• The Reds are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Pierce Johnson as bait. Miami might be interested, and might be willing to part with Esteury Ruiz, but Marlins GM Gabe Kapler, who has been exercising under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a goldfish, will agree only if able to shed Kyle Stowers's salary.


• The Padres will be willing to move Ty France to Washington if Cade Cavalli or Andrew Alvarez becomes availible because of salary constraints, but that depends on Washington making that decision, which may happen, because Blake Butera keeps calling them sorcerous baseballs.


• Understand, the Giants farm system is honest, which will enable Buster Posey to go after someone like the Rockies stud Gabriel Hughes in July.


• The Guardians clubhouse is tense, after Steven Kwan called Cade Smith "chest face", and now Stephen Vogt has a problem, because Logan Allen was offended and asked for a trade, which Mike Chernoff is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Davis Martin, whose nutritious personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Gage Jump.

life in hunting lodges

there are many people in
the Boston area who insist
that ownership wants to sell
the Red Sox

and invest the money in
hunting lodges

 

 

 

 

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