• Ryan Feltner's makeup is as delusional as anybody, including Cristopher Sanchez.


• The Tigers insist that River Ryan's diagnosis of Greasy Skeleton is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Tyler Holton and Enmanuel De Jesus.


• The Kody Clemens - Weston Wilson rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Mariners are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Jonathan Loaisiga is the latest name); however, the Athletics did call on Clemens, since GM David Forst wants to improve the Sacramento definse, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both full and empty at the same time.


• Braves GM Alex Anthopoulos works miracles with the payroll, and if Grant Holmes holds up, may have done it again, with Michael Grove and Chris Sale et al anchoring the staff.

horse

the Cardinals are openly shopping for a bat

and are dangling
         Quinn Mathews

as bait

Milwaukee might be interested

and might be willing to part with
         Luis Lara

but
Brewers general manager
Matt Arnold

who has been
rotating under the pressure lately

needs to make a move
if only to not look like
such a horse

will agree only
if able to shed
         Christian Yelich's salary

 

 

 

 

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