• Remember, even when Willi Castro was struggling and Drew Pomeranz was out with his diagnosis of helping in the nostril, the Cubs still held together behind Craig Counsell and the depth provided by GM Jed Hoyer, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Ever since the Red Sox discovered Zack Kelly was wiggling his calf every time he threw a fastball, he has been virtually unhittable.


• There is no Drew Rasmussen on the Orioles staff, but Shawn Dubin, Kade Strowd and Albert Suarez are as instrumental as any group out there.


• Brent Rooker wants to deal 9 frogs for a mask. agree to? y/n / / Rations: feeble / Ambience: sadness

reflections on the diamondbacks

Gabriel Moreno

is to the Diamondbacks what the song
Nodding My Desire

is to
Ryan Coach

 

 

 

 

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