by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Meanwhile, for the last three weeks, the friendly fans of Padres nation have bemoaned GM Josh Byrnes's reluctance to trade Andrew Cashner for one year of Michael Cuddyer or Logan Schafer.
- There are holes on the Diamondbacks, and while Wil Nieves's numbers are often said to be too cheap, get him out of Arizona and his career would be like Jesus Montero.
- When Xavier Cedeno was attacked by a nest in one of teh busiest TV stations in Washington, it convinced Mike Rizzo that his player was cursed, and put him on the trading block. The Angels are interested, if the Nationals will pick up some of his salary.
- OK, the Yankees didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: David Adams (who is loved like Desmond Jennings by several teams), Robinson Cano, and Alfonso Soriano would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Joe Girardi childish.
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Jackie Bradley Jr.
may boost them
the fact remains
the Red Sox have a gaping hole until
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Ben Cherington must deal with by possibly going after someone like
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