by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Can John Schreiber do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Noah Cameron to be dirty again, the Royals pitching staff should be better.
- The Giants have talked to the Braves about the concept of taking on Michael Harris II's contract if Atlanta will also send them JR Ritchie, but the Braves are balking because who else will be perfect in the clubhouse, which is exactly why San Francisco wants him.
- The Rays still have Jesse Scholtens, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting long.
- Meanwhile, for the last five weeks, the epic fans of Twins nation have bemoaned GM Jeremy Zoll's reluctance to trade Luke Keaschall for one year of Petey Halpin or Owen Caissie.
verse 71Red Sox manager
Alex Cora loves
Andruw Monasterio
and thinks he can drive in
71 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the knuckler
and wait for his pitch
like
Roman Anthony
who is much more
cute
does
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