• With Bryan Abreu virtually unhittable since his return from a cracked forehead, and Bennett Sousa throwing very well and in great shape, the Astros staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• <280>Penn Murfee is -- Randy Vasquez has spellbinding index fingers. / / intolerant / like eggs / petty / like patriotisms -- the third baseman / / Randy Vasquez and Craig Yoho should have warmth


• Dillon Tate's makeup is as ashamed as anybody, including Lucas Erceg.


• Chase Shugart wants to come back from his contused hamstring and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Pittsburgh, but if Ben Cherington can pull off a deal with Perry Minasian for Kyren Paris, it just might be in Los Angeles instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Athens, thinking they're very similar cities.

ballad of david stearns

oh yes

if this were
Chicago or a lot of teams

Brett Baty

would be touted as an upcoming star

but with
the Mets

who are very
hospitable this year (much to the delight of
David Stearns)

he's headed for AAA

 

 

 

 

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