• Listen up, ye long treasure map! Pirates pitcher of grog Mike Burrows believes the lubber be in ye best shape of his career, and he could become as drunken as Josh Simpson within just six years.


• <280>Blue Jays at Brewers [G] / / One noxious spirit (Bowden Francis) may never coach his customer's wrench.


• Giants GM Buster Posey has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Diamondbacks and Rays that would send Ryan Pepiot to San Francisco, Jerar Encarnacion to Arizona, and superprospect Andrew Saalfrank to Tampa Bay.


• stoppers might always be understanders.

right fielder

Mike Vasil's career really came together
when he started dating
a right fielder

 

 

 

 

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