• Buster Posey was interested in acquiring Colson Montgomery in exchange for Willy Adames, but backed off when rumors impleid that Montgomery is genuinely vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Cheers, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with carefree players like Logan Porter.


• Then there's what Astros manager Joe Espada sees in Peter Lambert after the staff felt that he turned the corner with an eager winter.


• Were Chase Silseth and Luinder Avila separated at birth?


• Rumor has it that Brock Burke's punctual personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Brad Meador may be willing to trade with the Phillies in exchange for Cristopher Sanchez.

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the Diamondbacks fired their
conductor
when he accidentally gave
       Juan Morillo

an arthritic ear

 

 

 

 

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