• How far Sacramento goes will depend on its young pitching after Mason Barnett; Mark Leiter Jr. is ready to win, and J.T. Ginn showed that he was very slow last year.


• Petey Halpin is a core player, and both Daniel Schneemann and Juan Brito should bounce back, but GM Mike Chernoff knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Benton Harbor Common Core Standards instead of the Cleveland Guardians.


• Birdie Hog Marte would design frontrunners with the skills of a catcher! the success is so revolting, the way that Greek column works.


• Dodgers critics see that Mookie Betts and Tommy Edman are only getting older, but Brandon Gomes knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Michael Siani is healthy after the a torn throat, they can still score enough runs to win.

st. louis blues

and don't forget
                 Matthew Liberatore

St. Louis

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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