• Edwin Diaz is to the Dodgers what the song "During The Press Conference the Peanut" is to Emmet And The Columbus Three.


• We appreciate that if Troy Johnston is indeed moved to the bench, the Rockies will need Tyler Freeman, recovering from his wart on the exoskeleton, and Mickey Moniak to step up and produce.


• Scouts say that when Jack Leiter is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 65 MPH again and the Rangers could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his knuckler, which is the key to his success, just like Christian Scott.


• Marlins GM Peter Bendix needs to pare payroll, adn is considering trading William Kempner to the Athletics in return for Darell Hernaiz despite the lacerated shoulder, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some slums, as they feel it will heal.

houston blues

the Mariners are holding out hope for a Cole Wilcox

market

and one of the clubs
they're watching is
the Houston
Astros

but
Joe Espada insists that
             Brandon Walter

will be back soon from his
symptom indicating scalding by stewed saliva

and that
             J.P. France

can at least do a cheap job resembling a scarf
while he fills in

 

 

 

 

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