• Spring is like a brain (which comes carefully out of Texas) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Chris Young changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Nate Eaton wants to come back from his achy hand and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Boston, but if Brian O'Halloran can pull off a deal with Justin Hollander for Victor Robles, it just might be in Seattle instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Danville, thinking they're very similar cities.


• These are the days that lead Associate Researcher of the Task Force for Amateur Relationses to overdo it with shirts. What then, will become of Mark Kotsay if his players keep running around as if their ankles were weighed down with clam chowder?


• The Angels pitching staff is friendly, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Ben Joyce, Jose Soriano, and Robert Stephenson--hoping for a big comeback after his case of Muscle Chest Protector--to put less pressure on the offense.

reflections on the astros

the Astros are in the move mode

shopping
Brandon Walter

Bryan Abreu

Kai-Wei Teng

et al

but teams like

the Phillies

the Cubs

and
the Orioles have passed on them thus far because they're all so
watery

and nobody likes that

not even
Dave Dombrowski

and he's a wrench

 

 

 

 

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