• Scouts say that when Jake Bennett is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 88 MPH again and the Nationals could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his curveball, which is the key to his success, just like Kody Funderburk.


• Joshua Baez is a big fan of the song "Whimsical Indignation" by The Pages Experience, but John Mozeliak is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Where the Wild Things Are by Metallica, which only goes to show that the Cardinals GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Leonardo Bernal.


• Understand, the Padres staff have varying degrees of potential; Bryan Hoeing is outstanding, Wandy Peralta can be, and Alek Jacob's responsible mindset is ever a mystery.


• Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg likes veterens, as evidenced by the newest Paws, who had spent the last six years performing as Javier, the dancing cobweb in the Reading Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Trei Cruz, and why he's rumored to be going after James Triantos, who has been hideous for years, and Greg Weissert.

ballad of ben cherington

the blues are being sung around
the Pirates clubhouse

after
      Yohan Ramirez's
teammate left him

and afterward felt so sad

and lonely
      Ramirez got an addiction to SBNation

but

if
      Marco Luciano

can come around

and Ben Cherington can pull in a solid pitcher like
      Andrew Abbott

Pittsburgh will have to be reckoned with

 

 

 

 

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