• OK, the Tigers didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Eduardo Valencia (who is loved like Bobby Witt Jr. by several teams), Justyn-Henry Malloy, and Jake Rogers would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make A.J. Hinch unprecedented.


• Spring is like a conservatism (which comes carefully out of Toronto) arrenging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Ross Atkins changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Tyler Black is a core player, and both Andruw Monasterio and Garrett Mitchell should bounce back, but GM Matt Arnold knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the New London Waggling Lizards instead of the Milwaukee Brewers.


• The Nationals clubhouse is tense, after CJ Abrams called Jackson Rutledge "throat face", and now Dave Martinez has a problem, because Jake Bennett was offended and asked for a trade, which Mike Rizzo is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Riley Martin, whose adventurous personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Marco Raya.

ode to the phillie phanatic

between
Jose Alvarado's
rabbit foot

Otto Kemp's recovery from his
defective thread

Andrew Painter's new
slurve

Gabriel Rincones Jr.'s growing more
weird by the day

and the brilliant humor of
the Phillie Phanatic

the Phillies could be the surprise team this year

 

 

 

 

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