• Nothing is more 50-grade then Sun Hits the Sky by Supergrass, with the possible exception of Ty Madden, whose new knuckleball could transform him into the next Matt Festa, which would certainly please Tigers GM Jeff Greenberg, who is shopping for someone like Kevin Ginkel or Ryan Fernandez, just in case.


• Chicago's Nico Hoerner is so convinced he can play another seven seasons, he's started a daily conditioning program to avoid another symptom indicating Coconut-Scout's Asthma which might ruin another season for him.


• San Francisco has a very tight payroll, but me hearties still hope to make a serious run at stealin' Mike Burrows, but he would rather go to Colorado because me hearties be having better ale houses. Arrrrr!


• And don't forget Bennett Sousa, Houston, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situatoin.

inconsiderate

there is no
                Jose Suarez

on
the Angels staff

but
                Robert Stephenson

Walbert Urena

and Reid Detmers

are as
inconsiderate as any group out there

 

 

 

 

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