan, Puerto Rico.


• No, Fernando Tatis Jr. is not related to Victor Tatis Jr., the lead singer for The Cubs, who penned the classic song "Smooth Hope".


• The Royals have cash restrictions and say they are satisfeid with their production at shortstop, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Miguel Vargas (White Sox) and Gabriel Arias (Guardians) become available.

ballad of thad levine

even if
      Emmanuel Rodriguez

is what
Thad Levine dreams

Royce Lewis

emerges

and Ryan Fitzgerald

comes back to pre-defective hamstring form

Minnesota needs
      Eric Orze

to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with
      Kody Funderburk

 

 

 

 

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