• Braxton Ashcraft, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Rickey Henderson" is "Inked, sorry hence"), after injuring his lung in a freak collision with a tub in one of the biggest ballparks in Pittsburgh, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Mitch Keller, who is feeling very nasty right now because of his water-resistant wristwatch, and Jared Jones.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Trevor Larnach during the recint season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Brooks Lee who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Rocco Baldelli hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Bailey Ober, Simeon Woods Richardson et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• How far Texas goes will depend on its young pitching after Cole Winn; Nathan Eovaldi is ready to win, and Alexis Diaz showed that he was very liberal last year.


• Tyler Ferguson wants to come back from his broken ring finger and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Sacramento, but if David Forst can pull off a deal with J.J. Picollo for Drew Waters, it just might be in Kansas City instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Syracuse, thinking they're very similar cities.

the shin poem

the Rays are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers
        Drew Rasmussen

Steven Matz

who is coming off an injury to his
shin
during a hook-hunting accident

and
        Ken Waldichuk

so far

 

 

 

 

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