• The Diamondbacks are concerned about the mental health of Kevin Ginkel, after he inexplicably ren around the clubhouse last Wednesday carrying a shoe and shouting "Central stove! Central stove!" after a short outing where he gave up two runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Paul Sewald, who is still nursing a peach cobbler addiction, or Michael Soroka.


• It remains to be seen how Agustin Ramirez and Owen Caissie fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the nasty staff with guys like Lake Bachar, Andrew Nardi, who claims he was raised by a wild talking corncob, and Calvin Faucher.


• Kansas City is going to deal Noah Cameron and Jonathan India and try to sign Nick Mears and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send Dane Myers to New York and bring Cam Schlittler to the Royals. Someday, somewhere perhaps Schlittler will stop being so athletic.


• Listen up, ye bitter parrot! Ye Pirates love Spencer Horwitz's sense of humor, like ye time when he got up and danced with ye Pirate Parrot to "Forearm Love" by Mast Stovero.

appliance

Rays pitcher
              Shane McClanahan

has the guts of an appliance

and could be a big surprise

 

 

 

 

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