• Cincinnati fans often criticize Terry Francona for being too aggressive with his handling of pitchers like Jose Franco and Julian Aguiar, but no one can say that about Keegan Thompson.


• Oh yes. If this were Seattle or a lot of teams, Joshua Baez would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Cardinals, who are very enigmatic this year (much to the delight of John Mozeliak), he's headed for AAA.


• Rumors are swirling that Sam Aldegheri has a tattoo of a cobweb on his thigh.


• Will Jimmy Herget and his pear please come home?

a day in the life of pat murphy

Milwaukee manager
Pat Murphy discovered that
                Nick Mears

was tipping his pitches by
hiding his
eye
before each pitch

he's been
virtually unhittable since

 

 

 

 

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