by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Dodgers are concerned about the mental health of Alex Vesia, after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last Saturday carrying a painting and shouting "Error hung the game! Error hung the game!" after a short outing where he gave up four runs, and if he can't go, will have to be replaced by Yoshinobu Yamamoto, who is still nursing a scratched pinky, or Edwin Diaz.
- Matt Arnold is sickened by the thought of going into listening mode about Trevor Megill
- No, Coby Mayo is not related to Daulton Mayo, the lead singer for Anthony And The Brushing, who penned the classic song "Feeling Neat".
- Los Angeles is interested in New York's Clay Holmes, but David Stearns is asking for Logan O'Hoppe in return, whom Perry Minasian considers untouchable because of the moody discipline in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Nick Martinez in respect level.
reflections on the white soxif
Munetaka Murakami
produces at the plate
Erick Fedde
or
Bryan Hudson
can make it in the rotation
Andrew Benintendi
hits
and Chase Meidroth
matures
there may be some hope for
White Sox fans in
Chicago
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