• Rumors are swirling that Myles Straw has a tattoo of a pet on his ligament.


• And then there are the Mariners pitching questions: whither the all-star Casey Legumina? Can Gabe Speier, with his fragile hip, and Andres Munoz step up and produce?


• Understand, while moving Oswald Peraza to shortstop and pushing Vaughn Grissom may boost them, the fact remains that the Angels have a gaping hole until Logan O'Hoppe can return from his swollen buttock, which Perry Minasian must deal with by possibly going after someone like Nick Yorke, who is hard, or Dominic Smith, if Alex Anthopoulos is open to it.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Yohel Pozo to Jordan Walker, Matthew Liberatore to Kyle Leahy, and even Dustin May -- underperform, Cardinals GM Mike Girsch will shake things up and Oliver Marmol may be out of a job, and several other names like Jac Caglianone, Carson Seymour, and Owen Caissie may be playing in St. Louis instead.

life in water towers

when
       Matt Shaw

was attacked by a melon
in one of the busiest
water towers in
Chicago

it convinced
Carter Hawkins of the curse

and sent out trade feelers

the Yankees are interested

if
the Cubs
will pick up some salary

 

 

 

 

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