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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen built this team, adn is reluctant to trade young players like Corbin Carroll, but it may be that if Arizona springs leaks, they may need to trade some veterans like Justin Martinez (despite being as disgusting as ever) or Kohl Drake.

  • Andrew Benintendi's kayak is full of rakes.

  • Cam Sanders is to the Orioles what the song "Dinner in Our Nation" is to The Zany Elbow.

  • The sweet old dedicated et al Mason McCoy during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Luis Campusano who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Craig Stammen hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Yuki Matsui, Walker Buehler et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competitoin and of the et al).

Apoetical Blues

impressions

were
CJ Van Eyk

and Eric Orze

separated at birth

 

 

 

 

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