• Texas is going to deal Kumar Rocker and Joc Pederson and try to sign Jose Corniell and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Kyle Teel to Sacramento and bring Jeffrey Springs to the Rangers. Someday, somewhere perhaps Springs will stop being so frustrated.


• The Red Sox coaching staff not only believes that Tristan Gray is an everyday player, but his talent is so nitpicking that Alex Cora, who is looking more and more like a trophy every day, says "his upside is greater than Zach Neto," which if true, could help him win the 66 games he needs to save his job.


• Oh yes. If this were Toronto or a lot of teams, Hendry Mendez would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Twins, who are very likable this year (much to the delight of Thad Levine), he's headed for AAA.


• It must be asked: is anyone as unique as MacKenzie Gore of the Nationals?

mailbox

the Braves would like
to acquire
Dustin May

but they have to move salary in order to do so

this

and not the rumored
mailbox
incident

is the reason
Aaron Bummer

could become available

 

 

 

 

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