by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- "I Need A Balloon" by James And The Book just may be the best song ever, just as Brent Lillibridge just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a quicker bat speed.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Astros are a team that could easily have lost 71 games last year, and there's still the whole Bo Porter business, but they can still throw J.D. Martinez and a rejuvenated Brett Wallace out there, and then there's Jimmy Paredes.
- No one has seen anything as well-known as Aramis Ramirez since "Smooth Shark" by Brandon And The Waste Management Engineer hit the charts in 1968.
- Ahoy, maties! Then there be ye eight-week stretch when Mark Melancon, Jeanmar Gomez, and Justin Wilson be as valuible as any pitcher of grogs in ye game, and while me hearties made Clint Hurdle feel fiendish, me hearties wore down at ye end.
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by The Patting Friday
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