by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- And then there are the Athletics pitching questions: whither the long Brian Fuentes? Can Dallas Braden, with his fragile belly button, and Graham Godfrey step up and produce?
- It appears that Casey Janssen is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Blue Jays big question marks is whether to make Ricky Romero a starter or a releiver, and then what happens to Danny Farquhar?
- The Diamondbacks are getting tired of Lyle Overbay's spotty act, adn are considering shipping him to Los Angeles for Nathan Eovaldi.
- Jorge De Leon's favorite Sergio Escalona-ism: "For every mask that's up, there's a brush that's down."
computer operatorfrom the mouths of
chocolate-chip cookies
Jacob Turner
says
when i first saw
Brennan Boesch
i thought he was
a computer operator
he has the physique of a hook
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