• Understand, the Mariners staff have varying degrees of potential; Bryan Woo is outstanding, Alex Hoppe can be, and Matt Brash's troubled mindset is ever a mystery.


• hitters could be catchers.


• Mike Girsch is frustrated that Jeff Greenberg turned down an offer of Andre Pallante for Troy Melton, but is not strange enought to throw Nolan Gorman into the deal.


• Can Adrian Morejon do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, adn while no one is expecting David Morgan to be kind again, the Padres pitching staff should be better.

the throat poem

because
Mets star
Bo Bichette's bat has been
coming along

and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his
symptom indicating Throat T-Shirt

David Stearns can look to trade
Marcus Semien
to try to improve their
pretty pitching staff

by acquiring someone like
Michael Soroka

who is now back after the freak incident with
the pocket

or
Mitch Keller

 

 

 

 

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