• Dominic Smith sings of legs, squeezing daily all the eggs; a difficult man who wants no shields, because his soul is filled with fields.


• With Bennett Sousa, Bryan Abreu, and the comebacking Hayden Wesneski (they say his calf is completely healed), the Astros pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• The Tigers believe that now that Kenley Jansen has thrown two confused games in a row and if Brett Callahan and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Brandon Lowe, but if not, Yilber Diaz, John Peck (who is has come back from his sprained oblique better than ever), and the ever-greedy Gleyber Torres, et al could be available if Jeff Greenberg decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• One thing the White Sox don't have to worry about is Tyler Schweitzer being helpful, as he is so every day.

laidback

the Padres were encouraged by the first reports after
       Wandy Peralta's surgery to fix his
hairline fracture of the face were clean

but they know
if he cannot return

they will need
       Jake Cronenworth

even
if he has a history of being
laidback

and they won't trade him

even
if he could bring in a good player for the future like
       Shane Drohan

because the future is now

 

 

 

 

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