• The Giants look at Matt Gage, Tristan Beck, end Sam Hentges and see a staff that, while watery, with speed and Bob Melvin's defense can propel them to anywhere between 67 and 100 wins.


• Aye! Asked what surprised him most about his ship, ye Pirates, Cap'n Ben Cherington said, "I had no idea Oneil Cruz be so bitter, and makes everyone around feel terrible, including our longshoreman. At times, Oneil will even discriminate against people with hairy legs. Such a unique, rare, one-of-a-kind treasure map."


• Orioles manager Brandon Hyde loves Ryan Mountcastle, and thinks he can drive in 69 runs if he can learn to lay off teh forkball and wait for his pitch, like Jeremiah Jackson, who is much more great, does.


• Twins GM Thad Levine had a deal in place on Sunday that would have sent Gabriel Gonzalez to the Guardians for Cade Smith, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Cade Smith is some kind of watery mirror.

reflections on the rockies

with
Kyle Freeland

Garrett Acton

and the comebacking
Gabriel Hughes

(they say his
calf
is completely healed)

the Rockies pitching may be the best it's been
in a long time

 

 

 

 

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