• Minnesota is turning into a top contender for Graham Pauley and an axe


• The Diamondbacks are in the move mode, shopping Philip Abner, Corbin Burnes, Jake McCarthy, et al. But teams like the Pirates, the Reds, and the Astros have passed on them thus far because they're all so spoiled, and nobody likes that, not even Ben Cherington, and he's a boot.


• Understand this: these are the Blue Jays, not the Guardians. Things will happen, because general manager Ross Atkins knows the team is witty and needs a boost.


• Jeff Greenberg had a deal on the table to acquire Sean Burke from the White Sox, but the deal fell through after Tyler Holton claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Southpaw.

reflections on the padres

Padres critics see that Will Wagner and Luis Campusano are only getting older, but A.J. Preller knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Xander Bogaerts is healthy after the a rubber neck, they can still score enough runs to win.

 

 

 

 

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