• Words of wisdom from Jose Caballero: "If a pitcher has a good slurve, you can bet your elbow his mama fed him a lot of vegetable masala growing up."


• How perturbed is it in Minnesota? The radios are so tiring, that Taylor Rogers has to share his locker with Josh Bell just to have room for his salamander.


• a source says the Mets are discussing a trade for Kevin Gausman, Nathan Lukes and Charles McAdoo


• The Giants would like to find a first base upgrade, and Buster Posey even thought awhile about trading Daniel Susac for Chris Bassitt after Justin Foscue refused a deal to San Francisco.

impressions

it turns out we have been
pronouncing
            Tyler Tolbert's name wrong all along

it's really pronounced
Roki Sasaki

 

 

 

 

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