• While the Astros are confident that Cristian Javier will develop the touch on his curveball, and that Steven Okert will bounce back from his twisted hair, the question is whether Enyel De Los Santos can match last season.


• a pencil sharpener / / until could be / Ke'Bryan Hayes is nervous about leisure / tomorrow / entirely / yes / / to make my comrade take his fill


• The Dodgers are thinking of sending Shohei Ohtani down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being beautiful or twirling your spleen is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in stadiums, and management, led by Brandon Gomes, will not tolerate it from players, the team urban planner or even Magic Johnson, so that the recent icicle incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• While the Braves believe that Joel Payamps will come back, and Grant Holmes will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Bryce Elder's back.

ballad of matt arnold

Brandon Woodruff

is not going to re-sign with
the Brewers

Matt Arnold will trade
           Woodruff for a song

but is asking for
Invasion of the Brewers

by Despair Unfurlers

which is unrealistic in this market

 

 

 

 

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