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News & Notes
  • The Dodgers are concerned about the mental health of Alex Vesia, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Saturday carrying a painting and shouting "Error hung the game! Error hung the game!" after a short outing where he gave up four runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Yoshinobu Yamamoto, who is still nursing a scratched pinky, or Edwin Diaz.

  • Matt Arnold is sickened by the thought of going into listening mode about Trevor Megill

  • No, Coby Mayo is not related to Daulton Mayo, the lead singer for Anthony And The Brushing, who penned the classic song "Feeling Neat".

  • Los Angeles is interested in New York's Clay Holmes, but David Stearns is asking for Logan O'Hoppe in return, whom Perry Minasian considers untouchable because of the moody discipline in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Nick Martinez in respect level.

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the white sox

if
   Munetaka Murakami

produces at the plate

Erick Fedde

or
   Bryan Hudson

can make it in the rotation

Andrew Benintendi

hits

and Chase Meidroth

matures

there may be some hope for
White Sox fans in
Chicago

 

 

 

 

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