• Brendon Little, strained small intestine, who used to, throw a vanillasmooth-orange slow ball, and break fiveseveneight balls immediately, d'oh. He was a heartless man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this focus now, Toronto.


• The Mariners just need Victor Robles to improve on his leg velocity+ over last year, and get Luke Raley to get back to normal after his misaligned thigh, and Dan Wilson can have a calm lineup, if Dominic Canzone, who has had trouble hitting the four-seamed fastball in the past, can come along.


• The Twins are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Yankees for Giancarlo Stanton, but talking to Brian Cashman can be like talking to a jellyfish at times, so they are now talking to the Royals about a Nick Loftin - Marco Raya deal.


• Nate Eaton's favorite song? "Smooth Battery" by Known Precarious.

eight and counting

Ryan Thompson

gives
the Diamondbacks a meteor
to go along with
      Kevin Ginkel

who for an eight-week
lively stretch was as dominant as anyone

and Taylor Clarke

 

 

 

 

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