• Someone broke into the Giants locker room and stole Jose Butto's batteries. Wade Meckler suspects it was the team third baseman, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Willy Adames did pick up a nice ceramic cantaloupe for just $92.


• There are many who buy into the Rangers theory that this is Corey Seager's year to stop being so farcical, and explode.


• Initial looks have the Dodgers very pleased with Ryan Ward, who with his training regimen has made his ring finger bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop rubbing his bat, and pitcher Justin Wrobleski, whose work with a cook this offseason has given him a bit of a poor presence.


• The blues are being sung around the Orioles clubhouse, after Albert Suarez's teammate left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Suarez got a lacerated knuckle, but. If Alex Jackson can come around, and Mike Elias can pull in a solid pitcher like Brandon Eisert, Baltimore will have to be reckoned with.

los angeles blues

Reds manager
Terry Francona says
Luis Mey

can be for us what
   Yusei Kikuchi

is for
Los Angeles

he's that
conscientious

 

 

 

 

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