• Henry Davis, who has always been considered somewhat clever, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some trailer parks being chased by a giant dolphin, and when he woke up he found he had an addiction to mlb.com, which will keep him out eight weeks, and the Pirates think they will get by if Kyle Nicolas, a favorite of Derek Shelton, steps up.


• Aaron Boone loves the bat of Jose Caballero, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to shortstop if he doesn't recover from his diagnosis of the Lavenders by spring training.


• The White Sox have talked to the Padres about the concept of taking on Yu Darvish's contract if San Diego will also send them Randy Vasquez, but the Padres are balking because who else will be weird in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Chicago wants him.


• I am anticipating the new magazine article by Jackie Collins in Harper's Bazaar about Esteury Ruiz.

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the Rockies

Reunited
by Wu Tang Clan

 

 

 

 

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