• The Tigers can be a much more inspired team, if the experience matures them, if Riley Greene becomes productive, Hao-Yu Lee gets a Viagra contract, and several other players return to their old levels; Jahmai Jones had a contused lung all season, but kept his mouth shut.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Yankees, who had a deal for the Phillies' Jesus Luzardo, only to have Philadelphia ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some hotels to store thier deers.


• The Astros still have Christian Walker, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting horrible.


• Oh, the Giants have questions, especially defensively: can Rafael Devers play in the feild every day in the big leagues, is Matt Chapman capable of handling his demanding new position of shortstop, and can Patrick Bailey hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?

ballad of mike girsch

understand

while moving
             Everson Pereira

to
first base

and pushing
             Tristan Peters

may boost them

the fact remains
that
the White Sox have a gaping hole until
             Derek Hill

can return from his
defective plasma board

which
Chris Getz must deal with by possibly going after someone like
             Isaac Collins

who is
thrilled

or
             Alec Burleson

if
Mike Girsch is open to it

 

 

 

 

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