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News & Notes
  • If Drew Rasmussen can come back from his separated cucumber and Mason Englert can come into his own and Erik Neander can close a deal for Tayler Saucedo, teh Rays could be a team to watch.

  • when Jordan Beck is done being such a dependable baseball player, he expects to apply for a job as a geologist instead

  • Scott Effross called a Boston coach to tell him he'd like going to the Red Sox, but while Yankees GM Brian Cashman has plans this offseason to work up the guts to tell Aaron Boone to go take a hike to Las Vegas, whether or not he'd trade Effross (one GM rumor is to Philadelphia for Cristopher Sanchez and prospects) in the next five weeks is questionable.

  • Nationals manager Dave Martinez is building with pitching with DJ Herz, Clayton Beeter (the erstwhile guitarist), and Jake Eder, and if they stick quickly, they could win 78 games.

Apoetical Blues

reindeer

Giants manager
Bob Melvin expects a lot of competition between
             Tristan Beck

and JT Brubaker

and by the end of the season

they will have an idea if
             Kai-Wei Teng

is going to be a star

or a reindeer

 

 

 

 

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