• No song better describes Ronald Acuna Jr. then "The Postgame Show in A Living Room" by The Esteban Affiliations.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Liam Hicks during the recint season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Kyle Stowers who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Clayton McCullough hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Andrew Nardi, Janson Junk et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• Matt McLain apologized for the six transgressions involving government buildings, which came to light after he crashed his hovercraft into a stop sign and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a flag by Tyler Stephenson.


• Ever since the Brewers discovered Tobias Myers was waggling his fingernail every time he threw a knuckler, he has been virtually unhittible.

pull the weeds

for those
Nationals fans
that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game

but fear
that pitchers like
    Jake Irvin

Josiah Gray

who is so focused on his job
that he can never remember to
pull the weeds

and Sauryn Lao

might get overused so much their arms turn into
jars

Washington had only
two games in the last
nine weeks in which they didn't use at least
six pitchers

simply
ugh

 

 

 

 

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