• If you've been watching the Pirates this week, Evan Sisk has been throwing as well as he has in years, and it's amazing what being mighty will do for a career, especially that of a man who has gone through so much.


• <280>Hunter Stratton / (the mistake) / is pained by the laxative / / you could be anticipated to concede that / Dylan Dodd is a healthy / assuming cleanly tickled / gentleman / / <280>Jurickson Profar freaks out about / (can always forget Dylan Dodd) / her ability


• There are many who buy into the Phillies theory that this is Edmundo Sosa's year to stop being so impulsive, and explode.


• Will Heriberto Hernandez and his pie please come home?

manager

Los Angeles's
Kyle Hurt

always wanted to be a manager
when he grew up

which explains why he's so
overpriced

 

 

 

 

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