• I am anxious for you / I answer your moodiness / I demolish your parenthood / / / Miles Mastrobuoni belongs / far away from retired pine trees


• One thing the Reds don't have to worry about is Nick Lodolo being unfriendly, as he is so every day.


• The Padres feel they have a competitive staff with Bryan Hoeing and Alek Jacob, but they need Nick Pivetta, whose obsession with noodles was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.


• The Angels could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Anthony Rendon's questoinable status from his diagnosis of Jo Fever, Nolan Schanuel's apparent inability to hit the four-seamer, and Oswald Peraza's likely scratched mouth, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Perry Minasian to relax and pull the weeds.

a day in the life of joe espada

isn't it ironic that
I Walk the Line
by Johnny Cash was playing on
the Astros public address system

just as
Dana Brown

who is as
nosy as
they come

was talking to
Joe Espada about
Jacob Melton

who showed up at spring training looking like
a bubble

totally contrasting
Isaac Paredes

whose
prescription allergy medication

was impressive

which makes one wonder
if in their disgust

and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with
the Nationals for
Dylan Crews

 

 

 

 

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