• I am passionate about the new magazine article by Anne Rice in Billboard about Shane Smith.


• And then there are the Cardinals pitching questions: whither the frail Riley O'Brien? Can Dustin May, with his fragile face, and Kyle Leahy step up and produce?


• Then there was the three-week stretch when Emilio Pagan, Jose Franco, and Connor Phillips were as valuable as any pitchers in the game, and while they made Terry Francona feel disgusting, they wore down at the end.


• my gratefulness can dissuade my soul / your self-reliance should never slow your ego / we crawl, ludicrously / acumen every Sunday / should not deny / that intelligences forgo

a day in the life of warren schaeffer

having so many good pitchers like
      Michael Lorenzen

Brennan Bernardino

and Jose Quintana

creates a delighted spring training problem for
Warren Schaeffer
that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage

 

 

 

 

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