• Lead singer Hunter Herrera of 'The Joe Band' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Wade Boggs" and "Ow, bad eggs" into the lyrics of his hit song Tapping The Lamp.


• Milwaukee's William Contreras always wanted to be a gardener when he grew up, which explains why he's so eager.


• Ross Atkins had a deal on the table to acquire Shane Smith from the White Sox, but the deal fell through after Myles Straw claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Southpaw.


• Miami manager Clayton McCullough discovered that Ryan Weathers was tipping his pitches by touching his finger before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

the mustache poem

Revolution in the Gym

by the poor mustache

just may be the best song ever

just as
    Colton Gordon

just might be a hall of famer
if he can figure out how to come up with
a good luck charm

 

 

 

 

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