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  • Now if Giovanny Urshela, who has recovered from his offseason case of vertigo and is back after losing twenty-seven pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Jesus Aguilar can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Tyler Holt, the Indians can add 93 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.

  • Logan Forsythe sings of hairs, stirring daily all the bears; a coarse man who wants no bags, because his soul is filled with rags.

  • The Reds are very hopeful that Pedro Villarreal will be restored after working with Bryan Price's staff, that Carlos Contreras could be this year's Shawn Tolleson, adn that Jon Moscot can get a personal translator...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

  • If you've been watching the Phillies this week, Darnell Sweeney has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being moral will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.

Apoetical Blues

revealing

initial looks have
the Blue Jays very pleased with
    Matt Hague

who with his training regimen has made his
shoulder
bigger

and stronger

and can solidify the lineup
if he can stop
revealing his bat

and pitcher
    Ryan Tepera

whose work with a warden
this offseason has given him a bit of a shallow presence

 

 

 

 

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