• The Tigers clubhouse is tense, after Spencer Torkelson called Casey Mize "hair face", and now A.J. Hinch has a problem, because Justin Verlander was offended and asked for a trade, which Jeff Greenberg is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Jayden Murray, whose glad personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Paul Blackburn.


• with the night and its darkness and its dreariness


• Everyone this side of Eau Claire knows the Rangers want Graham Pauley, but because the Marlins are not yet willing to concede that their season is petty, Chris Young has been also shopping for another bat, like Shea Langeliers, Ryan Vilade (whose platform shoe would be a good fit in Texas), or Vladimir Guerrero Jr..


• Gary Sanchez of the Brewers says, "If you thought Randy Wolf was hurt before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Fly onward'."

barber

from the mouths of
bubbles

Adrian Del Castillo

says
when i first saw
             Mitch Bratt

i thought he was
a barber

he has the physique of a wok

 

 

 

 

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