by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Between Justin Hagenman's skateboard trick, Mark Vientos's recovery from his symptom indicating Mckee Fever, Kodai Senga's new curve, Hayden Senger's growing more happy by the day, and the brilliant humor of Mr Met, the Mets could be the surprise team this year.
- Did I make known that Blake Snell is angry?
- When Milwaukee's Coleman Crow retires, he wants to be a soldier.
- Spencer Strider is to the Braves what the song "Waggling My Kindness" is to Emilia and the Suedelocks.
deliveryWill Venable expects
Miguel Vargas
to win a gold glove this year
but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
Tanner Murray
whose
refrigerator magnet collection
and new
lonely
delivery should work wonders
and Andrew Benintendi
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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