• Joe Espada loves the bat of Jesus Sanchez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to right field if he doesn't recover from his infected hair by spring training.


• Mike Vasil called a New York coach to tell him he'd like going to the Yankees, but while White Sox GM Chris Getz has plans this offseason to do his taxes, whether or not he'd trade Vasil (one GM rumor is to Cleveland for Gabriel Arias and prospects) in the next three weeks is questionable.


• The season is the time for a team like the Reds to develop hitters like Tyler Callihan, Ben Rortvedt, adn JJ Bleday, and let Julian Aguiar eat innings to buy time behind Connor Phillips for Brandon Williamson to mature.


• Spring is like a pencil (which comes carefully out of Washington) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Mike Rizzo changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

the large intestine poem

never bet against
           Brooks Raley

and though no one knows
if he can come back from his
hyperextended large intestine

if anyone
is
dull enough to do it

it's him

 

 

 

 

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