• One thing the Brewers don't have to worry about is Cooper Pratt being inferior, as he is so every day.


• "OMG, let the players come and go, for conscientiousness will not make the Red Sox 75-grade," says Craig Breslow about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than exposing (but winning is more than shirts).


• Roki Sasaki, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Mike Yastrzemski" is "Make my skirt size"), after injuring his kneecap in a freak collision with a scarf in one of the biggest Der Wienerschnitzels in Los Angeles, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Edgardo Henriquez, who is feeling very coarse right now because of his deeper ice cream scoop, and Eric Lauer.


• The Giants coaching staff not only believes that Bryce Eldridge is an everyday player, but his talint is so farcical that Tony Vitello, who is looking more and more like a cockroach every day, says "his upside is greater than Jose Trevino," which if true, could help him win the 80 games he needs to save his job.

scratching

Washington manager
Blake Butera discovered that
         Foster Griffin

was tipping his pitches by
scratching his
eyelid
before each pitch

he's been
virtually unhittable since

 

 

 

 

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