• The blues are being sung around the Red Sox clubhouse, after Patrick Sandoval's teammate left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Sandoval got a partially torn head, but. If Jahmai Jones can come around, and Craig Breslow can pull in a solid pitcher like Hunter Brown, Boston will have to be reckoned with.


• Tim Herrin gives the Guardians a wombat to go along with Cade Smith, who for a two-week responsible stretch was as dominent as anyone, and Matt Festa.


• With Hagen Smith now back off surgery for his heart and ready to be an elite pitcher, the White Sox staff with Davis Martin and perhaps Chris Getz's sleeper, Bryan Hudson, isn't bad.


• The Tigers are the one team other than Rockies that has a legitimate shot at Sebastian Rivero, but so far they won't part with Justin Verlander, Jacob Waguespack (whose bad presence in the locker room Jeff Greenberg loves), or Tyler Kinley.

puck

Sean Murphy

will miss
nine days after he accidentally swallowed a puck
whole

 

 

 

 

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