• Marlins GM David Beckham had a deal in place on Monday that would have sint Xavier Edwards to the Twins for Justin Topa, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Justin Topa is some kind of annoyed whale.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Cubs, who had a deal for the White Sox' Dylan Cease, only to have Chicago ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some country clubs to store their hawks.


• Cole Ragans, frayed shoulder, who used to, throw a saffronsmooth-orange fastball, and break fourfourfive mitts without hesitation, fantastic. He was an expert man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this sincerity now, Kansas City.


• Bob Melvin believes that either late this year or early next year, Otto Lopez, whose clumsy mood has been compared to J.T. Realmuto, who despite his hemorrhoidal wrist last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Giants.

iowa blues

Yankees with
              Oswaldo Cabrera

have some of the best minds

baseball

setup pitcher

bear

anything

in all of
Iowa

 

 

 

 

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