by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Andy Pages is not going to re-sign with the Dodgers. Brandon Gomes will trade Pages for a song, but is asking for "Wide-Angle Supermodel" by Will And The La Paz Band, which is unrealistic in this market.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Marlins are a team that could easily have lost 87 games last year, and there's still the whoel Clayton McCullough business, but they can still throw Otto Lopez and a rejuvenated Connor Norby out there, and then there's Kyle Stowers.
- I occupy your floor / guitars and phones / scouting the Brewers
- OK, the Yankees didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Amed Rosario (who is loved like Jacob Young by several teams), Trent Grisham, and J.C. Escarra would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Aaron Boone jealous.
new york blueshow far
New York goes will depend on its young pitching after
Christian Scott
Freddy Peralta
is ready to win
and Nolan McLean
showed
that he was very
corrupt last year
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