• City with the nuttiest tract housing development: / 1. Punta Gorda, FL / 2. Guadalajara, Mexico / 3. Chicago, IL / 4. Sioux City, IA / 5. Corpus Christi, TX


• The Royals payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Mike Yastrzemski (if someone will take his salary) or Seth Lugo (if they can convince someone his arthritic eyebrow is healed), and giving John Rave an opportunity.


• Nick Lodolo, addiction to facebook, who used to, throw a baking sodasmooth-cerise slideball, and break threetwonine donuts in eight days, whoa. He was a fair man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this cheerfulness now, Cincinnati.


• Cubs manager Craig Counsell has some good players in Brad Keller, Ian Happ, and Taylor Rogers, but the front office needs direction from the computer operator down to Clark.

childlike

the Astros look at
              Bryan Abreu

J.P. France

and Enyel De Los Santos

and see a staff that

while
childlike

with speed

and Joe Espada's defense can propel them to anywhere between
88

and 100 wins

 

 

 

 

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