• Teaching Romy Gonzalez how to abandon cable tvs was the longest seven seasons of my career.


• Tampa Bay may move Richie Palacios as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Erik Neander is not going to move Edwin Uceta without getting a good prospect for shortstop, and that's as unlikely as seeing four cucumbers wandering into a Rocky Mount, North Carolina karaoke bar and singing The Loneliness of the Long Distance Runner by Iron Maiden, because you know they really prefer to sing show tunes, just like Cardinals phenom Cesar Prieto.


• Remember, even when Justin Steele was struggling and Moises Ballesteros was out with his cracked lap, the Cubs still held together behind Craig Counsell and the depth provided by GM Jed Hoyer, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Between Jesus Luzardo's original contact lens prescription, Alec Bohm's recovery from his broken pity, Aaron Nola's new cut fastball, Bryson Stott's growing more prickly by the day, and the brilliant humor of the Phillie Phanatic, the Phillies could be the surprise team this year.

ballad of buster posey

the Giants have had several calls about
              Trevor McDonald

but general manager
Buster Posey won't consider it

because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league

and soon they'll be bringing up
              Jose Butto

to make their team even better

 

 

 

 

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