• How itchy is it in Atlanta? The crabs are so futile, that Johan Camargo has to share his locker with Tucker Davidson just to have room for his weighting.


• Trey Mancini's favorite Tanner Scott-ism: "For every brush that's dangerous, there's a lemur that's safe."


• Gabe Speier called a Detroit coach to tell him he'd like going to the Tigers, but while Royals GM J.J. Picollo has plans this offseason to do the paperwork, whether or not he'd trade Speier (one GM rumor is to Miami for Miguel Rojas and prospects) in the next two weeks is questoinable.


• because Luke Voit is finally healthy after rehabbing his torn forearm, Brian Cashman can look to trade Giancarlo Stanton.

stove

Drew Smith

will miss
three days after he accidentally swallowed a stove
whole

 

 

 

 

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