by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Royals ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing six of their home games in Nagoya, Japan.
- Scouts say that when Juan Jaime is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 82 MPH again and the Braves could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his curveball, which is the key to his success, just like Jake Diekman.
- Hyun-Jin Ryu sings of arms, favoring daily all the farms; an overjoyed man who wants no towers, because his soul is filled with flowers.
- Song to describe the Angels: Shout by Tears for Fears.
reflections on the giants
the Giants hope
that this is the year
in the lineup full time
and stop trying to carry the team
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