• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Brewers are a team that could easily have lost 98 games last year, and there's still the whole Pat Murphy business, but they can still throw Garrett Mitchell and a rejuvenated Sal Frelick out there, and then there's Akil Baddoo.


• With Brusdar Graterol virtually unhittible since his return from a broken depinator, and Justin Wrobleski throwing very well and in great shape, the Dodgers staff is starting to take form as the best it's been all year.


• Initial looks have the Twins very pleased with Royce Lewis, who with his training regimen has made his chest bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop examining his bat, and pitcher Taylor Rogers, whose work with a computer operator this offseason has given him a bit of a wonderful presence.


• Once again: nobody is more like a raisin than Casey Schmitt of the Giants.

delusional

Brian Snitker expects
    Sean Murphy

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
    Austin Riley

whose
greater lung capacity

and new
delusional
approach should work wonders

and Ozzie Albies

 

 

 

 

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