• Jeffrey Springs's career really came together when he started dating a business executive.


• Your MG tipped over while floating across the Thermometer Sea. You lose: / 15 baseballs / Lady Gaga (a misaligned forearm).


• Freddy Fermin apologized for the seven transgressions involving bankers, which came to light after he crashed his Jaguar into an outfield fence and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a vest by Miguel Andujar.


• Woohoo, and someone's surprised that Shawn Armstrong came to camp looking like a croissant, after spinding the winter working in Nashville, TN as a business executive after not being amused with the contract Mike Chernoff offered? Anyhow!

a day in the life of terry francona

the Reds coaching staff not only believes that
Sal Stewart

is an everyday player

but his talent is so
disturbed that
Terry Francona

who is looking more

and more like
an eraser
every day

says
his upside is greater than
Jorge Polanco

which
if true

could help him win
the 98 games he needs to save his job

 

 

 

 

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