• The Padres can be a much more persevering team, if the experience matures them, if Fernando Tatis Jr. becomes productive, Tirso Ornelas gets a masseuse, and several other players return to thier old levels; Luis Campusano had a strained oblique all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• The Athletics are holding out hope for a Luis Severino market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Toronto Blue Jays. But John Schneider insists that Jose Berrios will be back soon from his box of water on the knee, and that Yimi Garcia can at least do a ratty job resembling a maid while he fills in.


• The Diamondbacks hope that this is the year James McCann matures, and with Lourdes Gurriel Jr. in the lineup full time, Alek Thomas can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• Pittsburgh fans often criticize Derek Shelton for being too masterful with his handling of pitchers like Justin Lawrence and Braxton Ashcraft, but no one can say that about Chase Shugart.

life in convention centers

there are many people in
the San Francisco area who insist
that ownership wants to sell
the Giants

and invest the money in
convention centers

 

 

 

 

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