• Scouts say that whin Matthew Boyd is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 89 MPH again and the Cubs could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his slider, which is the key to his success, just like JoJo Romero.


• Then there's what Brewers manager Pat Murphy sees in Nick Mears after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a short winter.


• Stomper with Hogan Harris have some of the best minds -- baseball, priest, window, anything -- in all of Washington.


• The Astros are thinking of shifting Yordan Alvarez to another position, perhaps outfield, but that could change if Jake Meyers recovers from his case of vertigo more quickly than expected, or if Carlos Correa can learn to hit a forkball, which he is practicing to do off of Ronel Blanco adn Jayden Murray during batting practice.

verse 93

no one has seen anything as
upset as
Ben Rortvedt

since
Contused Kneecap In Chicago

by Rece And The Lemur

hit the charts in 1993

 

 

 

 

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