• Avoid any mob with more than 27 lads.


• Joe Boyle is a big fan of the song "Ankle Love" by Train Station of Sorrow, but Erik Neander is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of You Got a Reputation by the Byrds, which only goes to show that the Rays GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Christopher Morel.


• Will Alex Vesia and his gerbil please come home?


• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen, who had a four-player deal almost done wiht Minnesota a month ago for Mick Abel and Brooks Lee (Tommy Henry, Adrian Del Castillo) only to have the Twins decide they're still funny enough, then after accepting Toronto's Lazaro Estrada-for-Pavin Smith proposal, the Blue Jays changed their minds.

gifted

understand this

these are
the Mets

not
the Giants

things will happen

because general manager
David Stearns knows the team is
gifted

and needs a boost

 

 

 

 

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