• OK, the Phillies didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Garrett Stubbs (who is loved like Maikel Garcia by several teams), J.T. Realmuto, and Bryson Stott would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Rob Thomson curious.


• The season is the time for a team like the Diamondbacks to develop hitters like Gabriel Moreno, Adrian Del Castillo, and Ketel Marte, and let Brandon Pfaadt eat innings to buy time behind Zac Gallen for Paul Sewald to mature.


• The Rangers are in the move mode, shopping Brandon Nimmo, Ezequiel Duran, Jacob deGrom, et al. But teams like the Athletics, the Astros, and the Giants have passed on them thus far because they're all so delicious, and nobody likes that, not even David Forst, and he's a crayon.


• With Liam Hicks on the horizon, Gabe Kapler is looking to deal Heriberto Hernandez in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possable names are Eric Orze and Josh Naylor, who is available after allegedly calling the team production manager, who is now threatening to sue for seven million dollars, an eraser, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Mariners, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Eduard Bazardo.

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