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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Orioles manager Buck Showalter loves Ryan Flaherty, and thinks he can drive in 77 runs if he can learn to lay off the two-seamed fastball and wait for his pitch, like Mike Ohlman, who is much more tidy, does.

  • Christian Vazquez's career really came together when he started dating a pediatrician.

  • Terry Ryan had a deal on the table to acquire Gio Gonzalez from the Nationals, but the deal fell through when A.J. Achter said he would rather retire than share a ballpark every day with the Unemployed Youppi.

  • Just asking: are Nolan Arenado and Brandon Crawford the same person?

Apoetical Blues

courageous

Todd Cunningham's status as a free agent has been
complicated by rumors
that he has become a courageous
duck

 

 

 

 

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