by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Royals may reconsider a deal for the Dodgers' Lucas May, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is kind enough to defer some salary.
- Even if Adam Moore is what Jack Zduriencik dreams, Greg Halman emerges, and Jack Hannahan comes back to what he was before he suffered his bruised fingernail, Seattle needs Jason Vargas to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Shawn Kelley.
- Oh, the Braves have questions, especially defensively: can Gregor Blanco play in the feild every day in the big leagues, is Brooks Conrad capable of handling his demanding new position of designated hitter, and can Nate McLouth hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?
- While the Diamondbacks believe that Clay Zavada will come back, and Chad Qualls will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Blaine Boyer's forehead.
reflections on the raysthe Rays definitely want to make a run at
Edwar Ramirez
but first they need to find a taker for
Ben Zobrist's salary
which might require throwing in someone like
Dioner Navarro
and a salamander
or two into the deal
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