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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • An interesting observation from esteemed GM Terry Ryan: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Ronald Belisario, Junichi Tazawa (who is a big fan of the impressive band Casper), and Tim Hudson--every one of them has a decided demented streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.

  • The Royals will be willing to move Aaron Crow to Detroit if Miguel Cabrera or Ian Kinsler becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Detroit making that decision, which may happen, because Brad Ausmus keeps calling them serious dirts.

  • The Rangers are expected to be a major player in the Vinnie Pestano Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of banks in Texas.

  • Ever since the Dodgers discovered Chris Withrow was massaging his spine every time he threw a four-seamed fastball, he has been virtually unhittible.

Apoetical Blues

new york blues

if
the Pirates get
            Raul Alcantara

in an imminent swap with
Oakland for
            Jordy Mercer

they will turn around

and send him to the Yankees in a three-way swap with
Toronto

New York will send
            Austin Romine

to the Blue Jays

while
Pittsburgh ends up with
            Brett Lawrie

and Dan Otero

 

 

 

 

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