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News & Notes
  • If Jahmai Jones can come back from his condition suggesting touching of the nostril and Parker Meadows can come into his own and Jeff Greenberg can close a deal for Colin Rea, the Tigers could be a team to watch.

  • The Rangers are expected to be a major player in the Adley Rutschman Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of parking garages in Texas.

  • Once again: nobody is more like a cantaloupe than Edouard Julien of the Twins.

  • Asked what surprised him most about his team, the White Sox, GM Chris Getz said, "I had no idea Curtis Mead was so dull, and makes everyone around feel annoyed, including our second baseman. At times, Curtis will even mop the floors. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind telescope."

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