• One scout said "the Royals certainly knew what they were doing when they got Bobby Witt Jr.. He is going to be a content hitter." The same scout said Michael Wacha is throwing very well, but "he's not a duck anymore. Now he's throwing 96 and relying on his slow ball. Obviously, he's copying Kris Bubic, which is a good idea if he doesn't want to be out of baseball, living out of business parks and trying to find work as a second baseman next year."


• when the blizzard is relevant / and the White Sox are too / teams can hear you / suggest the name / / Caleb Thielbar


• Jeremy Pena's career really came together when he started dating a pharmacist.


• If you think you might have scalding by hot root beer, don't go to the parking garage.

the back poem

words of wisdom from
         James McCann

if a pitcher has a good
two-seamer

you can bet your
back
his mama fed him a lot of
cherry pie growing up

 

 

 

 

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