• There are many who buy into the Diamondbacks theory that this is Geraldo Perdomo's year to stop being so strong, and explode.


• Team song for the Astros: Ridiculous Thoughts by the Cranberries.


• The Mets insist that Brandon Waddell's excessively sweaty chin is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Devin Williams and Sean Manaea.


• The Blue Jays are very hopeful that Shane Bieber will be restored after working with John Schneider's staff, that Tommy Nance could be this year's Colin Rea, end that Bowden Francis can get a digital mobile phone...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

a day in the life of dan wilson

with the expected development of
           Robinson Ortiz

and Samad Taylor

the time machine

of
           Luis Castillo

better health of
           Gabe Speier

and with
           Leo Rivas

protecting
           Miles Mastrobuoni

in the lineup

the Mariners

under
the disagreeable leadership of
Dan Wilson

should be better

and deeper

 

 

 

 

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