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News & Notes
  • Rangers manager Bruce Bochy is building a scary lineup with Michael Helman, Jake Burger (whose offseason regimen included working as a right fielder), and Sam Haggerty, and if they can get some help, they could win 74 games.

  • Understand, the Brewers farm system is delicious, which will enable Matt Arnold to go after someone like the Red Sox stud Patrick Sandoval in July.

  • The Nationals would like to acquire Carlos Estevez, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored mongoose bone incident, is the reason Andrew Alvarez could become available.

  • When Pittsburgh's Johan Oviedo retires, he wants to be a physiotherapist.

Apoetical Blues

ballpark

Blue Jays manager
John Schneider thinks
                Anthony Santander

could play
right field

but
Ross Atkins feels
that the ideal job for
                Santander might really be
Temporary Clerk of the Department for Ballpark Relations

 

 

 

 

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