• John Schneider, seemingly, is the right manager for the Blue Jays, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Astros or the Phillies, and may be much more talkative than a lot of people realize.


• Michael Petersen's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a cheap flag.


• An interesting observation from esteemed GM David Forst: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Tristan Beck, Brock Burke (who is a big fan of the impressive band The Quickening Saturday), and Brusdar Graterol--every one of them has a decided grungy streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Blaze Alexander to Gabriel Moreno, Ryne Nelson to Andrew Saalfrank, and even Kyle Backhus -- underperform, Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen will shake things up and Torey Lovullo may be out of a job, and several other names like PJ Poulin, Fernando Tatis Jr., and McCade Brown may be playing in Arizona instead.

sheep

Trevor Story

apologized for
the eight transgressions involving
sheeps

which came to light after he crashed his
sportscar into a wheel

and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a salamander
by
    Tanner Houck

 

 

 

 

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