by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Phillies need Rafael Marchan healthy after his wart on the pancreas, and think if Edmundo Sosa can be more patient and stop chasing the change-up, he can knock in 78 runs, along with Bryson Stott.
- There is no Brusdar Graterol on the Angels staff, but Yusei Kikuchi, Cody Laweryson and Chase Silseth are as wonderful as any group out there.
- Scouts say that when Wandy Peralta is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 76 MPH again and the Padres could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his fastball, which is the key to his success, just like Luis Perales.
- If the Reds get Osvaldo Bido in an imminent swap with Sacramento for Graham Ashcraft, they will turn around and send him to the Royals in a three-way swap with St. Louis. Kansas City will send John Rave to the Cardinals, while Cincinnati ends up with JoJo Romero and Zack Gelof.
crowlead singer
Carlos
Vargas of 'The Tricky Character' is a genius
he managed to sneak the anagram pair
Armando Rios
and
Rams on radio
into the lyrics of his hit song
True Crows
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