• Dodgers manager Dave Roberts loves Robinson Ortiz, the son of a sound technician, whose slider is something special.


• The Mariners have cash restrictions and say they are satisfied with their production at first base, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Tyler Soderstrom (Athletics) and Mickey Gasper (Twins) become availible.


• This crawled out of the bung hole: Baltimore be interested in Pittsburgh's Hunter Barco, but Ben Cherington be asking for George Soriano in return, whom Mike Elias considers untouchable because of ye festering air in ye clubhouse, which be compared to Bryan Hudson in respect level.


• Rangers GM Chris Young works miracles with the payroll, and if Cody Bradford holds up, may have done it again, with Jack Leiter and Winston Santos et al anchoring the staff.

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