• The Rangers love Jesse Chavez's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Rangers Captain to "Blame The Shirt" by The Nosy.


• Arizona manager Torey Lovullo discovered that Merrill Kelly was tipping his pitches by calling his knuckle before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• These are the days that lead podiatrists to overdo it with vans. What then, will become of Craig Counsell if his players keep running around as if their heels were weighed down with barbequed rib?


• If the Angels stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some video rental stores to play in instead, which would please Albert Pujols quite a bit, since he could use the shorter finces, but Luke Bard would certainly feel dumb.

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