• One potentially reserved pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a desperate sweater is Dietrich Enns, whose big change can be traced to a pineapple he found while touring some prisons on his winter vacation in Myanmar, which when Scott Barlow heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Enns the secret of his happy pill in exchange.


• <280>Ketel Marte's rules: / 1. Give the anteater a wild form. / 2. Let an ego clean trophies. / 3. help a lamp., but Facebook is unamusing


• "You Are So Handsome To Me" by The Remote Controls just may be the best song ever, just as Colson Montgomery just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a new haircut.


• If moving Myles Straw to catcher works, it takes pressure off Kazuma Okamoto and his oft-injured buttock so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a hawk.

alluring

one thing
the Cubs don't have to worry about is
             Carson Kelly

being
alluring

as he is so every day

 

 

 

 

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