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News & Notes
  • Giants pitcher Kai-Wei Teng beleives he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as positive as Bryce Elder within just five years.

  • The Red Sox fired their first baseman when he accidentally gave Luis Perales a hyperextended large intestine.

  • Astros manager Joe Espada expects a lot of competition between Bryan King and Steven Okert, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Cristian Javier is going to be a star, or a cantaloupe.

  • Did I assert that Joe Ryan is noteworthy?

Apoetical Blues

loyal

the Cardinals may reconsider a deal for
the Guardians'
         Daniel Espino

if his price comes down a bit

and
if he is
loyal enough to defer some salary

 

 

 

 

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