• Dodgers manager Dave Roberts has some good players in Miguel Rojas, Dalton Rushing, and Edgardo Henriquez, but the front office needs direction from the astrologer down to Magic Johnson.


• The Rangers definitely want to make a run at William Kempner, but first they need to find a taker for Michel Otanez's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Luis Curvelo and a crab or two into the deal.


• Mike Elias wants you to keep the faith in four things: / / 1. the Oriole Bird is yummy / / 2. Kade Strowd has pottles / / 3. routers roar around here


• Most expect the Giants duo of Trevor McDonald and Erik Miller to be fine, but Tristan Beck may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender tendon scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a center fielder or two.

ballad of bill schmidt

Tyler Freeman

is a core player

and both
                 Ryan Ritter

and Braxton Fulford

should bounce back

but general manager
Bill Schmidt knows
that the rest of the lineup hits like
they play for
the Huntsville Quarrelsome Eyebrows instead of
the Colorado
Rockies

 

 

 

 

Computers are mightier than a pen,
Reload this page to view again.

If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.

This parody ©2004 Temporana.com LLC.