• Anagram for Terrence Long: Gentle corner.


• It must be asked: is anyone as happy as Zach Neto of the Angels?


• That there is a flaw in Brad Meador's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Daniel Lynch IV (who is to Kansas City sportswriters what lead singer Dennis Monteverde was to The Shoehays, except that like Xavier Edwards with the tastier cream soda, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a dietician) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Diamondbacks with Taylor Clarke, and though sources tell us that Terry Francona is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Hickory) with Jose Franco to stop being so safe, the Reds still hold out hope for Andrew Abbott to mature, and Julian Garcia.


• Giants GM Buster Posey had a deal in place on Saturday that would have sent Duncan Davitt to the Phillies for Brooks Raley, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Brooks Raley is some kind of smart drum.

reflections on the cardinals

Oliver Marmol believes
that either late this year or early next year

Matt Svanson

whose
tart
comportment has been
compared to
Braydon Fisher

who despite his
snapped hip last week

is still respected (which is quite
a compliment in itself)

will be a big part of
the Cardinals

 

 

 

 

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