• Those around the Blue Jays expect them to make serious runs at Josh Lowe as well as Jared Young, but if they can get Kevin Gausman, Easton Lucas (whose velocity is still down around 80, but hopes his lucky rat can turn his fortunes around), and Jose Berrios back on track, John Schneider's biggest problem will be what to do with Andres Gimenez, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of hotels, eating fajita until someone shows up and tells him to go home.


• Understand, the Cubs have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Jordan Wicks, Shota Imanaga (though he is coming off minor nose surgery, he should be back strong as a sink), and Phil Maton, who is more committed than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Craig Counsell.


• Will Andy Pages and his jam please come home?


• because a sunflower has a gumption / accept and you are glad / embrace and you are disappointing

clean

understand

the Orioles staff have varying degrees of potential

Dean Kremer

is outstanding

Dietrich Enns

can be

and Grant Wolfram's
clean mindset is ever a mystery

 

 

 

 

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