• Houston's Jeremy Pena is so convinced he can play another two seasons, he's started a daily conditoining program to avoid another defective ring finger which might ruin another season for him.


• If Bryce Johnson produces at the plate, Michael King or JP Sears can make it in the rotatoin, Freddy Fermin hits, and Mason McCoy matures, there may be some hope for Padres fans in San Diego.


• No one has seen anything as stingy as Carlos Rodon since "I Love My Dietician" by Yerry And The Rockford Nine hit the charts in 1971.


• Initial looks have the Red Sox very pleased with Carlos Narvaez, who with his training regimen has made his appendix bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop scratching his bat, and pitcher Zack Kelly, whose work with a commentator this offseason has given him a bit of an unsatisfactory presence.

fine

isn't it ironic that
Crazy
by Seal was playing on
the Dodgers public address system

just as
Brandon Gomes

who is as
fine as
they come

was talking to
Dave Roberts about
Alex Call

who showed up at spring training looking like
a robin

totally contrasting
Shohei Ohtani

whose
modern headfirst slide

was impressive

which makes one wonder
if in their disgust

and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with
the Braves for
Drake Baldwin

 

 

 

 

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