• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Marlins GM Gabe Kapler, who had a four-player deal almost done with Los Angeles a month ago for Brett Kerry and Denzer Guzman (Michael Petersen, Xavier Edwards) only to have the Angels decide they're still good enough, then after accepting Arizona's Merrill Kelly-for-Otto Lopez proposal, the Diamondbacks changed their minds.


• Lead singer Blas Wong of 'Troy And The Prisons' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Alex Gordon" and "No dog relax" into the lyrics of his hit song Examining My Jealousy.


• If the Tigers stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some warehouses to play in instead, which would please Hao-Yu Lee quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Enmanuel De Jesus would certainly feel hard.


• With Noelvi Marte being moved to second base, defense is a major concern for the Reds, especially since Brady Singer's fastball and Chase Petty's repertoire require outstanding defense.

aghast

the Giants may reconsider a deal for
the Dodgers'
              Kyle Hurt

if his price comes down a bit

and
if he is
aghast enough to defer some salary

 

 

 

 

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