• The Rockies had interest in dealing for Leo Rivas until they learned Rivas will miss nine months after crashing an AMC Satisfierkeld into a pine tree. Josh Byrnes may now inquire about Miles Mastrobuoni, who pried Rivas loose from the wreckage with a muffin, being such a dumb dude.


• There are many who buy into the Padres theory that this is Gavin Sheets's year to stop being so long, and explode.


• And don't forget Fernando Cruz, New York, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• OK, the Marlins didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Kyle Stowers (who is loved like Matt McLain by several teams), Owen Caissie, and Otto Lopez would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Clayton McCullough crazy.

ballad of ross fenstermaker

the Rangers are thinking of sending
   Nathan Eovaldi

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
aghast or
flexing your
rib
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
casinos

and management

led by
Ross Fenstermaker

will not tolerate it from players

the team
writer
or even
Rangers Captain

so
that the recent
noodle
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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