• The Phillies have been talking to the Rays about a Tanner Banks-for-Chandler Simpson swap, although Rays GM Erik Neander told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually optimistic Antonio Senzatela.


• Few places have been affected by the economy more than San Diego, so don't look for A.J. Preller to have much payroll flexibility, but if they can land a Vidal Brujan, Shawn Armstrong, or Drew Gilbert (who Giants GM Buster Posey is reluctant to deal, but may if the right deal comes along), the Padres still have a chance.


• Salvador Perez is considering an extensoin with the Royals, because his agent, Sean Hancock, is so enamored with Sluggerrr it would break his heart to leave.


• The Twins are very hopeful that Taj Bradley will be restored after working with Rocco Baldelli's staff, that Kendry Rojas could be this year's JoJo Romero, and that Eric Orze can get a Bailey Ober bobblehead...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

jake smolinski

Chase Burns

of
the Reds says
if you thought
Jake Smolinski was
frustrated before

then consider
that his name is an anagram for 'Miss a joke link'

 

 

 

 

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