The Rockies are very hopeful that Brennan Bernardino will be restored after working wiht Bud Black's staff, that Zach Agnos could be this year's A.J. Puk, and that Luis Peralta can get a pogo stick...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.
OK, the Red Sox didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Wilyer Abreu (who is loved like Alec Bohm by several teams), David Hamilton, and Carlos Narvaez would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Alex Cora loopy.
Listen up, ye terrible schooner! Oh, ye Pirates be having questions, especially defensively: can Oneil Cruz play in ye field every day in ye big leagues, be Joey Bart capable of handling his demanding new position of third base, and can Endy Rodriguez hit enough to keep his glove in ye lineup?
Nothing is more firm than Tear the Roof Off by P-Funk, with the possible exception of Erik Sabrowski, whose new slider could transform him into the next John King, which would certainly please Guardians GM Mike Chernoff, who is shopping for someone like Ryan Walker or Jayvien Sandridge, just in case.
impressions
just asking
are Victor Mesa Jr.
and Josh Naylor
the same person
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