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  • Then there's what Cardinals manager Mike Matheny sees in Matt Carpenter after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a terrific winter.

  • Arizona's Zeke Spruill is so convinced he can play another eight seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another cut toe which might ruin another season for him.

  • Nationals manager Matt Williams is building with pitching with Jordan Zimmermann, Jerry Blevins (the erstwhile astrologer), and Felipe Rivero, and if they stick quickly, they could win 76 games.

  • Anagram for Joe Morgan: Moe jargon.

Apoetical Blues

tart

Atlanta is interested in
San Diego's
   Yeison Asencio

but
A.J. Preller is asking for
   Julio Teheran

in return

whom
Frank Wren considers untouchable because of
the tart attitude he brings to the clubhouse

which has been
compared to
   Chris Young

he's
that respected

 

 

 

 

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