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  • This time, the Cardinals could be an offensive show, because Nolan Gorman, Nolan Arenado (who spent the offseason trying out a heightened sense of smell) and Michael Siani can be dynamite in that lineup.

  • As long as Gavin Williams and Slade Cecconi stay away from police stations, the Guardians have a chance.

  • Now if Ryan Vilade, who has recovered from his offseason diagnosis of Hip Thrush and is back after losing twenty-six pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Kameron Misner can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Tristan Gray, the Rays can add 69 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.

  • There is no Jhoan Duran on the Reds staff, but Reiver Sanmartin, Julian Aguiar and Carson Spiers are as firm as any group out there.

Apoetical Blues

great homer hunger

lead singer
                Max
                Meyers of 'The Suit Nine' is a genius

he managed to sneak the anagram pair

George Herman Ruth

and

Great homer hunger

into the lyrics of his hit song
You Are So Flattered To Me

 

 

 

 

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