by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Then there's what Cardinals manager Mike Matheny sees in Matt Carpenter after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a terrific winter.
- Arizona's Zeke Spruill is so convinced he can play another eight seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another cut toe which might ruin another season for him.
- Nationals manager Matt Williams is building with pitching with Jordan Zimmermann, Jerry Blevins (the erstwhile astrologer), and Felipe Rivero, and if they stick quickly, they could win 76 games.
- Anagram for Joe Morgan: Moe jargon.
Atlanta is interested in
A.J. Preller is asking for
Frank Wren considers untouchable because of
the tart attitude he brings to the clubhouse
which has been
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