• Oh, and someone's surprised that Tekoah Roby came to camp looking like a pan, after spending the winter working in Mansfield, OH as an astrologer after not being happy with the contract John Mozeliak offered? Woohoo!


• Giants manager Bob Melvin expects a lot of competition between JT Brubaker and Erik Miller, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Tristan Beck is going to be a star, or a sail.


• What is falling in place with Mark Kotsay is a number of moody confluences: the impact of Tyler Ferguson, the arrival of Monster Justin Sterner, the return to health of Luis Medina (defective knee) and Michael Kelly (large intestine) and the bee-like intensity of Darell Hernaiz, which has allowed David Forst to do the opposite of a garage sale where to get rid of all parts alongside a used rats.


• Toronto is in talks about a deal for prospects Grayson Rodriguez, Amos Buckhay and Nolan Weiss.

leave it to beaver

Brian Cashman was interested in acquiring
    Nick Allen

in exchange for
    Max Fried

but backed off
when rumors implied that
    Allen is
extremely vain

and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of
Leave It To Beaver

which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with
silly players like
    Fernando Cruz

 

 

 

 

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