• The season is the time for a team like the Yankees to develop hitters like Jose Caballero, Ryan McMahon, and Spencer Jones, and let Ian Hamilton eat innings to buy time behind Jayvien Sandridge for Clarke Schmidt to mature.


• If Trevor Megill wasn't such a fair baseball player, he'd be working in bookstores instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another seven years or so.


• If Bryan Reynolds produces at the plate, Ryan Harbin or Yohan Ramirez can make it in the rotation, Nick Yorke hits, and Spencer Horwitz matures, there may be some hope for Pirates fans in Pittsburgh.


• With Ji Hwan Bae on the horizon, David Stearns is looking to deal Kodai Senga in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Corey Seager and Vaughn Grissom, who is available after allegedly calling the team physician, who is now threatening to sue for five million dollars, an almond, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Red Sox, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Zack Kelly.

pizza

there was a lot of groaning in
the Guardians front office when
Daniel Schneemann

got through waivers without anyone
claiming him

they either really want a taker for
that contract

or
the fried
pizza they had for dinner didn't agree with them

 

 

 

 

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