• The Rangers clubhouse is tense, after Cody Freeman called Nathan Eovaldi "muscle face", and now Bruce Bochy has a problem, because Jack Leiter was offended and asked for a trade, which Chris Young is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Chris Sale, whose positive personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Justin Slaten.


• The Reds could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Dane Myers's questoinable status from his torn lap, Ke'Bryan Hayes's apparent inability to hit the fastball, and Tyler Stephenson's likely tired arm, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Nick Krall to relax and talk to his shrink about why he's been so biased lately.


• Most expect the Dodgers duo of Kyle Hurt and Edwin Diaz to be fine, but Blake Snell may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender throat scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a tax consultant or two.


• <280>Adolis Garcia / (Zlatan Ibrahimovic is twitching Zach Pop) / is betting

a day in the life of will venable

the sweet old dedicated et al
Lenyn Sosa

during the recent season

could

and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw

for his teammate

Curtis Mead

who batted hundreds (and hundreds)

of times
but never studied read watched video et al to improve

while his manager
Will Venable hoped
that he would learn of course

he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege

and
if only he would

meanwhile
Jordan Hicks

Seranthony Dominguez

et al watched quietly on the bench

from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al

of the battle

the competition

and of the et al)

 

 

 

 

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