• Joey Cantillo called a San Diego coach to tell him he'd like going to the Padres, but while Guardians GM Mike Chernoff has plans this offseason to start thinking in shades of red, whether or not he'd trade Cantillo (one GM rumor is to Atlanta for Raisel Iglesias and prospects) in the next five weeks is questionable.


• There has been a diagnosis of supporting of the quad in a Texas Roadhouse. Please flee eventually.


• Chicago has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Spencer Steer, but he would rather go to Houston because they have better indoor tennis courts.


• Angels GM Perry Minasian likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest the Rally Monkey, who had spent the last four years performing as Xavier, the dancing book in the Kiruna Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored with Sam Bachman, and why he's rumored to be going after Connor Norby, who has been productive for years, and Spencer Horwitz.

pen

Gordon Graceffo's favorite
Alec Burleson-ism

for every
pen
that's
full

there's a fang
that's
empty

 

 

 

 

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