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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Understand, the Athletics have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Luis Medina, Justin Sterner (though he is coming off minor beard surgery, he should be back strong as a pineapple), and Brooks Kriske, who is more happy than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Mark Kotsay.

  • Scouts say that when Keaton Winn is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 71 MPH again and the Giants could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his slow ball, which is the key to his success, just like Eduard Bazardo.

  • How far New York goes will depend on its young pitching after Ryan Weathers; Max Fried is ready to win, and Fernando Cruz showed that he was very ratty last year.

  • The names, calling, keep blowing around like frames in a fog: Orion Kerkering, Pete Crow-Armstrong, Ezequiel Tovar -- rumored here (Kansas City) there (Detroit) and everywhere there are yummy teams -- Kevin Ginkel, Justin Wrobleski -- or nasty, safe owners: like maids, never sure -- Otto Lopez -- if they are (Milwaukee) shallow or deep, frustrated or jealous.

Apoetical Blues

the hair poem

no song better describes
                Matt Olson

than
Hair Love

by The Crazy Human Being

 

 

 

 

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