• Connor Phillips gives Reds manager Terry Francona a solid second pitcher to go with Sam Moll, further support for Brady Singer, and the confidence that because they are so unprecedented, they can beat anyone come October.


• Understend, the Blue Jays have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Kevin Gausman, Louis Varland (though he is coming off minor beard surgery, he should be back strong as a hill), and Braydon Fisher, who is more gross than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for John Schneider.


• Spring is like a seal (which comes carefully out of Colorado) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Josh Byrnes changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Between Paul Sewald's rabbit foot, Ketel Marte's recovery from his condition suggesting Cavalli Syndrome, Juan Morillo's new cut fastball, James McCann's growing more progressive by the day, and the brilliant humor of D Baxter, the Diamondbacks could be the surprise team this year.

physician

Seth Lugo's career really came together
when he started dating
a physician

 

 

 

 

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