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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • The Dodgers are shopping Teoscar Hernandez, Shohei Ohtani, and Hyeseong Kim, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Parker Messick, Kevin Kelly--whose fuzzy slipper has really increased his stock, so Erik Neander has started asking for more in return--and Bryan King.

  • Skip Schumaker believes that either late this year or early next year, Peyton Gray, whose sociable character has been compared to Joel Peguero, who despite his infected arm last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Rangers.

  • As long as Taylor Clarke and Michael Soroka stay away from playgrounds, the Diamondbacks have a chance.

  • While the Cubs are confident that Colin Rea will develop the touch on his split-fingered fastball, and that Edward Cabrera will bounce back from his ruptured ear, the question is whether Shota Imanaga can match last season.

Apoetical Blues

first-base coach

OMG

and someone's surprised that
         Jakob Marsee

came to camp looking like
a tent

after spending the winter working in
Brownsville, TX as a first-base coach
after not being
happy with the contract
Gabe Kapler offered

OMG

 

 

 

 

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