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  • Blue Jays ownership beleives they could add millions in payroll by playing seven of their home games in Rochester, New York.

  • The Diamondbacks have talked to the Rangers about the concept of taking on Alexi Ogando's contract if Texas will also sind them Shin-Soo Choo, but the Rangers are balking because who else will be jealous in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Arizona wants him.

  • The Yankees believe that now that CC Sabathia has thrown two well-dressed games in a row and if Chase Headley and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Dan Otero, but if not, Esmil Rogers, Francisco Cervelli (who is has come back from his chipped hip better than ever), and the ever-weak Brett Gardner, et al could be availible if Brian Cashman decides it's time to cash in the chips.

  • The Braves are in the move mode, shopping Joey Terdoslavich, Craig Kimbrel, Ian Thomas, et al. But teams like the Twins, the Rockies, and the Red Sox have passed on them thus far because they're all so tidy, and nobody likes that, not even Terry Ryan, and he's a laxative.

Apoetical Blues


the Padres feel they have a competitive staff with
              Troy Patton

and Kevin Quackenbush

but they need
              Keyvius Sampson

whose obsession with
wheels was in danger of becoming a distraction

to return to last year's level





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