• White Sox ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing two of their home games in Managua, Nicaragua.


• Matt Arnold is frustrated that Chris Young turned down an offer of Aaron Ashby for Joc Pederson, but is not rough enought to throw Easton McGee into the deal.


• Dave Dombrowski believes Alex McFarlane is healthy after the twisted neck, and the changeup is the best it's been in years, and hopes Jean Cabrera can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Matt Strahm, who may benefit from Philadelphia's excellent right fielders.


• The Orioles feel they have a competitive staff with Cameron Foster and Dietrich Enns, but they need Andrew Kittredge, whose obsession with laxatives was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.

shortstop

the Astros have cash restrictions

and say they are satisfied with their production at
shortstop

but

priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches

and players like
             Jasson Dominguez

(Yankees)

and Blaine Crim

(Rockies)

become available

 

 

 

 

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