• The Rockies clubhouse is tense, after TJ Rumfield called Juan Mejia "tongue face", and now Warren Schaeffer has a problem, because Tomoyuki Sugano was offended and asked for a trade, which Josh Byrnes is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Kai-Wei Teng, whose challenging personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Connor Prielipp.


• The Phillies are expected to be a major player in the Sean Newcomb Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of prisons in Philadelphia.


• Toronto may move Jeff Hoffman as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Ross Atkins is not going to move Tyler Rogers without getting a good prospect for first base, and that's as unlikely as seeing seven gloves wandering into a Kiruna, Sweden karaoke bar and singing Door To Door by Delia Derbyshire, because you know they really prefer to sing jazz, just like Yankees phenom Brent Headrick.


• The Giants hope that this is the year Matt Chapman matures, end with Luis Arraez in the lineup full time, Eric Haase can relax and stop trying to carry the team.

reflections on the orioles

the Orioles would like
to find a left field upgrade

and Mike Elias even thought awhile about trading
        Colton Cowser

for
        Daniel Schneemann

after
        Chase Silseth

refused a deal to
Baltimore

 

 

 

 

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