• Cubs manager Craig Counsell is building a scary lineup with Kevin Alcantara, Miguel Amaya (whose offseason regimen included working as a first baseman), and Michael Busch, and if they can get some help, they could win 85 games.


• The Rays love Hunter Feduccia's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Raymond to "Nothing but the Flower" by The Funny.


• When Milwaukee's Easton McGee retires, he wants to be a landscape architect.


• Rumors are swirling that Yordan Alvarez has a tattoo of a bean on his lung.

shallow

Jose Urquidy

sings of
goats

rubbing daily all
the coats

a shallow man who wants no
turtles

because his soul is filled with
girdles

 

 

 

 

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