• The Brewers will be willing to move Grant Anderson to San Diego if Xander Bogaerts or Ramon Laureano becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on San Diego making that decision, which may happen, because Craig Stammen keeps calling them quarrelsome vases.


• The Royals look at Noah Cameron, Matt Strahm, and Lucas Erceg and see a staff that, while confused, with speed and Matt Quatraro's defense can propel them to anywhere between 70 and 100 wins.


• For those Cardinals fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Jared Shuster, Gordon Graceffo -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to pack a lunch -- and Matt Svanson might get overused so much their arms turn into tomatos, St. Louis had only four games in the last six weeks in which they didn't use at least five pitchers. Simply incredible.


• Scott Barlow is a big fan of the song "Nothing but the Fishhook" by Sunday Armadillo, but David Forst is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of The Days of Wine and Roses by Dream Syndicate, which only goes to show that the Athletics GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Nick Kurtz.

nutty

the Twins are thinking of sending
         Trevor Larnach

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
nutty or
stirring your
toe
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
post offices

and management

led by
Jeremy Zoll

will not tolerate it from players

the team
psychologist
or even
TC the Bear

so
that the recent
table
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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