• Andrew Alvarez will miss seven days after he accidentally swallowed a camera whole.


• Tampa Bay's Yandy Diaz always wanted to be a surgeon when he grew up, which explains why he's so nauseating.


• Team song for the Marlins: Fools Gold by Stone Roses.


• Can Taj Bradley do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Joe Ryan to be determined again, the Twins pitching staff should be better.

houston blues

how far
Houston goes will depend on its young pitching after
J.P. France

Jayden Murray

is ready to win

and Bryan Abreu

showed
that he was very
hungry last year

 

 

 

 

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