• Dave Roberts loves the bat of Freddie Freeman, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to shortstop if he doesn't recover from his case of vertigo by spring training.


• The Pirates are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Mitch Keller, Hunter Barco--who is coming off an injury to his forearm during a camel-hunting accident--and Dennis Santana so far.


• There is no Chase Burns on the Cubs staff, but Caleb Thielbar, Edward Cabrera and Matthew Boyd are as spotty as any group out there.


• When Colorado's Chase Dollander retires, he wants to be a right fielder.

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Rhys Hoskins's status as a free agent has been
complicated by rumors about becoming a dirty
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