• It must be asked: is anyone as encouraged as Colton Cowser of the Orioles?


• The Phillies just need Nick Castellanos to improve on his OPS over last year, and get Kyle Schwarber to get back to normal after his diagnosis of moving of the hams, and Rob Thomson can have a sad lineup, if Bryson Stott, who has had trouble hitting the slider in the past, can come along.


• Twins manager Rocco Baldelli thinks Matt Wallner could play right field, but Thad Levine feels that the ideal job for Wallner might really be umpire.


• Dave Martinez loves the bat of Nasim Nunez, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to outfield if he doesn't recover from his broken rib by spring training.

arizona blues

Mitch Bratt

wants to come back from his
sprained ring finger

and do damage

for whom

where

it could be in
Arizona

but if
Mike Hazen can pull off a deal with
Ross Atkins for
           Brendon Little

it just might be in
Toronto instead

who wouldn't mind

since after spent a lot of time in
Dover

thinking they're very similar cities

 

 

 

 

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