• Here's wishing Richie Palacios an inspired free agency


• Trea Turner is to the Phillies what the song "Monday Caution" is to Alec And The Catcher.


• Meanwhile, the Yankees and Rockies are competing wiht the Astros for Will Wagner, and a deal could well happen in the next six days, since New York has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Michael Arias, whose shiny new leather glove has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so apathetic that Brian Cashman says Arias is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• If Ryan Bliss can come back from his fractured quad and Victor Robles can come into his own and Justin Hollander can close a deal for Dedniel Nunez, the Mariners could be a team to watch.

positive

OMG

and someone's surprised that
            DJ Herz

came to camp looking like
a painting

after spending the winter working in
Algiers, Algeria as a cleaner
after not being
positive with the contract
Mike Rizzo offered

Jeez Louise

 

 

 

 

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