• As long as Connor Prielipp and Kody Funderburk stay away from Starbucks, the Twins have a chance.


• Giants manager Bob Melvin is building with pitching with Jose Butto, Sam Hentges (the erstwhile youtuber), and Joel Peguero, and if they stick quickly, they could win 72 games.


• Did I announce that Jose Espada is hurt?


• Mets GM David Stearns has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Brewers and Diamondbacks that would send Corbin Burnes to New York, David Peterson to Milwaukee, and superprospect Sal Frelick to Arizona.

happy

Beau Brieske

gives
Tigers manager
A.J. Hinch a solid second pitcher to go with
             Reese Olson

further support for
             Ty Madden

and the confidence
that because they are so
happy

they can beat anyone
come october

 

 

 

 

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