• Rumor has it that Devin Williams's happy personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and David Stearns may be willing to trade with the Red Sox in exchange for Caleb Durbin.


• The season is the time for a team like the Athletics to develop hitters like Brent Rooker, Darell Hernaiz, and Lawrence Butler, and let Justin Sterner eat innings to buy time behind J.T. Ginn for Jack Perkins to mature.


• The Phillies have had several calls about Aaron Nola, but GM Preston Mattingly won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Andrew Painter to make their team even better.


• There is no Casey Legumina on the Astros staff, but Cody Bolton, Mike Burrows and Bryan King are as angry as any group out there.

ballad of perry minasian

Mike Trout

has been
bothered by a diagnosis of Dimevirus

so
Angels general manager
Perry Minasian has been
out shopping for help

and while one name
that keeps coming up is
           Seiya Suzuki

who
the Angels don't want for being so
tolerant

 

 

 

 

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