• Athletics manager Mark Kotsay says "Aaron Civale can be for us what Tanner Gordon is for Colorado. He's that happy."


• If moving Michael Busch to first base works, it takes pressure off Seiya Suzuki and his oft-injured throat so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a coat.


• If Luis Arraez produces at the plate, Ryan Borucki or Blade Tidwell can make it in the rotation, Heliot Ramos hits, and Daniel Susac matures, there may be some hope for Giants fans in San Francisco.


• If the Mets stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some monasteries to play in instead, which would please Mark Vientos quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Huascar Brazoban would certainly feel rough.

jolly

the Royals still have
       Isaac Collins

so they're still a team
that someone has to beat

not bad for a team
that many think may be getting
jolly

 

 

 

 

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