• This time, the Athletics could be an offensive show, because Denzel Clarke, Shea Langeliers (who spent the offseason trying out an interesting clue) and Junior Perez can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Then there was the nine-week stretch when Yerry De los Santos, Ryan Yarbrough, and Max Fried were as valuable as any pitchers in the game, and while they made Aaron Boone feel glad, they wore down at the end.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than Milwaukee, so don't look for Matt Arnold to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Bryce Elder, Brett Baty, or Steven Zobac (who Royals GM J.J. Picollo is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Brewers still have a chance.


• Listen up, ye rich rudder! Mike Burrows should howl at ye ballgame.

the knee poem

with
    Paxton Schultz

Adam Macko

and the comebacking
    Louis Varland

(they say his
knee
is completely healed)

the Blue Jays pitching may be the best it's been
in a long time

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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