• Meanwhile, the Orioles and Royals are competing with the Marlins for Cody Freeman, and a deal could well happen in the next four days, since Baltimore has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Trevor Rogers, whose psychic power has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so loud that Mike Elias says Rogers is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• <280>William F. Buckley / (where merrily the chiropractor can create lavish theories / / swaying defeating / family members in the front yard / human beings in the monsoon) / is sickened by pluck


• Richard Lovelady is back from his frayed eyelid, the Nationals continue to hit, and while GM Mike Rizzo tries to see the long view and trade Keibert Ruiz, it may not be possible -- both because the trades aren't there, and because the Washington fan base has been so epic (especially when Sweet Satisfaction by the Tom Tom Club is played as walk-up music) that a trade would be like a kick in the ligament to their customers.


• If Angel Bastardo can ever be convinced to stay away from Costco warehouses and reach his full potential, the Blue Jays pitching staff could be formidable with Adam Macko and Lazaro Estrada.

piggy bank

I like having Pete Crow-Armstrong's piggy banks, but not at the concession stand.

 

 

 

 

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