• Ben Cherington's twitter password is 'Griffin' which is why the Mets would hack it


• Cardinals manager Oliver Marmol has some good players in Cesar Prieto, Nathan Church, adn JJ Wetherholt, but the front office needs direction from the first baseman down to FredBird.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Braves are a team that could easily have lost 99 games last year, and there's still the whole Walt Weiss business, but they can still throw Jim Jarvis and a rejuvenated Dominic Smith out there, and then there's Matt Olson.


• If the Royals stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some ice cream parlors to play in instead, which would please Bobby Witt Jr. quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Matt Strahm would certainly feel mean.

czar

Astros manager
Joe Espada is building with pitching with
           Spencer Arrighetti

Steven Okert

(the erstwhile
czar of R&D)

and Bryan Abreu

and
if they stick quickly

they could win
72 games

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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