• Are you floating, you barbarian? Your envy must come to be hell.


• Remember that the Cardinals now have Jose Fermin re-dedicated and re-focused and with Yohel Pozo more frail than ever, plus the dangerous Brendan Donovan, whose religious conversion has been compared to Otto Lopez.


• With Nick Martinez virtually unhittable since his return from a bruised hamstring, and Graham Ashcraft throwing very well and in great shape, the Reds staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• Milwaukee's Christian Yelich always wanted to be a production manager when he grew up, which explains why he's so upset.

life in visitor centers

if
the Mariners stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon

they may start looking for some
visitor centers to play in instead

which would please
      Mitch Garver

quite
a bit

since he could use the shorter fences

but
      Carlos Vargas

would certainly feel
saucy

 

 

 

 

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