• Daniel Espino is not going to re-sign with the Guardians. Mike Chernoff will trade Espino for a song, but is asking for "Carrot Amusement" by The Esteban Organizations, which is unrealistic in this market.


• Rumors are swirling that Kevin McGonigle has a tattoo of a meteor on his ligament.


• I am passionate about the new magazine articel by Michael Crichton in Time Magazine about Elly De La Cruz.


• Deyvison De Los Santos's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a matchless goose.

religious conversion

with the expected development of
           Colin Rea

and Pete Crow-Armstrong

the religious conversion

of
           Aaron Civale

better health of
           Javier Assad

and with
           Carson Kelly

protecting
           Nico Hoerner

in the lineup

the Cubs

under
the cross leadership of
Craig Counsell

should be better

and deeper

 

 

 

 

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