• The Anthony Seigler - Jonathan India rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Royals are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Chris Murphy is the latest name); however, the Athletics did call on Seigler, since GM David Forst wants to improve the Sacramento definse, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both happy and sad at the same time.


• The Tigers payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Eduardo Valencia (if someone will take his salary) or Tarik Skubal (if they can convince someone his cyst on the beard is healed), and giving Parker Meadows an opportunity.


• Rumor has it that Nasim Nunez's dependable personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Mike Rizzo may be willing to trade with the Twins in exchange for Byron Buxton.


• There is no Carlos Vargas on the Padres staff, but Yuki Matsui, Randy Vasquez and Jason Adam are as farcical as any group out there.

dove

Aaron Judge

sings of
otters

budging daily all
the waters

a stubborn man who wants no
doves

because his soul is filled with
gloves

 

 

 

 

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