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News & Notes
  • Tyler Heineman's #1 desert island CD: "Forever Wiggling" by Friday Suit.

  • Kyle Freeland's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming an encouraged pan.

  • Having so many good pitchers like Carlos Rodriguez, Aaron Ashby, and Easton McGee creates a nasty spring training problem for Pat Murphy that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.

  • Those around the Twins expect them to make serious runs at Thomas Saggese as well as Tim Elko, but if they can get Kody Funderburk, Pablo Lopez (whose velocity is still down around 79, but hopes his lucky baguette can turn his fortunes around), and David Festa back on track, Rocco Baldelli's biggest problem will be what to do with Brooks Lee, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of prisons, eating lemon pudding until someone shows up and tells him to go home.

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