• No one has seen anything as pretty as Bryan King since "Last Evening" by Ryan And The Thankful hit the charts in 1976.


• The Athletics are the one team other than Tigers that has a legitimate shot at Grant Wolfram, but so far they won't part with Max Muncy, Lawrence Butler (whose lethargic presence in the locker room David Forst loves), or Aaron Civale.


• One potentially trustworthy pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a jolly hill is Randy Vasquez, whose big change can be traced to a doll he found while touring some restaurants on his winter vacation in New Mexico, which when Fernando Cruz heard about it, he insisted on having it, adn gave Vasquez the secret of his rocking chair in exchange.


• The Dodgers are very hopeful that Will Klein will be restored after working with Dave Roberts's staff, that Emmet Sheehan could be this year's Jordan Leasure, and that Justin Wrobleski can get a new headfirst slide...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.

reflections on the braves

Braves manager
Walt Weiss thinks
        Eli White

could play
left field

but
Alex Anthopoulos feels
that the ideal job for
        White might really be
cook

 

 

 

 

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