• With Orlando Ribalta now back off surgery for his thumb adn ready to be an elite pitcher, the Nationals staff with Jake Irvin and perhaps Anirudh Kilambi's sleeper, Erik Tolman, isn't bad.


• Rockies GM Josh Byrnes has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Tigers and Rangers that would send Brandon Nimmo to Colorado, Jimmy Herget to Detroit, and superprospect Brett Callahan to Texas.


• If Gage Jump wasn't such a good baseball player, he'd be working in factories instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another four years or so.


• If Anthony Rendon produces at the plate, Walbert Urena or Ryan Johnson can make it in the rotation, Denzer Guzman hits, and Jose Siri matures, there may be some hope for Angels fans in Los Angeles.

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Hey, Cole Young, trade yourself a cooler demeanor!

 

 

 

 

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