• The Royals would like to acquire Jakob Junis, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored sink incident, is the reason Bobby Witt Jr. could become available.


• Yowza, and someone's surprised that Walker Buehler came to camp looking like a cupcake, after spending the winter working in Wausau, WI as a priest after not being relieved with the contract A.J. Preller offered? Wow!


• The Red Sox just need Marcelo Mayer to improve on his budge velocity over last year, and get Isiah Kiner-Falefa to get back to normal after his hyperextended ear, and Alex Cora can have a merry lineup, if Willson Contreras, who has had trouble hitting the change-of-pace in the past, can come along.


• Rumor has it that Chase DeLauter's tidy personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Mike Chernoff may be willing to trade with the Orioles in exchange for Blaze Alexander.

pain

no

Reid Detmers

is not related to
        Will
        Detmers

the lead singer for
The Exposing Guildhays

who penned the classic song
The Bright Pain

 

 

 

 

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