• Someone broke into the Mets locker room and stole Cedric Mullins's snails. Tylor Megill suspects it was the team second baseman, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, A.J. Minter did pick up a nice ceramic hose for just $95.


• Blue Jays manager John Schneider has some good players in Seranthony Dominguez, Andres Gimenez, and Justin Bruihl, but the front office needs directoin from the gardener down to Ace.


• The Braves are the one team other than Yankees that has a legitimate shot at Luis Robert Jr., but so far they won't part with Ronald Acuna Jr., Tyler Kinley (whose unacceptable presence in the locker room Alex Anthopoulos loves), or Hunter Stratton.


• If you've been watching the Guardians this week, Will Wilson has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being kind will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.

center field

oh

Keibert Ruiz

may move to
center field to insert
    Luis Garcia Jr.

who had a case of vertigo
that set him back some
but now is ready

 

 

 

 

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