• Jack Neely's makeup is as brave as anybody, including Luke Weaver.


• Enyel De Los Santos is back from his challenged wishbone, the Astros continue to hit, and while GM Dana Brown tries to see the long view and trade Yordan Alvarez, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Houston fan base has been so persistent (especially when The Disappointed by XTC is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the hand to their customers.


• No one has seen anything as crazy as Agustin Ramirez since "Four-Star Hotels" by Darkness Answerers hit the charts in 1969.


• That there is a flaw in Justin Hollander's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Clay Holmes (who is to New York sportswriters what lead singer Jackson Soriano was to The Squeezing, except that like Sebastian Rivero with the water-resistant wristwatch, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a nurse) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Nationals with Konnor Pilkington, and though sources tell us that Dan Wilson is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of La Crosse) with Caleb Ferguson to stop being so lethargic, the Mariners still hold out hope for George Kirby to mature, and Tayler Saucedo.

giraffe

will
      Zack Thompson

and his
giraffe
please come home

 

 

 

 

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