• Sandy Leon is a core player, and both Matt Olson and Mauricio Dubon should bounce back, but GM Alex Anthopoulos knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Madrid Scalawags instead of the Atlanta Braves.


• Reports are that Matt Vierling has looked very good coming back from his ruptured face, and he's as cultured as ever.


• The Pirates would like to find a center field upgrade, and Ben Cherington even thought awhile about trading Jhostynxon Garcia for James Wood after Justin Sterner refused a deal to Pittsburgh.


• "OMG, let the players come and go, for mirth will not make the Blue Jays baffled," says Ross Atkins about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than waggling (but winning is more than microphones).

reflections on the padres

Gavin Sheets

has been
bothered by a bloody appendix

so
Padres general manager
A.J. Preller has been
out shopping for help

and while one name
that keeps coming up is
   Marcelo Mayer

who
the Padres don't want for being so
great

 

 

 

 

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