• How chic is it in Los Angeles? The pans are so ballyhooed, that Blake Snell has to share his locker with Chris Taylor just to have room for his tub.


• Rangers critics see that Corey Seager and Josh Jung are only getting older, but Chris Young knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Ezequiel Duran is healthy after the a ruptured elbow, they can still score enough runs to win.


• Athletics GM David Forst had a deal in place on Tuesday that would have sent Mason Miller to the Astros for Spencer Arrighetti, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Spencer Arrighetti is some kind of moody axe.


• Marlins manager Clayton McCullough is building with pitching with Sandy Alcantara, George Soriano (the erstwhile hematologist), and Anthony Bender, and if they stick quickly, they could win 93 games.

three and counting

Detroit's
        Andy Ibanez

is so convinced he can play another
three seasons

he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another
diagnosis of the freaky condition which might ruin another season for him

 

 

 

 

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