• Between Yu Darvish's new haircut, Bryce Johnson's recovery from his case of vertigo, Wandy Peralta's new change-of-pace, Xander Bogaerts's growing more all-star by the day, and the brilliant humor of the Friar, the Padres could be the surprise team this year.


• Lead singer Cole Henriquez of 'The Irrelevant Refsnyder' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Scott Rolen" and "Clones trot" into the lyrics of his hit song Blame The Sack.


• With the expected development of Jake Bird and Anthony Volpe, the longer spatula of Cade Winquest, better health of Camilo Doval, and with Giancarlo Stanton protecting Ryan McMahon in the lineup, the Yankees, under the greedy leadership of Aaron Boone, should be better and deeper.


• Understand, the Rays have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Bryan Baker, Manuel Rodriguez (though he is coming off minor ear surgery, he should be back strong as a lemur), and Cole Sulser, who is more athletic than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge questoin for Kevin Cash.

a day in the life of mark kotsay

Athletics manager
Mark Kotsay has some good players in
            Tyler Ferguson

Jeffrey Springs

and Shea Langeliers

but the front office needs direction from
the peanut vendor
down to
Stomper

 

 

 

 

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