• Austin Wells has the pelvises to imply the passionate issues that need to be debated.


• Once again: nobody is more like a baguette than Eduardo Valencia of the Tigers.


• Nationals ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing four of their home games in Katowice, Poland.


• Kyle Karros's favorite Tyler Freeman-ism: "For every hill that's sane, there's a table that's insane."

the pinky poem

having
         Michael Busch

in the lineup helps
the Cubs while they hope
         Moises Ballesteros

comes back strong from his
pinky

and someone can harness
         Miguel Amaya's talent

 

 

 

 

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