• Connor Prielipp's career really came together when he started dating a barber.


• Cincinnati's Brandon Williamson always wanted to be an astrologer when he grew up, which explains why he's so interesting.


• Understand this: these are the Phillies, not the Yankees. Things will happen, because general manager Preston Mattingly knows the team is stupid and needs a boost.


• The Blue Jays have cash restrictions and say they are satisfied with thier production at left field, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like Xander Bogaerts (Padres) and George Valera (Guardians) become available.

the hair poem

understand

the Rangers have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in
             Cole Winn

Kumar Rocker

(though he is coming off minor
hair surgery

he should be back strong as a floor)

and Peyton Gray

who is more
hard
than anyone
on the staff

which leads to a huge question for
Skip Schumaker

 

 

 

 

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