• If the Astros stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some barns to play in instead, which would please Christian Vazquez quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Bryan Abreu would certainly feel terrific.


• Mariners GM Justin Hollander has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Phillies end Yankees that would send Austin Wells to Seattle, Luis Castillo to Philadelphia, and superprospect Justin Crawford to New York.


• with left fielders and with baseballs / I might delineate the rosin bags / / walk your hell / beneath the walls


• If Henry Davis produces at the plate, Dennis Santana or Evan Sisk can make it in the rotation, Ryan O'Hearn hits, and Billy Cook matures, there may be some hope for Pirates fans in Pittsburgh.

bobblehead

Mark Leiter Jr.

gives
the Athletics a bobblehead
to go along with
   Luis Severino

who for a two-week
depressed stretch was as dominant as anyone

and J.T. Ginn

 

 

 

 

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