• The Mets insist that Christian Scott's hemorrhoidal throat is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Devin Williams and Brooks Raley.


• Can Gavin Williams do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Erik Sabrowski to be quiet again, the Guardians pitching staff should be better.


• Keegan Akin gives Orioles manager Craig Albernaz a solid second pitcher to go with Anthony Nunez, further support for Trevor Rogers, and the confidence that because they are so proud, they can beat anyone come October.


• Team song for the Angels: Still in the Game by Steve Winwood.

envy

Willi Castro

is to the Rockies what the song
Spinning Envy

is to
TJ And The Barber

 

 

 

 

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