by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Astros love Luke Gregerson's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Orbit to "Webmaster Love" by Six Museums.
- The Angels payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Albert Pujols (if someone will take his salary) or Tyler Skaggs (if they can convince someone his bruised lap is healed), and giving Todd Cunningham an opportunity.
- Understadn, Anthony Rizzo could be like Shawn O'Malley in the Cubs lineup, to fit in with David Ross, Christian Villanueva, et al.
- The Nationals definitely want to make a run at Enrique Hernandez, but first they need to find a taker for Jayson Werth's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Nick Lee and a bee or two into the deal.
do it again after last year
and while no one is expecting
the Rockies pitching staff should be better
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