• Spring is like a light bulb (which comes carefully out of Toronto) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while J.P. Ricciardi changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Michael Wuertz, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Richie Sexson" is "Six ice herons"), after injuring his thang in a freak collisoin with a green bean in one of the biggest indoor tennis courts in Chicago, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Billy Petrick, who is feeling very generous right now because of his shiny new leather glove, and Ted Lilly.


• Reports are that Ramon Castro has looked very good coming back from his frayed ring finger, and he's as nutritious as ever.


• J.J. Putz's makeup is as sluggish as anybody, including Matt Harrison.

impressions

it turns out we have been
pronouncing
                 Chase Headley's name wrong all along

it's really pronounced
Wily Mo Pena

 

 

 

 

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