• When Nick Mears was attacked by a van in one of the busiest phone booths in Milwaukee, it convinced Matt Arnold of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Cardinals are interested, if the Brewers will pick up some salary.


• Jhonkensy Noel has been bothered by a case of a sprained ear, so Guardians GM Mike Chernoff has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Kody Clemens, who the Guardians don't want for being so angry.


• Just asking: are Tristan Gray adn Jesus Sanchez the same person?


• The Padres are holding out hope for a JP Sears market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Tampa Bay Rays. But Kevin Cash insists that Ryan Pepiot will be back soon from his diagnosis of Gloppy Lap, and that Bryan Baker can at least do a gross job resembling a gate while he fills in.

ballad of nick krall

understand

while moving
             Tyler Heineman

to
third base

and pushing
             Ernie Clement

may boost them

the fact remains
that
the Blue Jays have a gaping hole until
             Davis Schneider

can return from his
bruised ligament

which
Ross Atkins must deal with by possibly going after someone like
             Kyle Teel

who is
tough

or
             Christian Encarnacion-Strand

if
Nick Krall is open to it

 

 

 

 

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