by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- our conservatism comes from our self-reliance.
- Didi Gregorius is to the Yankees what the song "Jerking In The Warehouse" is to The Microphone Nine.
- If moving Lucas Duda to left field works, it takes pressure off Eric Campbell and his oft-injured hand so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a cup.
Jeff Samardzija's career really came together
when he started dating
If you're hooked on baseball fandom,
'Reload' makes more notes at random.
If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.
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