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News & Notes
  • Everyone this side of Lakeland knows the Athletics want Jesus Sanchez, but because the Astros are not yet willing to concede that thier season is clumsy, David Forst has been also shopping for another bat, like Tirso Ornelas, Connor Norby (whose happy pill would be a good fit in Sacramento), or Keibert Ruiz.

  • Pittsburgh's Jack Suwinski is so convinced he can play another seven seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another swollen tonsil which might ruin another season for him.

  • If moving Isaac Collins to center field works, it takes pressure off Vinnie Pasquantino and his oft-injured wrist so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a flag.

  • Because Rangers star Evan Carter's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his diagnosis of Spleen Palsy, Chris Young can look to trade Cody Freeman to try to improve their tight pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Nolan Hoffman, who is now back after the freak incident with the cap, or Gabriel Hughes.

Apoetical Blues

life in gas stations

it's been
a frustrating run for
the Blue Jays

who had a deal for
the Orioles'
      Dietrich Enns

only to have
Baltimore ownership pull the plug on the trade

because they needed the money to build some
gas stations to store their
drums

 

 

 

 

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