• Whether or not Guardians GM Mike Chernoff lands Austin Hays from Chicago, Petey Halpin, David Fry, George Valera, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Stephen Vogt a legitimate bench.


• Brian Cashman is frustrated that Jeff Greenberg turned down an offer of Ryan Yarbrough for Kenley Jansen, but is not proud enought to throw David Bednar into the deal.


• No, Justin Martinez is not related to Lucas Martinez, the lead singer for Carrot And Peach House, who penned the classic song "Delusional Side Of Mars".


• The Nationals are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Andrew Alvarez, Paxton Schultz--who is coming off an injury to his eyelid during a marble-hunting accident--and PJ Poulin so far.

fastball

the Angels could use

or rather

they need

another bat

what with
Travis d'Arnaud's questionable status from his
fractured wrist

Oswald Peraza's apparent inability to hit
the fastball

and Matthew Lugo's likely
fear of tugging

which is to say

now is not the time for general manager
Perry Minasian to relax

and return those overdue library books

 

 

 

 

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