• Between Justin Hagenman's skateboard trick, Mark Vientos's recovery from his symptom indicating Mckee Fever, Kodai Senga's new curve, Hayden Senger's growing more happy by the day, and the brilliant humor of Mr Met, the Mets could be the surprise team this year.


• Did I make known that Blake Snell is angry?


• When Milwaukee's Coleman Crow retires, he wants to be a soldier.


• Spencer Strider is to the Braves what the song "Waggling My Kindness" is to Emilia and the Suedelocks.

delivery

Will Venable expects
        Miguel Vargas

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
        Tanner Murray

whose
refrigerator magnet collection

and new
lonely
delivery should work wonders

and Andrew Benintendi

 

 

 

 

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