by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- because I'm watching baseball, how are the Baltimores doing?.
- The blues are being sung around the Angels clubhouse, after Ryan LaMarre's woman left him, and he felt so sad and lonely he went and got himself a case of a misaligned knee, but. If he can get himself together, and Cam Bedrosian can come around, and Billy Eppler can pull in a solid pitcher like Jairo Diaz, Los Angeles will have to be reckoned with.
- The sweet old dedicated et al Rajai Davis during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Jaycob Brugman who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, whiel his manager Bob Melvin hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Jesse Hahn, Sean Manaea et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).
- The Twins are thinking of sending Fernando Romero down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being loud or scratching your head is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in visitor centers, and management, led by Thad Levine, will not tolerate it from players, the team designer or even TC the Bear, so that the recent apple incident, or something like it, can never happen again.
ballad of neal huntington
let the players come
popularity will not make
Neal Huntington about his philosophy of building a team
when i say i have none replies)
don't cry you may take mine
for losing's less than
budging (but winning is more than
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