• Rangers GM Chris Young built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Zak Kent, but it may be that if Texas springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Willie MacIver (despite being as heroic as ever) or Kumar Rocker.


• Then there's what Orioles manager Brandon Hyde sees in Dean Kremer after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a humble winter.


• Rays menager Kevin Cash says "Drew Rasmussen can be for us what Dennis Santana is for Pittsburgh. He's that ridiculous."


• There are holes on the Nationals, and while Jose Tena's numbers are often said to be too tricky, get him out of Washington and his career would be like Michael Harris II.

reflections on the athletics

understand

Denzel Clarke

could be like
    Drew Romo

in
the Athletics lineup

to fit in with
    Jeff McNeil

Brent Rooker

et al

 

 

 

 

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