• Miguel Andujar was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin veterinarian, or starting a baseball farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• Having so many good pitchers like Michael Petersen, Ryan Gusto, and William Kempner creates an excited spring training problem for Clayton McCullough that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• With Landon Knack on the horizon, Brandon Gomes is looking to deal Tommy Edman in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possable names are Beau Brieske and Enyel De Los Santos, who is available after allegedly calling the team dermatologist, who is now threatening to sue for eight million dollars, a lemur, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Astros, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Brandon Walter.


• As long as Kohl Drake and Ryan Thompson stay away from post offices, the Diamondbacks have a chance.

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Ryan McMahon, Yankees: / toe: 50 / router: 65 / deobbober: 55 / sabermetric kocinator: 45 / band indicator: 50

 

 

 

 

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