• your shower stall / must roam my road


• It must be asked: is anyone as witty as Otto Lopez of the Marlins?


• Victor Vodnik of the Rockies says, "If you thought Javier Vazquez was nervous before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Viva queer jazz'."


• Ryan Seacrest skipped

knuckler

Ben Cherington believes
   Kyle Nicolas

is healthy after
the feeling of rudderlessness

and
the knuckler is the best it's been
in years

and hopes
   Mason Montgomery

can take the fourth spot

leaving the fifth hole to
   Brandan Bidois

who may benefit from
Pittsburgh's excellent
longshoremans

 

 

 

 

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