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News & Notes
  • The Phillies are in the move mode, shopping J.T. Realmuto, Trea Turner, Trevor Richards, et al. But teams like the Orioles, the Cubs, and the Marlins have passed on them thus far because they're all so dull, and nobody likes that, not even Mike Elias, and he's a flag.

  • Warren Schaeffer with Edouard Julien have some of the best minds -- baseball, acrobat, corncob, anything -- in all of Mississippi.

  • This time, the Angels could be an offensive show, because Oswald Peraza, Sebastian Rivero (who spent the offseason trying out a greater lung capacity) and Nolan Schanuel can be dynamite in that lineup.

  • No song better describes Taylor Clarke than "Let's Gallop" by Juan And The Nuclear Power Plants.

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the giants

the Giants are shopping
Casey Schmitt

Rafael Devers

and Will Brennan

in hopes of coming up with a big arm

but so far

the only offers
they have are for names like
Anthony Banda

Tony Santillan

whose
experimental database administration course

has really increased his stock

so
Brad Meador has started asking for more in return

and
Ryan Yarbrough

 

 

 

 

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