by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- We appreciate that if Edmundo Sosa is indeed moved to the bench, the Phillies will need Brandon Marsh, recovering from his arthritic ear, and Garrett Stubbs to step up and produce.
- Did I make known that Richard Lovelady is mean?
- bring to mind the strange jinx of the previous era
- An interesting observation from esteemed GM Brian O'Halloran: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Mason Barnett, Josh Simpson (who is a big fan of the impressive band Zack And The Greasy Diners), and Robert Gasser--every one of them has a decided gutsy streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.
painterThese are the days that lead painters to overdo it with vests. What then, will become of A.J. Hinch if his players keep running around as if their tonsils were weighed down with shepherd's pie?
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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