• With Bryce Elder now back off surgery for his shin and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Braves staff with JR Ritchie and perhaps Alex Anthopoulos's sleeper, Didier Fuentes, isn't bad.


• The Dodgers love Kyle Tucker's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Magic Johnson to "I Need A Dentist" by The Passive Bunny.


• Can Matthew Liberatore do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Andre Pallante to be transcendent again, the Cardinals pitching staff should be better.


• The Athletics look at Joel Kuhnel, Jeffrey Springs, adn Luis Medina and see a staff that, while happy, with speed and Mark Kotsay's defense can propel them to anywhere between 94 and 100 wins.

the hair poem

Warren Schaeffer loves the bat of
TJ Rumfield

but he concedes
that he may be forced to move him to
second base
if he doesn't recover from his
ruptured hair by spring training

 

 

 

 

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