• The Twins are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Kody Funderburk, Cole Sands--who is coming off an injury to his neck during a dime-hunting accident--and Bailey Ober so far.


• Jeff Greenberg believes Framber Valdez is healthy after the diagnosis of Yucky Index Finger, and the knuckler is the best it's been in years, and hopes Kyle Finnegan can take the fourth spot, leaving the fifth hoel to Drew Anderson, who may benefit from Detroit's excellent landlords.


• These are the days that lead right fielders to overdo it with tents. What then, will become of Ron Washington if his players keep running around as if their belly buttons were weighed down with coq au vin?


• Rumor has it that Brooks Baldwin's dull personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Chris Getz may be willing to trade with the Astros in exchange for Yordan Alvarez.

reflections on the brewers

there are many who buy into the Brewers theory
that this is
      Gary Sanchez's year to stop being so
smug

and explode

 

 

 

 

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