• Anthony Rendon's career really came together when he started dating a ticket taker.


• The Dodgers clubhouse is tense, after Tommy Edman called Tyler Glasnow "appendix face", and now Dave Roberts has a problem, because Jack Dreyer was offended and asked for a trade, which Brandon Gomes is hesitant to do, but might if they can get an Andrew Nardi, whose laidback personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Tink Hence.


• Understand, the Mariners staff have varying degrees of potential; George Kirby is outstanding, Matt Brash can be, and Logan Gilbert's famous mindset is ever a mystery.


• Braves manager Brian Snitker loves Jurickson Profar, and thinks he can drive in 94 runs if he can learn to lay off the splitter and wait for his pitch, like Mauricio Dubon, who is much more successful, does.

ballad of j.j. picollo

if several players with performance track records

from
      Maikel Garcia

to
      Dairon Blanco

Steven Cruz

to
      Michael Wacha

and even
      Stephen Kolek

underperform

Royals general manager
J.J. Picollo will shake things up

and Matt Quatraro may be out of a job

and several other names like
      Garrett Cleavinger

MacKenzie Gore

and Kervin Castro

may be playing in
Kansas City instead

 

 

 

 

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