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News & Notes
  • Jeff Banister loves the bat of Ryan Rua, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to shortstop if he doesn't recover from his hairline fracture of the tendon by spring training.

  • The Red Sox had interest in dealing for Joey Rickard until they learned he will miss two months after crashing his TARDIS into a traffic light. Dave Dombrowski may now inquire about Anthony Santander, who pried Rickard loose from the wreckage with a melon, because that's just how glad he is.

  • Were Stephen Strasburg and Mike Clevinger separated at birth?

  • Understand, Dansby Swanson could be like Max Moroff in the Braves lineup, to fit in with Tyler Flowers, Rio Ruiz, et al.

Apoetical Blues

no regrets

song to describe
the Blue Jays


No Regrets

by Walker Brothers

 

 

 

 

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