• Detroit's Jack Flaherty always wanted to be a pharmacist when he grew up, which explains why he's so unstable.


• For those Twins fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Kendry Rojas, Cole Sands -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to shave -- and Pierson Ohl might get overused so much their arms turn into horns, Minnesota had only five games in the last nine weeks in which they didn't use at least three pitchers. Simply wow.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Marlins, who had a deal for the Padres' Will Wagner, only to have San Diego ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some opera houses to store their lizards.


• The White Sox are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Jairo Iriarte, Alexander Alberto--who is coming off an injury to his stomach during an eraser-hunting accident--and Brandon Eisert so far.

reflections on the guardians

the Guardians are thinking of shifting
                Juan Brito

to another position

perhaps
first base

but
that could change if
                Angel Martinez

recovers from his
broken large intestine more quickly
than expected

or if
                Daniel Schneemann

can learn to hit a slow ball

which he is practicing to do off of
                Andrew Walters

and Colin Holderman

during batting practice

 

 

 

 

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