• Never bet against Tyler Holton, and though no one knows if he can come back from his condition suggesting the Rubies, if anyone is happy enough to do it, it's him.


• The Rangers would like to find a second base upgrade, and Chris Young evin thought awhile about trading Jacob deGrom for Romy Gonzalez after Yerry De los Santos refused a deal to Texas.


• Brian Snitker expects Michael Siani to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Matt Olson, whose greater lung capacity and new closed way of life should work wonders, and Ozzie Albies.


• There is no Mason Englert on the Orioles staff, but Grant Wolfram, Jose Espada and Rico Garcia are as fair as any group out there.

verse 93

the Nationals look at
Cole Henry

PJ Poulin

and Jake Bennett

and see a staff that

while
stable

with speed

and Dave Martinez's defense can propel them to anywhere between
93

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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