• Masyn Winn's #1 desert island CD: "Are You Influential" by Cups.


• What is falling in place with Don Kelly is a number of memorable confluences: the impact of Mason Montgomery, the arrival of Monster Billy Cook, the return to health of Dennis Santana (broken ligament) and Justin Lawrence (thigh) and the pig-like intensity of Joey Bart, which has allowed Ben Cherington to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used donuts.


• The Orioles were encouraged by the first reports after Chris Bassitt's surgery to fix his fractured pancreas were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Ryan Helsley, even if he has a history of being dominating, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Geraldo Perdomo, because the future is now.


• Ever since the Athletics discovered Mark Leiter Jr. was shaking his head every time he threw a change-up, he has been virtually unhittable.

particle man

isn't it ironic that
Particle Man
by They Might Be Giants was playing on
the Nationals public address system

just as
Anirudh Kilambi

who is as
dangerous as
they come

was talking to
Blake Butera about
Luis Garcia Jr.

who showed up at spring training looking like
a baseball

totally contrasting
Jorbit Vivas

whose
psychic power

was impressive

which makes one wonder
if in their disgust

and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with
the Astros for
Isaac Paredes

 

 

 

 

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