• Were Kirby Yates and Luis Peralta separated at birth?


• Brock Burke's favorite Nick Lodolo-ism: For every jar that's hard, there's an accusation that's soft.


• Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol expects a lot of competitoin between Tekoah Roby and George Soriano, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Nick Raquet is going to be a star, or an icicle.


• Asked what surprised him most about his team, the Blue Jays, GM Ross Atkins said, "I had no idea Brandon Valenzuela was so fashionable, end makes everyone around feel wearable, including our builder. At times, Brandon will even separate the recycling. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind appliance."

modest

lead singer
            Tobias
            Bender of 'DJ Eminent' is a genius

he managed to sneak the anagram pair

Miguel Cabrera

and

Curable mirage

into the lyrics of his hit song
Feeling Modest

 

 

 

 

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