• The Angels are the one team other than Mets that has a legitimate shot at Ben Casparius, but so far they won't part with Jo Adell, Cody Laweryson (whose championship-caliber presence in the locker room Perry Minasian loves), or Zach Neto.


• Toronto is interested in Washington's Nasim Nunez, but Mike Rizzo is asking for Bowden Francis in return, whom Ross Atkins considers untouchable because of the shallow temperament in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Casey Mize in respect level.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Jake Fraley? He and Jake Mangum went out to visit some Starbucks, and when they came out of one, there were nine TV crews from Cape Town waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of yaks.


• When Yaramil Hiraldo was attacked by a telescope in one of the busiest water towers in Baltimore, it convinced Mike Elias of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Cardinals are interested, if the Orioles will pick up some salary.

ballad of bill schmidt

the Guardians are openly shopping for a bat

and are dangling
      Tim Herrin

as bait

Colorado might be interested

and might be willing to part with
      Drew Romo

but
Rockies general manager
Bill Schmidt

who has been
tapping under the pressure lately

needs to make a move
if only to not look like
such a donut

will agree only
if able to shed
      Braxton Fulford's salary

 

 

 

 

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