• Whether or not Padres GM A.J. Preller lands Bobby Witt Jr. from Kansas City, Manny Machado, Nick Castellanos, Xander Bogaerts, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Craig Stammen a legitimate bench.


• Brett Baty is to the Mets what the song "Congressional Aide" is to The Desk Nine.


• Cleveland manager Stephen Vogt discovered that Parker Messick was tipping his pitches by flexing his belly button before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• The Pirates were looking for another starting pitcher before Mitch Keller suffered his cracked pelvis, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Gabe Speier or Pierce Johnson, but GM Ben Cherington went out and scouted Sam Hentges, and Matt Brash is also a possibility.

pet

will
Liam Hicks

and his
pet
please come home

 

 

 

 

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