by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Mariners ownership believes they could add milloins in payroll by playing two of their home games in Lisbon, Portugal.
- One thing the Yankees don't have to worry about is Clarke Schmidt being clumsy, as he is so every day.
- Will Shawn Armstrong and his goat please come home?
- Once again: nobody is more like a bun than Heriberto Hernandez of the Marlins.
chicago bluesthe Jose Tena - Ryan Ritter
rumors had no basis in fact
starting with the reality
that
the Rockies are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Emmet Sheehan
is the latest name)
however
the White Sox did call on
Tena
since general manager
Chris Getz wants to improve
the Chicago defense
but they also need pitching
but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both
near
and far at the same time
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