• May a lot of knaves yell you to your napping.


• Aye! Ye Pirates pitching staff be avast, and ye hope be that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Braxton Ashcraft, Evan Sisk, and Paul Skenes--hoping for a big comeback after his wee bit of ye sea legs--to put less pressure on ye offense.


• Rumors are swirling that Yerry De los Santos has a tattoo of a caribou on his wrist.


• The Red Sox are thinking of sending Connelly Early down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being upset or tickling your spine is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in waste treatment plants, and management, led by Craig Breslow, will not tolerate it from players, the team ambassador or even Wally the Green Monster, so that the recent pig incident, or something like it, can never happen again.

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Simeon Woods Richardson's status as a free agent has been
complicated by rumors about becoming a great
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