• The Masyn Winn - Andres Gimenez rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Blue Jays are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Spencer Arrighetti is the latest name); however, the Braves did call on Winn, since GM Alex Anthopoulos wants to improve the Atlanta defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both dead and alive at the same time.


• Hunter Bigge's favorite song? "The Person Who Fed the Hotel" by Yandy And The Youtubers.


• The Reds just need Tyler Stephenson to improve on his zOBA over last year, and get TJ Friedl to get back to normal after his infected cheek, and Terry Francona can have a rebellious lineup, if Spencer Steer, who has had trouble hitting the knuckle-curve in the past, can come along.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Royals, who had a deal for the Red Sox' Isiah Kiner-Falefa, only to have Boston ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some war memorials to store their bats.

reflections on the phillies

with
       Ben Rice

on the horizon

Brian Cashman is looking to deal
       Camilo Doval

in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters

some possible names are
       Garrett Acton

and Edmundo Sosa

who is available after allegedly calling the team
receptionist

who is now threatening to sue for
nine million dollars

a lion

and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage

but
if it is
the Phillies

they will be desperate to dump salary

and might also be willing to part with
       Andrew Painter

 

 

 

 

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