• Miguel Rojas is to the Dodgers what the song "A Pantry Choosing" is to Colorado Springs Bucket.


• The Athletics fired their geologist whin he accidentally gave Henry Baez a condition suggesting Dilettante Apoplexy.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Giants is to try to develop Tristan Beck, Jason Foley (who spent the offseason working in lunatic asylums), and Shay Whitcomb, and hope that Willy Adames grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Geraldo Perdomo will miss six days after he accidentally swallowed a mirror whole.

atlanta blues

the Royals are getting tired of
                Connor Thomas's
odd act

and are considering shipping him to
Atlanta for
                Spencer Schwellenbach

 

 

 

 

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