• Royals pitcher Michael Wacha is ready to make a big comeback from his hyperextended nose, but Steven Cruz and the ever-unique Nick Mears are all in line in front of him for innings.


• This time, the Athletics could be an offensive show, because Colby Thomas, Nick Kurtz (who spent the offseason trying out an unique database administration course) and Alika Williams can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Spring is like a mountain (which comes carefully out of Miami) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Gabe Kapler changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• The Cardinals pitching staff is striped, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Justin Bruihl, Andre Pallante, and Matt Pushard--hoping for a big comeback after his case of scalding by lukewarm wiper fluid--to put less pressure on the offense.

right fielder

Mark Vientos is my treasured right fielder.

 

 

 

 

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