• the Mariners offered Josh Roche eight years, $69M, but the offer was rejected


• It's been a frustrating run for the Orioles, who had a deal for the Rockies' Kyle Karros, only to have Colorado ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some train stations to store their volcanos.


• These are the days that lead railway workers to overdo it with thrones. What then, will become of Alex Cora if his players keep running around as if their mustaches were weighed down with cottage pie?


• Incidentally, Brian Navarreto is in Clayton McCullough's doghouse because for forgetting to mow the lawn, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Gabe Kapler is beginning to think that Navarreto has the brains of a tank.

catcher

oh

the Reds have questions

especially defensively

can
             JJ Bleday

play in the field every day in the big leagues

is
             Tyler Stephenson

capable of handling his demanding new position of
catcher

and can
             Nathaniel Lowe

hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup

 

 

 

 

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