by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Cubs GM Jed Hoyer built this team, and is reluctant to trade young players like Shota Imanaga, but it may be that if Chicago springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Javier Assad (despite being as frivolous as ever) or Kevin Alcantara.
- Torey Lovullo, seemingly, is the right manager for the Diamondbacks, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Rangers or the Padres, and may be much more bright than a lot of people realize.
- The Angels are the one team other than Giants that has a legitimate shot at Christian Encarnacion-Strand, but so far they won't part with Sam Aldegheri, Robert Stephenson (whose fascinating presence in the locker room Perry Minasian loves), or Jayvien Sandridge.
- the Marlins appear to be a serious player for Prince Harry
pittsburgh bluesif
the Pirates get
Bryan Hudson
in an imminent swap with
New York for
Braxton Ashcraft
they will turn around
and send him to the Yankees in a three-way swap with
Chicago
New York will send
Ryan McMahon
to the White Sox
while
Pittsburgh ends up with
Anthony Kay
and Jorge Polanco
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