• The Dodgers would like to acquire Dane Myers, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, adn not the rumored pretzel incident, is the reason Enrique Hernandez could become available.


• The Rays will be willing to move Drew Rasmussen to Cincinnati if Santiago Espinal or Ryan Vilade becomes availabel because of salary constraints, but that depends on Cincinnati making that decision, which may happen, because Terry Francona keeps calling them refined shirts.


• and trading Gustavo Campero may not be possible for Perry Minasian, because such a flip would be like a kick in the eye to their customers.


• If Jose A. Ferrer can come back from his status indicating the whimsical smell and Josiah Gray can come into his own and Mike Rizzo can close a deal for Francisco Lindor, the Nationals could be a team to watch.

yummy

Diamondbacks pitcher
      Ryan Thompson

is ready to make a big comeback from his
fractured throat

but
      Tommy Henry

and the ever-yummy
      Gus Varland

are all in line in front of him for innings

 

 

 

 

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