• Angels GM Perry Minasian needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Brock Burke to the Dodgers in return for Brock Stewart despite the sprained mustache, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some kennels, as they feel it will heal.


• Remember, even when Dom Hamel was struggling and Joc Pederson was out with his case of Coolvirus, the Rangers still held together behind Bruce Bochy and the depth provided by GM Chris Young, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• whatever is handsome is obeyed


• because life has a waterfall / / undeniably, intuition is a masterful star / and actually, fear is a humbler expense

ballad of j.j. picollo

since who is on first

who pays any attention to the syntax of things

we will never wholly swing like
Salvador Perez

wholly never be fooled like
J.J. Picollo while spring training is in the world
that
the Royals have a better fate
than the wisdom
that comes from failure

so do not cry

the gestures of
Stephen Kolek

the laughter watching the struggles of
Cole Ragans

we write for each other

for baseball is not a paragraph

and losing

i think

is no parenthesis

 

 

 

 

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