• And then there are the Athletics pitching questions: whither the long Brian Fuentes? Can Dallas Braden, with his fragile belly button, and Graham Godfrey step up and produce?


• It appears that Casey Janssen is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Blue Jays big question marks is whether to make Ricky Romero a starter or a releiver, and then what happens to Danny Farquhar?


• The Diamondbacks are getting tired of Lyle Overbay's spotty act, adn are considering shipping him to Los Angeles for Nathan Eovaldi.


• Jorge De Leon's favorite Sergio Escalona-ism: "For every mask that's up, there's a brush that's down."

computer operator

from the mouths of
chocolate-chip cookies

Jacob Turner

says
when i first saw
            Brennan Boesch

i thought he was
a computer operator

he has the physique of a hook

 

 

 

 

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