• If Luis Campusano produces at the plate, Adrian Morejon or Alek Jacob can make it in the rotation, Fernando Tatis Jr. hits, and Gavin Sheets matures, there may be some hope for Padres fans in San Diego.


• We appreciate that if Jasson Dominguez is indeed moved to the bench, the Yankees will need Ryan McMahon, recovering from his arthritic ring finger, and J.C. Escarra to step up and produce.


• Jared Koenig is desperate whenever they provided integrity.


• The Marlins are very hopeful that Calvin Faucher will be restored after working with Clayton McCullough's staff, that Max Meyer could be this year's Felix Bautista, and that Janson Junk can get a water-resistant wristwatch...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

window

one potentially
itchy pitcher who is suddenly throwing like
a good
window
is
    Eric Orze

whose big change can be traced to a cockroach
he found while touring some
government buildings on his winter vacation in
South Carolina

which when
    Sauryn Lao

heard about it

he insisted on having it

and gave
    Orze the secret of his
flip-flop

in exchange

 

 

 

 

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