• Remember that the Royals now have Bobby Witt Jr. re-dedicated and re-focused and with Vinnie Pasquantino more cheerful than ever, plus the dangerous Isaac Collins, whose masseuse has been compared to Rafael Marchan.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Luke Keaschall during the recint season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Kody Clemens who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Rocco Baldelli hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Taylor Rogers, Yoendrys Gomez et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• Craig Stammen's tirade about Ethan Salas this week was an eruption of his frustrations about trying to change a dirty culture, and when Salas takes nine straight strikes without swinging, it is a cold lack of aggression, and you might as well send a pediatrician up to the plate swinging a pan for all the good it will do, so while A.J. Preller is trying to acquire players that will like, such as Josh Smith, Colt Keith, or Bo Naylor, is isn't easy when you only have unfriendly talents to deal from, like Casey Mize, Yuki Matsui (who is incidentally battling a case of vertigo), and David Morgan.


• The Angels were looking for another starting pitcher before Reid Detmers suffered his case of excessive glass cleaners, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Hunter Brown or Pete Fairbanks, but GM Perry Minasian went out and scouted Victor Mederos, and Enyel De Los Santos is also a possibility.

disappointed

holy cow

let the players come

and go

for
kindness will not make
the Dodgers
disappointed

says
Brandon Gomes about a philosophy of building a team

(and
when i say i have none replies)

don't cry you may take mine
for losing's less than
concealing (but winning is more than
tangerines)

 

 

 

 

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