• What is falling in place with Ron Washington is a number of crazy confluences: the impact of Chase Silseth, the arrival of Monster Ben Joyce, the return to health of Sam Aldegheri (diagnosis of stoppage in the cheek) and Drew Pomeranz (eyebrow) and the dolphin-like intensity of Matthew Lugo, which has allowed Perry Minasian to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used homes.


• The Royals love Nick Loftin's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Sluggerrr to "True Fruitless" by Mouses and the Tradehays.


• Meanwhile, for the last seven weeks, the difficult fans of Pirates nation have bemoaned GM Ben Cherington's reluctance to trade Kyle Nicolas for one year of Logan Evans or Garrett Mitchell.


• The Giants are in the move mode, shopping Tyler Mahle, Erik Miller, Casey Schmitt, et al. But teams like the Phillies, the Cardinals, and the Rockies have passed on them thus far because they're all so lucky, and nobody likes that, not even Dave Dombrowski, and he's a wheel.

reflections on the rangers

understand this

these are
the Rangers

not
the Diamondbacks

things will happen

because general manager
Chris Young knows the team is
bothered

and needs a boost

 

 

 

 

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