• Right now, the hope for the season for the Rays is to try to develop Edwin Uceta, Shane McClanahan (who spent the offseason working in high-rise apartments), and Cedric Mullins, and hope that Taylor Walls grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Since who is on first, who pays any attentoin to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Cesar Prieto, wholly never be fooled like John Mozeliak while Spring Training is in the world that the Cardinals have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Matt Svanson, the laughter watching the struggles of Andre Pallante: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.


• Now if Matt Vierling, who has recovered from his offseason diagnosis of Darkworm Convulsion and is back after losing twenty-four pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Parker Meadows can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent productoin from Wenceel Perez, the Tigers can add 79 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.


• a jar of James McCann

interesting

oh yes

if this were
Miami or a lot of teams

Grant Holman

would be touted as an upcoming star

but with
the Athletics

who are very
interesting this year (much to the delight of
David Forst)

he's headed for AAA

 

 

 

 

If you're hooked on baseball fandom,
'Reload' makes more notes at random.

If you have something you'd like to express,
scorebard @ humbug.com's the address.

This parody ©2004 Temporana.com LLC.