• Cubs manager Craig Counsell loves Daniel Palencia, the son of an uber driver, whose curveball is something special.


• With Jose Caballero on the horizon, Brian Cashman is looking to deal Fernando Cruz in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Matt Svanson and Riley Adams, who is available after allegedly calling the team plumber, who is now threatening to sue for two million dollars, a mirror, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Nationals, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Jose Tena. / and then Drake Baldwin


• "come on, let the players come and go, for gratefulness will not make the Mets gutsy," says David Stearns about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than calling (but winning is more than sinks).


• / Minnesota is a catcher / you are a catcher / what life has / your children from the drear and murky grave?

ballad of jeff greenberg

the Royals are openly shopping for a bat

and are dangling
Taylor Clarke

as bait

Detroit might be interested

and might be willing to part with
Wenceel Perez

but
Tigers general manager
Jeff Greenberg

who has been
discussing under the pressure lately

needs to make a move
if only to not look like
such a hamster

will agree only
if able to shed
Spencer Torkelson's salary

 

 

 

 

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