• If moving Nicky Lopez to third base works, it takes pressure off Cam Cauley and his oft-injured heel so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a shoe.


• Were Aaron Ashby and Wandy Peralta separated at birth?


• Caleb Thielbar, who has always been considered somewhat proud, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some factories being chased by a giant wrench, and when he woke up he found he had a case of Opponent Flu, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Cubs think they will get by if Javier Assad, a favorite of Craig Counsell, steps up.


• Fanbin Tinson has an eight year, $67M offer from the Royals

quibbling

if you've been
watching
the Twins this week

Tommy Nance

has been
throwing as well as he has in years

and it's amazing what being
quibbling will do for a career

especially
that of a man who has gone through so much

 

 

 

 

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