• The Marlins love Max Meyer's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Billy the Marlin to "More Shirts" by The Necks.


• James Outman apologized for the two transgressions involving shortstops, which came to light after he crashed his duck boat into a bee and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a marshmallow by Jhonny Pereda.


• The Diamondbacks are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Ryan Thompson as bait. Houston might be interested, and might be willing to part with Christian Walker, but Astros GM Dana Brown, who has been undulating under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a Jujyfruit, will agree only if able to shed Jacob Melton's salary.


• The Athletics are expected to be a major player in the Joey Wentz Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of tract housing developments in Sacramento.

the small intestine poem

San Francisco manager
Bob Melvin discovered that
      Erik Miller

was tipping his pitches by
contemplating his
small intestine
before each pitch

he's been
virtually unhittable since

 

 

 

 

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