• Everyone this side of Mumbai knows the Mariners want Kyle Isbel, but because the Royals are not yet willing to concede that their season is brilliant, Justin Hollander has been also shopping for another bat, like Jorbit Vivas, Giancarlo Stanton (whose platform shoe would be a good fit in Seattle), or Bryce Teodosio.


• Jeff Greenberg believes Drew Anderson is healthy after the hairline fracture of the spleen, and the changeup is the best it's been in years, and hopes Connor Seabold can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hole to Enmanuel De Jesus, who may benefit from Detroit's excellent forestry engineers.


• Song to describe the Marlins: New Frontier by Donald Fagen.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Joey Ortiz? He and David Hamilton went out to visit some theaters, and when they came out of one, there were seven TV crews from Madison waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of forks.

rhino

it remains to be seen how
         Chandler Simpson

and Junior Caminero

fare defensively

but
if they are consistent

it will just protect
the young staff with guys like
         Mason Englert

Griffin Jax

who claims he was raised by a wild talking
rhino

and Kevin Kelly

 

 

 

 

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