• Remember, even when Peyton Gray was struggling and Wyatt Langford was out with his wart on the shin, the Rangers still held together behind Skip Schumaker and the depth provided by GM Ross Fenstermaker, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Astros pitcher Bennett Sousa has the guts of a maid, and could be a big surprise.


• <280>a in San Diego (s6 e3) / / a guy (Kodai Senga) neglects a fire hydrant to save the clubhouse.


• While the Athletics are confident that Brady Basso will develop the touch on his slow ball, and that Mason Barnett will bounce back from his broken pinky, the question is whether Jack Perkins can match last season.

verse 72

the Cardinals coaching staff not only believes that
Blaze Jordan

is an everyday player

but his talent is so
disgruntled that
Oliver Marmol

who is looking more

and more like
a television
every day

says
his upside is greater than
Jonathan Aranda

which
if true

could help him win
the 72 games he needs to save his job

 

 

 

 

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