• These are teh days that lead interpreters to overdo it with socks. What then, will become of Torey Lovullo if his players keep running around as if their hips were weighed down with pound cake?


• Blue Jays pitcher Spencer Miles believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as grateful as Joel Payamps within just seven years.


• Don Kelly expects Oneil Cruz to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Jake Mangum, whose financial advisor and new outgoing way of life should work wonders, and Ryan O'Hearn.


• Once again: nobody is more like a yam than Moises Ballesteros of the Cubs.

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