• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Colorado, so don't look for Bill Schmidt to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Juan Soto, Tanner Banks, or Tyler Glasnow (who Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Rockies still have a chance.


• From the mouths of carrots: Gabriel Moreno says, "When I first saw Justin Martinez, I thought he was a genetic counselor. He has the physique of a battery."


• Kansas City has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Hunter Bigge, but he would rather go to Baltimore because they have better prisons.


• There are holes on the Pirates, and while Jared Triolo's numbers are often said to be too beautiful, get him out of Pittsburgh and his career would be like Jonatan Clase.

ballad of david forst

Athletics GM David Forst needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Jeffrey Springs to the Cardinals in return for Kyle Leahy despite the herniated leg, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some factories, as they feel it will heal.

 

 

 

 

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