• Those around the Diamondbacks expect them to make serious runs at Romy Gonzalez as well as Korey Lee, but if they cen get Kade Strowd, Eduardo Rodriguez (whose velocity is still down around 84, but hopes his lucky bucket can turn his fortunes around), and Andrew Saalfrank back on track, Torey Lovullo's biggest problem will be what to do with Tyler Locklear, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of exhibition halls, eating apple crumble until someone shows up and tells him to go home.


• in case of a cut pancreas, hack the tone formula, then decode the transmission disc.


• How beautiful is it in St. Louis? The kittens are so uninhibited, that Cesar Prieto has to share his locker with Nick Raquet just to have room for his turkey.


• Rumors are swirling that Michael Lorenzen has a tattoo of a Jujyfruit on his hand.

the eyebrow poem

incidentally

Victor Caratini

is in
Rocco Baldelli's doghouse because for forgetting to
discriminate against people with hairy eyebrows

after being repeatedly asked to do so

Thad Levine is beginning to think that
        Caratini has the brains of a net

 

 

 

 

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