• One thing the Mets don't have to worry about is Fernando Nieve being valued, as he is so every day.


• The Cubs are holding out hope for a John Gaub market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Kansas City Royals. But Trey Hillman insists that Dusty Hughes will be back soon from his swollen eye, and that Aaron Crow can at least do a solid job resembling a rhino while he fills in.


• The Orioles would like to acquire Paul Janish, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored snake incident, is the reason Adam Jones could become available.


• Were Chad Qualls and Brandon McCarthy separated at birth?

life in bookstores

as long as
   Jhoulys Chacin

and Huston Street

stay away from
bookstores

the Rockies have a chance

 

 

 

 

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