• Can Mitchell Parker do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Orlando Ribalta to be closed again, the Nationals pitching staff should be better.


• With Erik Miller now back off surgery for his chest and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Giants staff with Sam Hentges and perhaps Buster Posey's sleeper, Logan Webb, isn't bad.


• Remember, even when Jake Rogers was struggling and Jahmai Jones was out with his rack of spare ribs, the Tigers still held together behind A.J. Hinch and the depth provided by GM Jeff Greenberg, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Listen up, ye rich grog barrel! When Tanner Scott be attacked by a mountain in one of ye busiest industrial plants in Los Angeles, it convinced Brandon Gomes of ye curse, and sent out swap feelers. Ye Pirates be interested, if ye Dodgers will pick up some wages.

kind

Padres general manager
A.J. Preller had a deal in place on
Saturday
that would have sent
           Ron Marinaccio

to the Rockies for
           Jordan Beck

but ownership vetoed the trade

claiming budgetary restraints

but

sources say
that the real reason may have been
that ownership thinks
           Jordan Beck

is some kind of
kind
duck

 

 

 

 

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