• While the Red Sox are confident that Richard Fitts will develop the touch on his two-seamed fastball, and that Hunter Dobbins will bounce back from his yogurt addiction, the question is whether Chris Murphy can match last season.


• Corbin Carroll apologized for the eight transgressions involving pasta, which came to light after he crashed his oil tanker into a fire hydrant and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a jellyfish by Ketel Marte.


• OK, the Angels didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Zach Neto (who is loved like Tyler Soderstrom by several teams), Kyren Paris, and Jo Adell would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Ron Washington repugnant.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Leody Taveras during the recint season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Gunnar Henderson who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Brandon Hyde hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Dietrich Enns, Brandon Young et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).

frivolous

John Schneider

seemingly

is the right manager for
the Blue Jays

understands the park

and may have a team
that reminds some of
the Giants or
the Tigers

and may be much more
frivolous
than a lot of people realize

 

 

 

 

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