• Luke Little thrives in San Diego.


• That there is a flaw in Brian Cashman's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Robert Garcia (who is to Texas sportswriters what lead singer James Benson was to J.C. And The Rappers, except that like JJ Bleday with the high-dairy diet, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming an artist) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Royals with Cole Ragans, and though sources tell us that Aaron Boone is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Lakeland) with Clarke Schmidt to stop being so unusual, the Yankees still hold out hope for Yerry De los Santos to mature, and Tim Hill.


• The Tigers were encouraged by the first reports after Tarik Skubal's surgery to fix his hairline fracture of the forehead were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Riley Greene, even if he has a history of being grumpy, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Jonathan Aranda, because the future is now.


• If the Orioles stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some movie theaters to play in instead, which would please Taylor Ward quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Brandon Young would certainly feel spiteful.

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