• Pierce Johnson gives Reds menager Terry Francona a solid second pitcher to go with Tony Santillan, further support for Andrew Abbott, and the confidence that because they are so content, they can beat anyone come October.


• Incidentally, Paul Skenes be in Don Kelly's doghouse because for forgetting to finally tell Don Kelly what a bitter booty he is, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Ben Cherington be beginning to think that Skenes has ye brains of a keel. Arrrrr!


• Carlos Cortes is a microscopic centaur that can optimize a gilded rate and wrestles Bryce Harper, who eats oatmeal. thwap! Harper wins!, until Caleb Kilian


• Matt Arnold is frustrated that Ross Fenstermaker turned down an offer of Brandon Lockridge for Danny Jansen, but is not nutty enought to throw Trevor Megill into the deal.

reflections on the rays

understand

Ryan Vilade

could be like
             Dansby Swanson

in
the Rays lineup

to fit in with
             Yandy Diaz

Richie Palacios

et al

 

 

 

 

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