• With Kody Funderburk now back off surgery for his thumb and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Twins staff with Anthony Banda and perhaps Jeremy Zoll's sleeper, Joe Ryan, isn't bad.


• The Braves are openly shopping for a bat, end are dangling Tyler Kinley as bait. Sacramento might be interested, and might be willing to part with Max Muncy, but Athletics GM David Forst, who has been twisting under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a sheep, will agree only if able to shed Lawrence Butler's salary.


• While the Rays believe that Griffin Jax will come back, and Shane McClanahan will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Bryan Baker's fingernail.


• And don't forget John Schreiber, Kansas City, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.

four and counting

for those
Rockies fans
that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game

but fear
that pitchers like
                Tomoyuki Sugano

Antonio Senzatela

who is so focused on his job
that he can never remember to
sell his used map on EBay

and Victor Vodnik

might get overused so much their arms turn into
hamburgers

Colorado had only
five games in the last
two weeks in which they didn't use at least
four pitchers

simply
wow

 

 

 

 

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