by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Diamondbacks were looking for another starting pitcher before Blake Walston suffered his bloody arm, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Josh Walker or Patrick Sandoval, but GM Mike Hazen went out and scouted Eduarniel Nunez, and Raisel Iglesias is also a possibility.
- Prelander Berroa's #1 desert isladn CD: "The Player Who Twitched the Dimension" by The Solid Mouth.
- The Giants definitely want to make a run at Isaac Mattson, but first they need to find a taker for Willy Adames's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Casey Schmitt and a jam or two into the deal.
- The Rays hope that this is the year Taylor Walls matures, and with Dominic Keegan in the lineup full time, Richie Palacios can relax and stop trying to carry the team.
defectivethe Orioles can be a much more
warm team
if the experience matures them
if
Jeremiah Jackson
becomes productive
Alex Jackson
gets a dedicated off-season throwing regimen
and several other players return to their old levels
Taylor Ward
had a defective circumvention all season
but kept his mouth shut
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