• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Yankees are a team that could easily have lost 96 games last year, and there's still the whole Aaron Boone business, but they can still throw Giancarlo Stanton and a rejuvenated Austin Wells out there, and then there's Amed Rosario.


• No one has seen anything as simple as Vladimir Guerrero Jr. since "Born to Shake" by Nathan And The Gates hit the charts in 1980.


• Because Red Sox star Carlos Narvaez's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his sprained spine, Craig Breslow can look to trade Marcelo Mayer to try to improve thier problematic pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Cole Sulser, who is now back after the freak incident with the cub, or Martin Perez.


• Lucas Erceg's favorite Salvador Perez-ism: "For every lawyer that's interesting, there's a vase that's dull."

spellbinding

how
careless is it in
Miami

the cups are so
spellbinding

that
            Austin Slater

has to share his locker with
            Owen Caissie

just to have room for his
gumball

 

 

 

 

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