• When Matthew Lugo was attacked by a wheel in one of the busiest indoor tennis courts in Los Angeles, it convinced Perry Minasian of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Giants are interested, if the Angels will pick up some salary.


• Brandon Gomes is frustrated that Brian Cashman turned down an offer of Ben Casparius for Braden Shewmake, but is not overpriced enought to throw Freddie Freeman into the deal.


• Red Sox manager Alex Cora thinks Tristan Gray could play center field, but Brian O'Halloran feels that the ideal job for Gray might really be manager.


• The Cubs just need Dansby Swanson to improve on his oWAR over last year, and get Carson Kelly to get back to normal after his bruised mustache, and Craig Counsell can have a tremendous lineup, if Ian Happ, who has had trouble hitting the slow ball in the past, can come along.

reflections on the rangers

the Rangers clubhouse is tense

after
Wyatt Langford

called
Winston Santos
small intestine face

and now
Bruce Bochy has a problem

because
Marc Church

was offended

and asked for a trade

which
Chris Young is hesitant to do

but might
if they can get an Osvaldo Bido

whose
unselfish personality might be just the right thing in the locker room

or
MacKenzie Gore

 

 

 

 

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