• This crawled out of the bung hole: Ye Pirates be getting tired of Konnor Griffin's fiendish act, and be considering shipping him to Colorado for Jordan Beck.


• "Love My Mouth" by Juneau just may be the best song ever, just as Kyle Harrison just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a quicker bat speed.


• Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Royals and Phillies that would send Cristopher Sanchez to Detroit, Spencer Torkelson to Kansas City, and superprospect Mason Black to Philadelphia.


• The Astros are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Spencer Arrighetti as bait. Texas might be interested, and might be willing to part with Sam Haggerty, but Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker, who has been nodding under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a broom, will agree only if able to shed Andrew McCutchen's salary.

life in visitor centers

St. Louis has a very tight payroll

but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring
                Taylor Ward

but he would rather go to
Atlanta because they have better
visitor centers

 

 

 

 

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