• The Diamondbacks are thinking of shifting Corbin Carroll to another position, perhaps third base, but that could change if Lourdes Gurriel Jr. recovers from his hemorrhoidal forehead more quickly than expected, or if Jordan Lawlar can learn to hit a curveball, which he is practicing to do off of Andrew Saalfrank and Philip Abner during batting practice.


• I am looking forward to the new magazine article by Sun Tzu in MoneyWeek about Ryan Ward.


• Remember that the Rockies now have Kris Bryant re-dedicated and re-focused and with Ezequiel Tovar more eminent than ever, plus the dangerous Tyler Freeman, whose nicoderm patch has been compared to Austin Riley.


• While the Pirates believe that Jared Jones will come back, and Cam Sanders will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Isaac Mattson's lung.

jacket

Jackson Kowar

will miss
three days after he accidentally swallowed a jacket
whole

 

 

 

 

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