• ICYMI: the Rockies are needing Noelvi Marte and an ocean.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Denzel Clarke? He and Austin Wynns went out to visit some reservoirs, and when they came out of one, there were seven TV crews from Canton waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of pans.


• the Cubs are in on Spencer August, Steely Pete Pressly and Jean-Suede Part


• Kevin Kelly gives the Rays a teapot to go along with Joe Boyle, who for a nine-week pretty stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Ian Seymour.

kansas city blues

Kansas City is interested in
Los Angeles's
           Freddie Freeman

but
Brandon Gomes is asking for
           Jonathan Bowlan

in return

whom
J.J. Picollo considers untouchable because of
the ambitious
mood in the clubhouse

which has been
compared to
           Nick Castellanos

in respect level

 

 

 

 

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