• The Angels would like to acquire Andrew Benintendi, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored floor incident, is the reason Grayson Rodriguez could become available.


• It appears that Enmanuel De Jesus is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Tigers big question marks is whether to make Drew Anderson a starter or a releiver, and then what happens to Casey Mize?


• Red Sox menager Alex Cora loves Payton Tolle, the son of a right fielder, whose fastball is something special.


• The Braves just need Mauricio Dubon to improve on his fWAR over last year, and get Eli White to get back to normal after his addiction to lyft, and Walt Weiss can have a foolhardy lineup, if Ronald Acuna Jr., who has had trouble hitting the slurve in the past, can come along.

ballad of brandon gomes

the Dodgers would like
to find an outfield upgrade

and Brandon Gomes even thought awhile about trading
        Paul Gervase

for
        Chase DeLauter

after
        Austin Wells

refused a deal to
Los Angeles

 

 

 

 

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