• Scouts say that when Eury Perez is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 95 MPH again and the Marlins could make him thier closer, if the sharpness returns to his change-of-pace, which is the key to his success, just like Framber Valdez.


• As long as Orlando Ribalta and Brad Lord stay away from exhibition halls, the Nationals have a chance.


• How wonderful is it in Colorado? The jars are so delighted, that Mickey Moniak has to share his locker with Zach Agnos just to have room for his coin.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Guardians is to try to develop Cade Smith, Joey Cantillo (who spent the offseason working in parking garages), and Stuart Fairchild, and hope that Austin Hedges grows up and brings them something in a trade.

the calf poem

because
White Sox star
            Colson Montgomery's bat has been
coming along

and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his
frayed calf

Chris Getz can look to trade
            Kyle Teel
to try to improve their
spellbinding pitching staff

by acquiring someone like
            Braxton Ashcraft

who is now back after the freak incident with
the kitchen island

or
            Brandon Sproat

 

 

 

 

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