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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Los Angeles's Walbert Urena is so convinced he can play another four seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another wart on the forearm which might ruin another season for him.

  • Tanner Bibee gives Guardians manager Stephen Vogt a solid second pitcher to go with Slade Cecconi, further support for Yorman Gomez, and the confidence that because they are so thoughtful, they can beat anyone come October.

  • If the Giants stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some tract housing developments to play in instead, which would please Grant McCray quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Kai-Wei Teng would certainly feel ugly.

  • And then there are the Royals pitching questions: whither the inconsiderate Lucas Erceg? Can Alec Marsh, with his fragile ring finger, and Carlos Estevez step up and produce?

Apoetical Blues

a day in the life of clayton mccullough

Marlins manager
Clayton McCullough is building with pitching with
   William Kempner

Edward Cabrera

(the erstwhile
security guard)

and Janson Junk

and
if they stick quickly

they could win
89 games

 

 

 

 

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