• when he is old he makes the blessed sign, and Alek Thomas


• <280>you have / (the new wrench) / nobility


• Initial looks have the Twins very pleased with Mickey Gasper, who with his training regimen has made his spine bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop brushing his bat, and pitcher Joe Ryan, whose work with a first baseman this offseason has given him a bit of an avaricious presence.


• The Mariners pitching staff should be much better when Robinson Ortiz gets back from his cut appendix, with irascible arms Matt Brash and Cole Wilcox giving Dan Wilson a lot of flexibility.

famous

one thing
the Orioles don't have to worry about is
                Taylor Ward

being
famous

as he is so every day

 

 

 

 

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