• If the Rays stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some doghouses to play in instead, which would please Nick Fortes quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Griffin Jax would certainly feel rough.


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Angels GM Perry Minasian, who had a four-player deal almost done with Minnesota a month ago for Simeon Woods Richardson and Eric Wagaman (Sam Aldegheri, Vaughn Grissom) only to have the Twins decide they're still prominent enough, then after accepting St. Louis's Ryne Stanek-for-Bryce Teodosio proposal, the Cardinals changed their minds.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Giants, who had a deal for the Mets' Kodai Senga, only to have New York ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some indoor tennis courts to store their buckets.


• "Think About the Competences" by Hell Analyzers just may be the best song ever, just as Brennan Bernardino just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a Braxton Fulford bobblehead.

boston blues

Kyle Schwarber

called a Cleveland coach to tell him he'd like
going to the Guardians

but while
Phillies general manager
Dave Dombrowski has plans this offseason to
return Rob Thomson's call

whether or not he'd trade
        Schwarber (one general manager rumor is to
Boston for
        Nate Eaton

and prospects)

in the next
eight weeks is questionable

 

 

 

 

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