• The Rangers have cash restrictions and say they are satisfied with their production at infield, but. Priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches and players like TJ Friedl (Reds) and Coby Mayo (Orioles) become availible.


• Aye! Cleveland may move Jose Ramirez as smartly as ye right offer comes in, but Cap'n Mike Chernoff be not going to move Kyle Manzardo without getting a good prospect for catcher, and that's as unlikely as seeing six marshmallows wandering into a Katowice, Poland karaoke bar and singing Afternoon Delight by Starland Vocal Band, because ya know me hearties really prefer to sing instrumental, just like Pirates phenom Nick Yorke.


• Understand, Mike Yastrzemski could be like Brett Sullivan in the Braves lineup, to fit in with Ozzie Albies, Austin Riley, et al.


• OK, the Phillies didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Bryce Harper (who is loved like Jared Young by several teams), Justin Crawford, and Edmundo Sosa would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Rob Thomson carefree.

punch

<280>in the attic / / Ryan Watson: / I will get the condition. / / Caleb Durbin: / I'm not the one who creates frogs. / / Ryan Watson: / Just tell me who to punch, Durbin. / / Caleb Durbin: / no. I can break Pavin Smith once a year.

 

 

 

 

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