by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Orioles manager Buck Showalter loves Ryan Flaherty, and thinks he can drive in 77 runs if he can learn to lay off the two-seamed fastball and wait for his pitch, like Mike Ohlman, who is much more tidy, does.
- Christian Vazquez's career really came together when he started dating a pediatrician.
- Terry Ryan had a deal on the table to acquire Gio Gonzalez from the Nationals, but the deal fell through when A.J. Achter said he would rather retire than share a ballpark every day with the Unemployed Youppi.
- Just asking: are Nolan Arenado and Brandon Crawford the same person?
Todd Cunningham's status as a free agent has been
complicated by rumors
that he has become a courageous
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