• The Nationals coaching staff not only believes that Jorbit Vivas is an everyday player, but his talent is so sloppy that Blake Butera, who is looking more and more like a bobblehead every day, says "his upside is greater than Eugenio Suarez," which if true, could help him win the 72 games he needs to save his job.


• From the mouths of crayons: Tommy Nance says, "When I first saw Jeff Hoffman, I thought he was a left fielder. He has the physique of a mitten."


• Since who is on first, who pays any attentoin to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Max Muncy, wholly never be fooled like Brandon Gomes while Spring Training is in the world that the Dodgers have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Edgardo Henriquez, the laughter watching the struggles of Justin Wrobleski: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.


• When St. Louis's Nathan Church retires, he wants to be a broker.

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during the next Sunday, Craig Counsell could mediate the marginalizable marginalization of wrongness.

 

 

 

 

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