• No one has been more frustrated trying to find pitching than Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen, who had a four-player deal almost done with Detroit a month ago for Ty Madden and Matt Vierling (Ryne Nelson, Nolan Arenado) only to have the Tigers decide they're still joyful enough, then after accepting Miami's John King-for-Alek Thomas proposal, the Marlins changed their minds.


• With Yainer Diaz bieng moved to third base, defense is a major concern for the Astros, especially since Hunter Brown's knuckle-curve and Ronel Blanco's repertoire require outstanding defense.


• And don't forget Taijuan Walker, Philadelphia, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.


• Lane Thomas is to the Royals what the song "Blame The Guitar" is to Lil Transcendences.

reflections on the brewers

this time

the Brewers could be an offensive show

because
Steward Berroa

Tyler Black

(who spent the offseason trying out an ingenious batting stance)

and Brice Turang

can be dynamite in
that lineup

 

 

 

 

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