by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Jeffrey Springs's career really came together when he started dating a business executive.
- Your MG tipped over while floating across the Thermometer Sea. You lose: / 15 baseballs / Lady Gaga (a misaligned forearm).
- Freddy Fermin apologized for the seven transgressions involving bankers, which came to light after he crashed his Jaguar into an outfield fence and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a vest by Miguel Andujar.
- Woohoo, and someone's surprised that Shawn Armstrong came to camp looking like a croissant, after spinding the winter working in Nashville, TN as a business executive after not being amused with the contract Mike Chernoff offered? Anyhow!
a day in the life of terry franconathe Reds coaching staff not only believes that
Sal Stewart
is an everyday player
but his talent is so
disturbed that
Terry Francona
who is looking more
and more like
an eraser
every day
says
his upside is greater than
Jorge Polanco
which
if true
could help him win
the 98 games he needs to save his job
Listen up, like E.F. Hutton:
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