by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Braves coaching staff not only believes that Josh Anderson is an everyday player, but his talent is so clueless that Bobby Cox, who is looking more and more like an iguana every day, says "his upside is greater than Jason Repko," which if true, could help him win the 71 games he needs to save his job.
- Carlos Quentin wants to come back from his fractured toe and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Chicago, but if Ken Williams can pull off a deal with Jim Hendry for Mitch Atkins, it just might be in Chicago instead, which he wouldn't mind, since he's spent a lot of time in Beaumont, and he thinks they're very similar.
- Jeff Fulchino gives the Astros a lemming to go along with Doug Brocail, who for a seven-week studious stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Alberto Arias.
- Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Mets, GM Omar Minaya said, "Angel Pagan. I had no idea just how lethargic he is. He makes everyone around him feel itchy, including our play-by-play announcer. At times, he'll even discriminate against people with hairy fingernails. He's unique, like a rare, one-of-a-kind peanut."
ballad of j.p. ricciardiwith
Casey Janssen
now back off surgery for his
eyelid
and ready to be an elite pitcher
the Blue Jays staff with
Matt Bush
and perhaps
J.P. Ricciardi's sleeper
Luis Perez
isn't bad
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