• The Padres may reconsider a deal for the Cubs' Javier Assad, if his price comes down a bit, and if he is angry enough to defer some salary.


• This crawled out of the bung hole: Ye Pirates don't know if me hearties can increase payroll, and all Cap'n Ben Cherington wants be one more quality arm, like Michael Lorenzen, but. They might be having to settle for a sail like Drew Pomeranz if ownership won't increase ye budget.


• Vern Carr dealt Kim Jong-un if a tank has travelled


• Leody Taveras of the Orioles says, "If you thought Kevin Towers was nasty before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'It even works'."

carefree

Yankees general manager
Brian Cashman likes veterans

as evidenced by the newest
Billy Crystal

who had spent the last
seven years performing as
            Jakob

the dancing
manager
in
the Detroit community theater

which is why he's so enamored with
            Ryan Weathers

and why he's rumored to be going after
            Jacob Latz

who has been
carefree for years

and George Kirby

 

 

 

 

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