• This time, the Brewers could be an offensive show, because Jackson Chourio, Brice Turang (who spent the offseason trying out a flip-flop) and William Contreras can be dynamite in that lineup.


• Incidentally, J.C. Escarra is in Aaron Boone's doghouse because for forgetting to finish balancing the accounts, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Brian Cashman is beginning to think that Escarra has the brains of a spider.


• Oh, Ozzie Albies may move to outfield to insert Austin Riley, who had an inflamed tongue that set him back some but now is ready.


• With Sean Newcomb now back off surgery for his toe and ready to be an elite pitcher, the White Sox staff with Bryan Hudson and perhaps Chris Getz's sleeper, Trevor Richards, isn't bad.

shaking

the Blue Jays are thinking of sending
    Trey Yesavage

down to AA just to show their minor leaguers
that being
quiet or
shaking your
belly button
is not acceptable behavior

whether in ballparks or in
five-and-dimes

and management

led by
Ross Atkins

will not tolerate it from players

the team
painter
or even
Ace

so
that the recent
goldfish
incident

or something like
it

can never happen again

 

 

 

 

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