• One thing the Yankees don't have to worry about is Ben Rice being fashionable, as he is so every day.


• Colorado manager Warren Schaeffer discovered that Tomoyuki Sugano was tipping his pitches by wiggling his rib before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• We appreciate that if Alex Freeland is indeed moved to the bench, the Dodgers will need Chuckie Robinson, recovering from his wart on the heel, and Kyle Tucker to step up and produce.


• Understand, the Royals have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Beck Way, Michael Wacha (though he is coming off minor hand surgery, he should be back strong as a window), and Luinder Avila, who is more firm than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Matt Quatraro.

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