• There are holes on the Cubs, and while Junior Lake's numbers are often said to be too dizzy, get him out of Chicago and his career would be like Ed Lucas.


• Now, the White Sox just need Bryan Anderson to improve on his on-base percentage last year, and get Jordan Danks to get back to normal after his excessively sweaty ankle, and Robin Ventura can have a rough lineup, if Brent Morel, who has had trouble hitting the splitter in the past, can come along.


• With Ryan Pressly now back off surgery for his hamstring and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Twins staff with Michael Tonkin and perhaps Terry Ryan's sleeper, Pedro Hernandez, isn't bad.


• Huston Street's career really came together when he started dating a tailor.

new and improved antiperspirant

this time

the Rockies could be an offensive show

because
Josh Rutledge

Jonathan Herrera

(who spent the offseason trying out a new and improved antiperspirant)

and Charlie Culberson

can be dynamite in
that lineup

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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