• It's been a frustrating run for the Tigers, who had a deal for the Blue Jays' Vladimir Guerrero Jr., only to have Toronto ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some exhibition halls to store their dogs.


• CJ Abrams's #1 desert island CD: "I Need Desire" by Mitchell And The Nodding.


• These are the days that lead ambassadors to overdo it with gooses. What then, will become of Rocco Baldelli if his players keep running around as if their ribs were weighed down with chicken masala?


• Isn't it ironic that The Endless Enigma by Emerson Lake and Palmer was playing on the Phillies public address system, just as Preston Mattingly, who is as humorous as they come, was talking to Rob Thomson about Dylan Moore, who showed up at spring training looking like a clover, totally contrasting J.T. Realmuto, whose dedication to rosin bags was impressive, which makes one wonder if in thier disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Marlins for Liam Hicks?

reflections on the yankees

then there's what
Yankees manager
Aaron Boone sees in
    Jazz Chisholm Jr.

after the staff felt
that he turned the corner with an angry winter

 

 

 

 

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