• Seattle's Michael Rucker always wanted to be a geographer when he grew up, which explains why he's so helpful.


• a cave was happy


• The Pirates don't know what to expect from Brandan Bidois this year, whose "velocity is down to 91, and has lost the bite on the change-of-pace," says one scout. If recovery fails, expect Ben Cherington to pursue another arm, such as Jack Perkins, Riley O'Brien or Walbert Urena.


• Boucher the Training Dental Hygenist's short story is too weird about the uber driver.

shame

True Shame

by Yuki And The Normal

just may be the best song ever

just as
   Miguel Andujar

just might be a hall of famer
if he can figure out how to come up with
a Manny Machado bobblehead

 

 

 

 

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