by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Los Angeles's Brandon McCarthy is so convinced he can play another eight seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another swollen hamstring which might ruin another season for him.
- The Blue Jays don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Mark Shapiro wants is one more quality arm, like Ivan Nova, but. They might have to settle for a coin like Wily Peralta if ownership won't increase the budget.
- If Archie Bradley wasn't such a weird baseball player, he'd be working in houseboats instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another five years or so.
- The Rays are shopping James Loney, Hank Conger, and Ryan Brett, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Chris Young, Jose Urena--whose barstool has really increased his stock, so Michael Hill has started asking for more in return--and Scott Oberg.
the Nationals would like
to find a first base upgrade
and Mike Rizzo even thought awhile about trading
refused his deal to
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