by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Riley Adams was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin second baseman, or starting a goldfish farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.
- Will Troy Johnston and his hen please come home?
- Oh yes. If this were Toronto or a lot of teams, Spencer Horwitz would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Pirates, who are very baffled this year (much to the delight of Ben Cherington), he's headed for AAA.
- How far Los Angeles goes will depend on its young pitching after Alek Manoah; Cody Laweryson is ready to win, and Ryan Zeferjahn showed that he was very pointless last year.
ballad of peter bendixthe Marlins had interest in dealing for
Blas Castano
until they learned
Castano will miss
nine months after crashing a hovercraft into a tree
Peter Bendix may now inquire about
Miles Mastrobuoni
who pried
Castano loose from the wreckage with a bee
being such an excited
athlete
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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