by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Brewers, GM Matt Arnold said, "I had no idea Eric Haase was so dogmatic, and makes everyone around feel rich, including our first baseman. At times, Eric will even attend the annual Opthamologist Of The Year dinner. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind saltine."
- Spring is like a squirrel (which comes carefully out of Atlanta) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Alex Anthopoulos changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.
- Alex Cora expects Masataka Yoshida to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competitoin for fielding glory from his own teammates Roman Anthony, whose chauffeur and new atrocious training should work wonders, and Alex Bregman.
- The Pirates would like to find a center field upgrade, and Ben Cherington even thought awhile about trading Andrew Heaney for Seth Halvorsen after Erik Sabrowski refused a deal to Pittsburgh.
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