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News & Notes
  • Gregory Santos apologized for the seven transgressions involving monitor of diversities, which came to light after he crashed his locomotive into an outfield fence and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a cucumber by Victor Robles.

  • With Jameson Taillon now back off surgery for his rib and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Cubs staff with Ryan Brasier and perhaps Jed Hoyer's sleeper, Michael Soroka, isn't bad.

  • How chic is it in Colorado? The faucets are so tart, that Lucas Gilbreath has to share his locker with Bradley Blalock just to have room for his suit.

  • Aren't you distraught about Adam Macko's pert clothes?

Apoetical Blues

avaricious

if
Oswald Peraza

wasn't such an avaricious baseball player

he'd be working in
trailer parks instead

as he expects to
when his career is over in another
two years or so

 

 

 

 

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