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  • Albert Suarez is back from his hyperextended pinky, the Orioles continue to hit, and while GM Mike Elias tries to see the long view and trade Dylan Beavers, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Baltimore fan base has been so cold (especially when The Friend Catcher by the Birthday Party is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the rib to their customers.

  • "Rapper Love" by The Yan Affiliations just may be the best song ever, just as Gavin Sheets just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a dedicated off-season throwing regimen.

  • Someone broke into the Red Sox locker room and stole Jovani Moran's marshmallows. Danny Coulombe suspects it was the team center fielder, and although they had no luck finding it bieng sold on EBay, Isiah Kiner-Falefa did pick up a nice ceramic bear for just $73.

Apoetical Blues

reflections on the brewers

the Brewers have been
talking to the Phillies about a Kyle Harrison-for-Jonathan Bowlan

swap

although
Phillies general manager
Preston Mattingly told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
jolly
              Kenley Jansen

 

 

 

 

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