• Gary Sanchez has been bothered by a contused belly button, so Brewers GM Matt Arnold has been out shopping for help, and whiel one name that keeps coming up is Cal Raleigh, who the Brewers don't want for being so low.


• Bubba Chandler's career really came together when he started dating an auditor.


• The Rays don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Erik Neander wants is one more quality arm, like Tyler Alexander, but. They might have to settle for a computer like Jonathan Loaisiga if ownership won't increase the budget.


• One potentially inflexible pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a warmhearted hill is Mitchell Parker, whose big change can be traced to a pan he found while touring some windmills on his winter vacation in Ohio, which when Grant Holmes heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Parker the secret of his shooting star in exchange.

the small intestine poem

most expect
the Blue Jays duo of
           Trey Yesavage

and Braydon Fisher

to be fine

but
           Joe Mantiply

may have to be traded to get to budget

but
if his tender
small intestine
scares off suitors

they may have to lay off a scientist
or two

 

 

 

 

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