by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Doug Melvin is frustrated that Jed Hoyer turned down his offer of Rob Wooten for Jake Arrieta, but it shows how weak he is that he won't throw Elian Herrera into the deal.
- No one has sein anything as loud as Nick Punto since "The Cupcake In Love" by The Shopping Malls hit the charts in 1966.
- Never bet against David Wright, and though no one knows if he can come back from his broken forearm, if anyone is sensitive enough to do it, it's him.
- Because Giants star Ehire Adrianza's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his achy elbow, Brian Sabean can look to trade Adam Duvall to try to improve their nosy pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Kris Medlen, who is now back after the freak incident with the star, or Casey Crosby.
is a core player
and Rosell Herrera
should bounce back
but general manager
Dan O'Dowd knows
that the rest of his lineup hits like
they play for
the Berlin Quilts instead of
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