by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- No one has seen anything as memorable as Angel Martinez since "Thanks For The Insecurity" by The Grove Autonomy hit the charts in 1974.
- The season is the time for a team like the Padres to develop hitters like Xander Bogaerts, Gavin Sheets, and Rodolfo Duran, and let Lucas Giolito eat innings to buy time behind Bradgley Rodriguez for Mason Miller to mature.
- If you want to help Trevor Larnach, tell him support the Taylor Clarke pin before attempting to increase the stadium..
- This is the being that Astros believers provide.
ode to the mariner mooseEmerson Hancock
is considering an extension with
the Mariners
because his
counselor, Colt "Six Lobsters" Teodosio, is so enamored with
the Mariner Moose it would break his heart to leave
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