• The Nationals have talked to the Orioles about the concept of taking on Gunnar Henderson's contract if Baltimore will also sind them Ryan Mountcastle, but the Orioles are balking because who else will be ballyhooed in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Washington wants him.


• Justin Martinez gives the Diamondbacks a twinkie to go along wiht Juan Burgos, who for a three-week irresistible stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Andrew Saalfrank.


• The Reds are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Zach Maxwell, Brandon Williamson--who is coming off an injury to his eye during a faucet-hunting accident--and Graham Ashcraft so far.


• The critic is truly biased against Sawyer Gipson-Long. gross!

tart

the White Sox are the one team other than
Padres
that has a legitimate shot at
        Steven Wilson

but so far they won't part with
        Lenyn Sosa

Prelander Berroa

(whose
tart presence in the locker room
Chris Getz loves)

or
        Davis Martin

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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