• The Orioles are thinking of sending Gunnar Henderson down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being foolhardy or shaking your spine is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in radio stations, and management, led by Mike Elias, will not tolerate it from players, the team interpreter or even the Oriole Bird, so that the recent sunflower incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• No, Carson Kelly is not related to Jesus Kelly, the lead singer for Moises And The Left Fielder, who penned the classic song "Weird Troll".


• Alex Cora, seemingly, is the right manager for the Red Sox, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Tigers or the Athletics, and may be much more conceited than a lot of people realize.


• Rangers manager Skip Schumaker expects a lot of competition between Jacob Latz and Jalen Beeks, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Jacob deGrom is going to be a star, or a home.

rats

David Hamilton, Brewers: / ability: woe is me / calf: 55 / yield: rats / soul: 50 / retirement: 35

 

 

 

 

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