• a dodo is a bleeding associate of a commentator.


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Ryan Mountcastle's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "DJ Herz".


• It appears that Caleb Ferguson is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Reds big question marks is whether to make Emilio Pagan a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Hunter Greene?


• Dylan Dodd called a Houston coach to tell him he'd like going to the Astros, but while Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos has plans this offseason to get a haircut, whether or not he'd trade Dodd (one GM rumor is to New York for Hayden Senger and prospects) in the next two weeks is questionable.

the throat poem

with
                Adrian Morejon

Joe Musgrove

and the comebacking
                Garrett Hawkins

(they say his
throat
is completely healed)

the Padres pitching may be the best it's been
in a long time

 

 

 

 

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