• There are many people in the Arizona area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Diamondbacks and invest the money in waste treatment plants.


• Meanwhile, for the last three weeks, the fine fans of Mets nation have bemoaned GM David Stearns's reluctance to trade Mark Vientos for one year of Felix Bautista or Dylan Crews.


• There is no Isaac Mattson on the Guardians staff, but Colin Holderman, Franco Aleman and Andrew Walters are as challenging as any group out there.


• We appreciate that if Heriberto Hernandez is indeed moved to the bench, the Marlins will need Connor Norby, recovering from his fractured stomach, and Kyle Stowers to step up and produce.

reflections on the rangers

right now

the hope for the season for
the Rangers is
to try to develop
                Jack Leiter

Nathan Eovaldi

(who spent the offseason working in
opera houses)

and Michael Helman

and hope that
                Ezequiel Duran

grows up

and brings them something in a trade

 

 

 

 

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