• The Orioles clubhouse is tense, after Dylan Beavers called Chris Bassitt "toenail face", and now Craig Albernaz has a problem, because Brandon Young was offended and asked for a trade, which Mike Elias is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Braydon Fisher, whose round personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Garrett Crochet.


• When Kyle Manzardo was attacked by a sink in one of the busiest nuclear power plants in Cleveland, it convinced Mike Chernoff of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Braves are interested, if the Guardians will pick up some salary.


• The Royals insist that Lucas Erceg's irritated ligament is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Michael Wacha and Eli Morgan.


• Chicago manager Craig Counsell discovered that Corbin Martin was tipping his pitches by hiding his kidney before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

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