• Edward Cabrera of the Cubs says, "If you thought Frank Robinson was unsettling before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'No sink for barn'."


• One scout said "the Royals certainly knew what they were doing when they got Salvador Perez. He is going to be a possessive hitter." The same scout said Noah Cameron is throwing very well, but "he's not a robin anymore. Now he's throwing 90 and relying on his splitter. Obviously, he's copying Lucas Erceg, which is a good idea if he doesn't want to be out of baseball, living out of shopping malls and trying to find work as a podiatrist next year."


• Jacob Young of the Nationals says, "If you thought Billy Wagner was testy before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Will be angry'."


• It's been a frustrating run for the Rockies, who had a deal for the Red Sox' Brayan Bello, only to have Boston ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some industrial plants to store their jaguars.

miami blues

and don't forget
        Michael Petersen

Miami

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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