• someone stole Bryce Harper's lucky microphones, and Kyle Schwarber suspects it was the team public address announcer, but has no proof.


• Cubs manager Craig Counsell loves Daniel Palencia, the son of an expert, whose two-seamer is something special.


• What's the opposite of a talent?


• The Astros still have Christian Walker, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting repugnant.

reflections on the red sox

the Red Sox can be a much more
dumb team

if the experience matures them

if
       Masataka Yoshida

becomes productive

Nick Sogard

gets a rabbit foot

and several other players return to their old levels

Mickey Gasper

had a hyperextended hand all season

but kept his mouth shut

 

 

 

 

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