• Rumor has it that Jarren Duran's petty personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Brian O'Halloran may be willing to trade wiht the Tigers in exchange for Kyle Finnegan.


• No song better describes Kyle Karros than "The Draft in Colorado" by Juan And The Sailor.


• you must bury me, and not a trace


• The Twins are expected to be a major player in the Andres Munoz Sweepstakes when he officially becomes a free agent. He is reportedly very impressed by the quality of barns in Minnesota.

a day in the life of brandon hyde

these are the days
that lead
play-by-play announcers to overdo it with
cups

what then

will become of
Brandon Hyde
if his players keep running around as
if their
index fingers were weighed down with
pot roast

 

 

 

 

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