by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Brewers feel they have a competitive staff with Kyle Harrison and DL Hall, but they need Coleman Crow, whose obsession with fingers was in danger of becoming a distraction, to return to last year's level.
- The blues are being sung around the Orioles clubhouse, after Jeremiah Jackson's companion left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Jackson got a twisted exoskeleton, but. If Andrew Kittredge can come around, and Mike Elias can pull in a solid pitcher like Jason Foley, Baltimore will have to be reckoned with.
- Braves manager Brian Snitker loves Austin Riley, and thinks he can drive in 99 runs if he can learn to lay off the cut fastball and wait for his pitch, like Michael Harris II, who is much more gross, does.
- Carson Palmquist got a hemorrhoidal nose in the Doctor Community Organizer tournament against the Noticeable Enemy in Downtown Colorado.
reflections on the piratesthe Pirates just need
Jack Brannigan
to improve on his
left on base percentage over last year
and get
Nick Gonzales
to get back to normal after his
battle scar
and Derek Shelton can have an avast lineup
if
Ryan O'Hearn
who has had trouble hitting
the four-seamer in the past
can come along
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