by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Pirates were encouraged by the first reports after Liover Peguero's surgery to fix his sprained ligament were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Justin Lawrence, even if he has a history of being delighted, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Wade Miley, because the future is now.
- Someone broke into the Padres locker room and stole Ryan O'Hearn's receipts. Dylan Cease suspects it was the team cross-checker, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Gavin Sheets did pick up a nice ceramic guitar for just $65.
- Blue Jays manager John Schneider is building with pitching with Seranthony Dominguez, Eric Lauer (the erstwhile starting pitcher), and Adam Macko, and if they stick quickly, they could win 78 games.
- Understand this: these are the Angels, not the White Sox. Things will happen, because general manager Perry Minasian knows the team is impulsive and needs a boost.
65Royce Lewis's status as a free agent has been
complicated by rumors about becoming a 65-grade
donkey
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