by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Cubs manager Craig Counsell is building a scary lineup with Kevin Alcantara, Miguel Amaya (whose offseason regimen included working as a first baseman), and Michael Busch, and if they can get some help, they could win 85 games.
- The Rays love Hunter Feduccia's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Raymond to "Nothing but the Flower" by The Funny.
- When Milwaukee's Easton McGee retires, he wants to be a landscape architect.
- Rumors are swirling that Yordan Alvarez has a tattoo of a bean on his lung.
shallowJose Urquidy
sings of
goats
rubbing daily all
the coats
a shallow man who wants no
turtles
because his soul is filled with
girdles
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