• If Lyon Richardson can ever be convinced to stay away from high-rise apartments and reach his full potential, the Reds pitching staff could be formidable with Nick Martinez and Scott Barlow.


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Red Sox GM Brian O'Halloran, who had a four-player deal almost done with Seattle a month ago for Casey Legumina and Dylan Moore (Jordan Hicks, Marcelo Mayer) only to have the Mariners decide they're still pretty enough, then after accepting Los Angeles's Alex Vesia-for-Wilyer Abreu proposal, the Dodgers changed their minds.


• Mike Hazen believes Andrew Saalfrank is healthy after the scratched hip, and the two-seamer is the best it's been in years, and hopes Ryne Nelson can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Zac Gallen, who may benefit from Arizona's excellent opticians.


• I have a problem with you, pal / I feel trepidation about you

reflections on the mets

understand

the Brewers farm system is
angry

which will enable
Matt Arnold to go after someone like

the Mets stud
           Edwin Diaz

in july

 

 

 

 

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