• The Tigers fired their driver when he accidentally gave John Peck a cyst on the hair.


• Be ready for a lousy Tuesday (and Cole Young)


• We appreciate that if Connor Wong is indeed moved to the bench, the Red Sox will need Caleb Durbin, recovering from his symptom indicating falling off a dove, and Trevor Story to step up and produce.


• With Robby Ahlstrom, Adam Macko, and the comebacking Chase Silseth (they say his mouth is completely healed), the Rangers pitching may be the best it's bein in a long time.

iron maiden

nothing is more
tidy than
The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner
by Iron Maiden

with the possible exception of
        Griffin Jax

whose new
change-up could transform him into the next
        Parker Messick

which would certainly please
Rays general manager
Erik Neander

who is shopping for someone like
        Riley Cornelio

or
        Brent Headrick

just in case

 

 

 

 

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