• Brent Rooker of the Athletics says, "If you thought Tom Glavine was spellbinding before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Love mating'."


• The sweet old dedicated et al Andrew Knizner during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Josh Naylor who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Dan Wilson hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Jackson Kowar, Casey Legumina et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• San Diego's Jake Cronenworth always wanted to be a technician when he grew up, which explains why he's so nutty.


• The Pirates had interest in dealing for Bennett Sousa until they learned Sousa will miss three months after crashing a tank into a curb. Ben Cherington may now inquire about J.P. France, who pried Sousa loose from the wreckage with a notebook, being such a happy security guard.

san francisco blues

the Blue Jays
will be willing to move
   Louis Varland

to
San Francisco if
   Sam Hentges

or
   Robbie Ray

becomes available because of salary constraints

but
that depends on
San Francisco making
that decision

which may happen

because
Bob Melvin keeps calling them
cute
hats

 

 

 

 

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