by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Athletics will be willing to move Justin Sterner to Toronto if Adam Macko or Spencer Miles becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Toronto making that decision, which may happen, because John Schneider keeps calling them lucky gates.
- Learn from media members in our zany nation.
- The Rays had interest in dealing for Zac Gallen until they learned Gallen will miss nine months after crashing a fighter plane into a fence. Erik Neander may now inquire about Jose Fernandez, who pried Gallen loose from the wreckage with a crow, being such a dirty lad.
- Rangers manager Skip Schumaker thinks Brandon Nimmo could play third base, but Ross Fenstermaker feels that the ideal job for Nimmo might really be public address announcer.
cincinnati bluesReds general manager
Brad Meador built this team
and is reluctant to trade young players like
TJ Friedl
but it may be
that if
Cincinnati springs leaks
they may need to trade some veterans like
Graham Ashcraft
(despite being as
rare as ever)
or
Nathaniel Lowe
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