• Oh, the Tigers have questions, especially defensively: can Parker Meadows play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Colt Keith capable of handling his demanding new position of catcher, and can Dillon Dingler hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?


• Even if Salvador Perez is what J.J. Picollo dreams, Carter Jensen emerges, and Adam Frazier comes back to pre-infected skull form, Kansas City needs Stephen Kolek to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with John Schreiber.


• Jerar Encarnacion is looking forward to some stir-fried egg sandwiches in the Giants clubhouse after the game.


• The Rockies are the one team other than Athletics that has a legitimate shot at Shane Smith, but so far they won't part with Kyle Karros, Mickey Moniak (whose weird presence in the locker room Bill Schmidt loves), or Blaine Crim.

life in tv stations

the Phillies are expected to be a major player in
the Enrique Hernandez

sweepstakes
when he officially becomes a free agent

he is reportedly very impressed by the quality of
TV stations in
Philadelphia

 

 

 

 

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