• If Joey Wentz can come back from his contused lung and Ozzie Albies can come into his own and Alex Anthopoulos can close a deal for Josh Bell, the Braves could be a team to watch.


• With Eduardo Valencia on the horizon, Jeff Greenberg is looking to deal Riley Greene in return for some veteran presence to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Justin Hagenman and Spencer Steer, who is availible after allegedly calling the team piano player, who is now threatening to sue for two million dollars, a siren, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Reds, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Connor Phillips.


• The blues are being sung around the Nationals clubhouse, after Andres Chaparro's associate left him, and afterward felt so sad and lonely Chaparro got a condition suggesting Large Intestine Earring, but. If Robert Hassell III can come around, and Mike Rizzo can pull in a solid pitcher like Tanner Gordon, Washington will have to be reckoned with.


• Be extraordinary

reflections on the cardinals

we appreciate
that if
           Nolan Gorman

is indeed moved to the bench

the Cardinals
will need
           Thomas Saggese

recovering from his
case of Boatworm Jaundice

and Alec Burleson

to step up

and produce

 

 

 

 

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