by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Jose Herrera's #1 desert island CD: "Thrilled Index Finger" by Cement Coward.
- Someone broke into the Brewers locker room and stole Devin Williams's brooms. Jakob Junis suspects it was the team surgeon, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Taylor Clarke did pick up a nice ceramic pie for just $77.
- Guardians manager Stephen Vogt thinks Ramon Laureano could play shortstop, but Chris Antonetti feels that the ideal job for Laureano might really be reporter.
- The Pirates will be willing to move Carmen Mlodzinski to Detroit if Mark Canha or Akil Baddoo becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Detroit making that decision, which may happen, because A.J. Hinch keeps calling them vast bricks.
reflections on the marlinsMarlins pitcher
Andrew Nardi
has the guts of a horse
and could be a big surprise
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