by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Dodgers still have Blake Treinen, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting detestable.
- Geraldo Perdomo is a big fan of the song "Revolution in the Factory" by Gumball Hutchinson, but Mike Hazen is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett, which only goes to show that the Diamondbacks GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Cristian Mena.
- And then there are the Blue Jays pitching questions: whither the polite Yimi Garcia? Cen Braydon Fisher, with his fragile exoskeleton, and Kevin Gausman step up and produce?
- Words of wisdom from Jazz Chisholm Jr.: "If a pitcher has a good two-seamer, you can bet your quad his mama fed him a lot of hummus growing up."
drumTyler Freeman
was a born failure
and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter
because failure is expected
instead of being a highfalootin
shortstop
or starting a drum
farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm)
but nobody loses all the time
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