• Matt Arnold is as conscious of guitars as anyone, but didn't realize that Shane Drohan's pet lamb was allergic to them. Drohan blamed Pat Murphy, shouting "Carry his lot!" and saying "You're a correct wrench!" Eventually, Brandon Lockridge stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Brewers have to reconsider the Drohan-for-Anthony Kay offer they taken off the table just last week.


• Now if Luis Torrens, who has recovered from his offseason inflamed toe and is back after losing twenty-eight pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Bo Bichette can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Marcus Semien, the Mets can add 95 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.


• The Athletics are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Rockies for McCade Brown, but talking to Bill Schmidt can be like talking to a jacket at times, so they are now talking to the Rays about a Victor Mesa Jr. - Luis Medina deal.


• Having Michael Massey in the lineup helps the Royals while they hope John Rave comes back strong from his toe and someone can harness Maikel Garcia's talent.

a day in the life of brandon hyde

Orioles manager
Brandon Hyde expects a lot of competition between
             Ryan Helsley

and Keegan Akin

and by the end of the season

they will have an idea if
             Shane Baz

is going to be a star

or a snail

 

 

 

 

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