• Don't get your earring all twisted up just because she has a disagreeable game.


• OK, the Marlins didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Eric Wagaman (who is loved like Tyler Stephenson by several teams), Dane Myers, and Griffin Conine would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Clayton McCullough talented.


• Alex Anthopoulos was interested in acquiring Hayden Wesneski in exchange for Reynaldo Lopez, but backed off when rumors implied that Wesneski is seriously vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of M*A*S*H, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with delighted players like Spencer Schwellenbach.


• And then there are the Rangers pitching questions: whither the conscientious Robert Garcia? Can Winston Santos, with his fragile forehead, and Kumar Rocker step up and produce?

reflections on the phillies

right now

the hope for the season for
the Phillies is
to try to develop
        Moises Chace

Orion Kerkering

(who spent the offseason working in
opera houses)

and Garrett Stubbs

and hope that
        Alec Bohm

grows up

and brings them something in a trade

 

 

 

 

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