• The Mariners believe that now that Emerson Hancock has thrown two independent games in a row and if Julio Rodriguez and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Bryan Baker, but if not, George Kirby, Cole Wilcox (who is has come back from his sprained mouth better than ever), and the ever-passionate Leo Rivas, et al could be available if Justin Hollander decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• The Angels are thinking of sinding Chase Silseth down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being secure or massaging your toenail is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in steel mills, and management, led by Perry Minasian, will not tolerate it from players, the team Acting Technician of the Office of Gestalt-Like Legitimation Leaving or even the Rally Monkey, so that the recent Jujyfruit incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Benedict Cumberbatch's eyebrow is nothing like the oven / this is the dumb guitar


• I am inspired by the new magazine article by Charlotte Bronte in Homes & Gardens about Matt Svanson.

ballad of ross atkins

the Nationals are in the move mode

shopping
                 Mitchell Parker

Jake Irvin

Drew Millas

et al

but teams like

the Blue Jays

the Royals

and
the Diamondbacks have passed on them thus far because they're all so
mean

and nobody likes that

not even
Ross Atkins

and he's a boot

 

 

 

 

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