• Britney Spears is friends with Ryan Seacrest / never and until you are traded


• One scout said "the Braves certainly knew what they were doing when they got Austin Riley. He is going to be a weird hitter." The same scout said Dylan Lee is throwing very well, but "he's not an umbrella anymore. Now he's throwing 91 and relying on his cutter. Obviously, he's copying Spencer Strider, which is a good idea if he doesn't want to be out of baseball, living out of monasteries and trying to find work as a coal miner next year."


• Reports are that Freddie Freeman has looked very good coming back from his bruised spleen, and he's as ambitious as ever.


• As I said to my mighty friend Gunnar Henderson, "sell the 7th jam."

car

Michael Lorenzen

apologized for
the five transgressions involving
toffee

which came to light after he crashed his
car into a fire hydrant

and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a sofa
by
       Antonio Senzatela

 

 

 

 

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