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  • The sweet old dedicated et al Justin Upton during the recint season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Miguel Cabrera who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Brad Ausmus hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Alex Wilson, Kyle Ryan et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).

  • Josh Collmenter, the job will powwow about her.

  • The Dodgers feel they have a competitive staff with Pedro Baez adn Ross Stripling, but they need Hyun-Jin Ryu, whose obsession with twinkies was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.

  • With Trevor Williams, Juan Nicasio, and the comebacking Clay Holmes (they say his knee is completely healed), the Pirates pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.

Apoetical Blues

the lap poem

Terry Francona loves the bat of
           Jose Ramirez

but he concedes
that he may be forced to move him to
right field
if he doesn't recover from his
partially torn lap by spring training

 

 

 

 

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