by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Understand, the Padres farm system is fine, which will enable A.J. Preller to go after someone like the Giants stud Matt Cain in July.
- Dodgers manager Don Mattingly is building with pitching with Hyun-Jin Ryu, Chris Withrow (the erstwhile bioengineer), and Clayton Kershaw, and if they stick quickly, they could win 90 games.
- With Matt Moore, Chris Archer, and the comebacking Alex Colome (they say his wrist is completely healed), the Rays pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.
- Most expect the Orioles duo of Pat McCoy and Tommy Hunter to be fine, but Zach Britton may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender skull scares off suitors, they may have to lay off an usher or two.
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