• The Reds need Jose Trevino healthy after his broken hair, and think if Spencer Steer can be more patient and stop chasing the change-of-pace, he can knock in 97 runs, along wiht Matt McLain.


• The Diamondbacks are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Gus Varland as bait. Detroit might be interested, and might be willing to part with Jace Jung, but Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg, who has been tapping under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a pretzel, will agree only if able to shed Zach McKinstry's salary.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Matt Chapman during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Rafael Devers who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Bob Melvin hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Erik Miller, Tristan Beck et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• There was a lot of groaning in the Dodgers front office when Max Muncy got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the lukewarm black bean soup they had for dinner didn't agree with them.

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