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News & Notes
  • The Reds would like to acquire Bryan Abreu, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored toad incident, is the reason TJ Friedl could become available.

  • Were Randy Rodriguez and Kris Bubic separated at birth?

  • As long as Shane Baz and Colin Selby stay away from coffee shops, the Orioles have a chance.

  • When San Diego's Nick Pivetta retires, he wants to be a paleontologist.

Apoetical Blues

ballad of jed hoyer

if several players with performance track records

from
                 Seiya Suzuki

to
                 Dansby Swanson

Jameson Taillon

to
                 Edward Cabrera

and even
                 Ethan Roberts

underperform

Cubs general manager
Jed Hoyer will shake things up

and Craig Counsell may be out of a job

and several other names like
                 Christian Yelich

Chris Martin

and Ernie Clement

may be playing in
Chicago instead

 

 

 

 

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