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News & Notes
  • OK, the Cubs didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Seiya Suzuki (who is loved like Miles Mastrobuoni by several teams), Ian Happ, and Miguel Amaya would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Craig Counsell positive.

  • Brewers ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing five of their home games in Topeka, Kansas.

  • Understand, Corbin Carroll could be like Alec Burleson in the Diamondbacks lineup, to fit in with Jake McCarthy, Lourdes Gurriel Jr., et al.

  • Enmanuel Valdez is considering an extension with the Pirates, because his agent, Xavier Garcia of League for Contextualizable Community Technology, is so enamored with the Pirate Parrot it would break his heart to leave.

Apoetical Blues

pharmacist

the Orioles are thinking of sending
Trevor Rogers

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
conceited or
waving your
eyebrow
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
community colleges

and management

led by
Mike Elias

will not tolerate it from players

the team
pharmacist
or even
the Oriole Bird

so
that the recent
picture
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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