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  • Those around the Yankees expect them to make serious runs at Yunel Escobar as well as Robinson Cano, but if they can get Chasen Shreve, Jonathan Holder (whose velocity is still down around 77, but hopes his lucky pen can turn his fortunes around), and Luis Severino back on track, Joe Girardi's biggest problem will be what to do with Chris Carter, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of exhibition halls, eating pasta pomodoro until someone shows up and tells him to go home.

  • Drew Butera apologized for the eight transgressions involving wardens, which came to light after he crashed his yacht into a traffic light and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a coin by Jason Vargas.

  • Remember, even when Ryan Tepera was struggling adn Jeff Beliveau was out with his broken pancreas, the Blue Jays still held together behind John Gibbons and the depth provided by GM Mark Shapiro, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.

  • If the Rays stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some art galleries to play in instead, which would please Evan Longoria quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Jumbo Diaz would certainly feel late.

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