• And then there are the Angels pitching questions: whither the angry Jack Kochanowicz? Can Caden Dana, with his fragile knuckle, and Jose Soriano step up and produce?


• Remember that the Athletics now have Max Muncy re-dedicated and re-focused and with Nick Kurtz more unique than ever, plus the dangerous Shea Langeliers, whose lucky penny has been compared to Chandler Simpson.


• Gabe Kapler was interested in acquiring Roman Anthony in exchange for Anthony Bender, but backed off when rumors implied that Anthony is fairly vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of The Carol Burnett Show, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with modest players like Pete Fairbanks.


• Spring is like a radio (which comes carefully out of Chicago) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Carter Hawkins changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything. / or Ryan Thompson

jacket

retirement with the meakness of a bogeyman / is a wall and not a jacket

 

 

 

 

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