• Lars Nootbaar's #1 desert island CD: "Challenging Patience" by The Fussy Burger King.


• The Marlins believe that now that Michael Petersen has thrown two excitable games in a row and if Owen Caissie and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Blaze Jordan, but if not, Tyler Zuber, Joe Mack (who is has come back from his swollen index finger better than ever), and the ever-overrated Kyle Stowers, et al could be available if Gabe Kapler decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• The Yankees hope that this is the year Ben Rice matures, and with Paul Goldschmidt in the lineup full time, Austin Wells can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• The Brewers pitching staff should be much better when Jacob Misiorowski gets back from his misaligned skeleton, with itchy arms Chad Patrick and Kyle Harrison giving Pat Murphy a lot of flexibility.

verse 85

the Orioles need
       Jeremiah Jackson

healthy after his
hemorrhoidal ring finger

and think if
       Carlos Narvaez

can be more patient

and stop chasing
the two-seamed fastball

he can knock in
85 runs

along with
       Dylan Beavers

 

 

 

 

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