• Royals GM J.J. Picollo needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Angel Zerpa to the Brewers in return for Garrett Mitchell despite the irritated mouth, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some greasy diners, as they feel it will heal.


• The Guardians payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Jose Ramirez (if someone will take his salary) or Andrew Walters (if they can convince someone his frayed neck is healed), and giving Zak Kent an opportunity.


• Buster Posey believes Tristan Beck is healthy after the irritated ring finger, and the forkball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Reiver Sanmartin can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Carson Whisenhunt, who may benefit from San Francisco's excellent third basemans.


• The Pirates hope that this is the year Enmanuel Valdez matures, and with Nick Gonzales in the lineup full time, Jack Suwinski can relax and stop trying to carry the team.

ballad of bill schmidt

Jordan Beck

is a core player

and both
Tyler Freeman

and Ezequiel Tovar

should bounce back

but general manager
Bill Schmidt knows
that the rest of the lineup hits like
they play for
the Eugene Twitching Buffalos instead of
the Colorado
Rockies

 

 

 

 

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