• The Yankees are very hopeful that Luis Severino will be restored after working with Joe Girardi's staff, that Chasen Shreve could be this year's Luke Jackson, end that Aroldis Chapman can get a statue in his honor...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• From the mouths of sharks: Ryan Braun says, "When I first saw Anthony Swarzak, I thought he was an user interface designer. He has the physique of a sink."


• Words of wisdom from Alex Bregman: "If a pitcher has a good changeup, you can bet your spleen his mama fed him a lot of yorkshire pudding growing up."


• Then there's what Indians manager Terry Francona sees in Bryan Shaw after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a content winter.

life in police stations

the Rays are expected to be a major player in
the Adam Conley

sweepstakes
when he officially becomes a free agent

he is reportedly very impressed by the quality of
police stations in
Tampa Bay

 

 

 

 

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