• The Cubs are very hopeful that Jacob Webb will be restored after working with Craig Counsell's staff, that Hoby Milner could be this year's Shawn Armstrong, and that Tyler Ferguson can get a successful rehab...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• Taylor Ward was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin conductor, or starting a rock farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• ccoooooooHHHHHHHHHHHHHH STejay Antone, who slides like a crazy almond,k


• Meanwhile, for the last eight weeks, the rueful fans of Brewers nation have bemoaned GM Matt Arnold's reluctance to trade Jackson Chourio for one year of Spencer Jones or Jose Altuve.

ballad of chris getz

Chris Getz is frustrated that
Erik Neander turned down an offer of
           Chris Murphy

for
           Steven Matz

but is not
determined enought to throw
           Tristan Peters

into the deal

 

 

 

 

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