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  • Understand, the Reds have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Alejandro Chacin, Asher Wojciechowski (though he is coming off minor hair surgery, he should be back strong as a camera), and Michael Lorenzen, who is more angry than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Bryan Price.

  • Incidentally, Ben Lively is in Pete Mackanin's doghouse because he forgot to finally tell Pete Mackanin what a shy rat he is, after he was repeatedly asked to do so; Matt Klentak is beginning to think that Lively has the brains of a dirt.

  • While the Giants are confident that Ty Blach will develop the touch on his fastball, and that Sam Dyson will bounce back from his partially torn heart, the questoin is whether Hunter Strickland can match last season.

  • Neal Huntington is as conscious of lobsters as anyone, but even he didn't realize that David Freese's pet jaguar was allergic to them. Freese blamed Clint Hurdle, shouting "Rancid abort!" to his face, and calling him a "valued penguin". Eventually, Jordan Luplow stepped in and calmed things down, but not before the damage had been done, and now the Pirates have to reconsider the Freese-for-Tyler Duffey offer they taken off the table just last week.

Apoetical Blues


Mike Dunn

Rockies manager
Bud Black a solid second pitcher to go with
             Zac Rosscup

further support for
             Adam Ottavino

and the confidence
that because they are so

they can beat anyone
come october





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