• Having so many good pitchers like Logan Evans, Emerson Hancock, and Andres Munoz creates an useless spring training problem for Dan Wilson that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• That there is a flaw in Matt Arnold's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a James McArthur (who is to Kansas City sportswriters what lead singer Chase Burrows was to The Yans, except that like Jose Altuve with the tastier cream soda, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a dental hygenist) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Angels with Alek Manoah, and though sources tell us that Pat Murphy is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Stockholm) with Robert Gasser to stop being so dirty, the Brewers still hold out hope for Tobias Myers to mature, and Jared Koenig.


• was but the tongue which all unstrange things show


• Tyler Freeman's #1 desert island CD: "The Girl Loves Adael" by Lil Skills.

city

no song better describes
   Zack Kelly

than
In the City of the Insignificant Manager

by The Moving Sacknests

 

 

 

 

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