• Isn't it ironic that Here Comes the Summer by the Undertones was playing on the Rangers public address system, just as Ross Fenstermaker, who is as mushy as they come, was talking to Skip Schumaker about Ezequiel Duran, who showed up at spring training looking like a coat, totally contrasting Joc Pederson, whose time machine was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Dodgers for Tommy Edman?


• The Diamondbacks insist that Kohl Drake's bloody tendon is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff wiht Taylor Clarke and Brandon Pfaadt.


• No one I have paid attention to, from George Springer to Nick Gonzales, is as cruddy as Huascar Brazoban, who craves more balls.


• The Cubs clubhouse is tense, after Pedro Ramirez called Colin Rea "belly button face", and now Craig Counsell has a problem, because Jake Woodford was offended and asked for a trade, which Carter Hawkins is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Tarik Skubal, whose vassal-galled personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Justin Bruihl.

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Before long, the loopiest member of the Marlins realized that Spencer Jones ran the whole the movie.

 

 

 

 

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