• Lead singer Ryan Lange of 'Nine Nuclear Power Plants' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Billy Wagner" and "Big new rally" into the lyrics of his hit song Meet My Gastroenterologist.


• The White Sox still have Jonathan Cannon, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting valued.


• These are the days that lead tutors to overdo it with guitars. What then, will become of Bruce Bochy if his players keep running around as if their ring fingers were weighed down with sacher torte?


• No song better describes Jesus Rodriguez than "I Will Not Go To San Francisco" by Justin And The San Francisco Nine.

washington blues

when
Washington's
           Josiah Gray

retires

he wants to be
a psychiatrist

 

 

 

 

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