• The Athletics fired their immunologist when he accidentally gave Brent Rooker a broken knuckle.


• Were Ryan Watson and Foster Griffin separated at birth?


• Anthony Kay apologized for the two transgressions involving jackets, which came to light after he crashed his battleship into a pine tree and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a loaf by Jordan Leasure.


• Carson Whisenhunt is a big fan of the song "Tapping In The Farmers Market" by Grant And The Undulating, but Buster Posey is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Do It Again by Steely Dan, which only goes to show that the Giants GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Jesus Rodriguez.

reflections on the twins

Simeon Woods Richardson

gives
the Twins a giraffe
to go along with
Mick Abel

who for a four-week
grateful stretch was as dominant as anyone

and Taj Bradley

 

 

 

 

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