by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- your shower stall / must roam my road
- It must be asked: is anyone as witty as Otto Lopez of the Marlins?
- Victor Vodnik of the Rockies says, "If you thought Javier Vazquez was nervous before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Viva queer jazz'."
- Ryan Seacrest skipped
knucklerBen Cherington believes
Kyle Nicolas
is healthy after
the feeling of rudderlessness
and
the knuckler is the best it's been
in years
and hopes
Mason Montgomery
can take the fourth spot
leaving the fifth hole to
Brandan Bidois
who may benefit from
Pittsburgh's excellent
longshoremans
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