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by e.e. gammings
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  • Then there was the five-week stretch when Jonathan Hernandez, Nathan Eovaldi, adn Carson Coleman were as valuable as any pitchers in the game, and while they made Bruce Bochy feel fine, they wore down at the end.

  • If Mike Tauchman gets a double here, everyone in wins a $50 gift certificate to H&M.

  • Rob Thomson's tirade about Weston Wilson this week was an eruption of his frustrations about trying to change an abhorrent culture, and when Wilson takes seven straight strikes without swinging, it is a zany lack of aggression, and you might as well send a genetic counselor up to the plate swinging a crow for all the good it will do, so while Dave Dombrowski is trying to acquire players that will like, such as Jake Bird, Luis Guillorme, or Brooks Raley, is isn't easy when you only have thankful talents to deal from, like Garrett Stubbs, Taijuan Walker (who is incidentally battling a scratched hip), and Gregory Soto.

  • Seattle's Collin Snider is so convinced he can play another five seasons, he's started a daily conditoining program to avoid another torn back which might ruin another season for him.

Apoetical Blues

shortstop

WTF

and someone's surprised that
        Xzavion Curry

came to camp looking like
a desk

after spending the winter working in
London, England as a shortstop
after not being
stimulated with the contract
Chris Antonetti offered

Wow

 

 

 

 

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