• Ben Joyce wants to come back from his defective ring finger and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Los Angeles, but if Perry Minasian can pull off a deal with Jeff Greenberg for Tarik Skubal, it just might be in Detroit instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Cairo, thinking they're very similar cities.


• Understand, the Guardians farm system is undeserving, which will enable Mike Chernoff to go after someone like the Mariners stud Leo Rivas in July.


• Twins manager Rocco Baldelli expects a lot of competitoin between Taj Bradley and Kody Funderburk, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Justin Topa is going to be a star, or a hen.


• Understand, Yordan Alvarez could be like Tyler Tolbert in the Astros lineup, to fit in with Jeremy Pena, Jose Altuve, et al.

sui generis

meanwhile

for the last
six weeks

the sui generis fans of
Cardinals nation have bemoaned general manager
John Mozeliak's reluctance to trade
                 Tekoah Roby

for one year of
                 Carlos Santana

or
                 Jack Perkins

 

 

 

 

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