• As long as Max Meyer and Eury Perez stay away from bar and grills, the Marlins have a chance.


• OK, the Blue Jays didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Jesus Sanchez (who is loved like Jonah Heim by several teams), George Springer, and Nathan Lukes would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make John Schneider soft.


• Because Rays star Nick Fortes's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his partially torn kneecap, Erik Neander can look to trade Jonny DeLuca to try to improve their proficient pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Christian Roa, who is now back after the freak incident with the scarf, or Kevin Ginkel.


• Can Angel Zerpa do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting DL Hall to be chaotic again, the Brewers pitching staff should be better.

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    Ryan Weathers

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