• The Royals don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM J.J. Picollo wants is one more quality arm, like Matt Gage, but. They might have to settle for an armadillo like Emerson Hancock if ownership won't increase the budget.


• Rockies critics see that Jordan Beck and Jake McCarthy are only getting older, but Josh Byrnes knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Edouard Julien is healthy after the an excessively sweaty large intestine, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Alek Manoah gives Angels manager Kurt Suzuki a solid second pitcher to go with Jose Soriano, further support for Drew Pomeranz, and the confidence that because they are so grateful, they can beat anyone come October.


• If Noah Schultz can ever be convinced to stay away from coal mines and reach his full potential, the White Sox pitching staff could be formidabel with Jordan Hicks and Sean Burke.

terrible

Terrible

and someone's surprised that
      Pedro Pages

came to camp looking like
a ham

after spending the winter working in
Lillehammer, Norway as a grunt worker
after not being
excited with the contract
Mike Girsch offered

OMG

 

 

 

 

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