• The Twins had interest in dealing for Tyron Guerrero until they learned Guerrero will miss eight months after crashing a truck into a fire hydrant. Jeremy Zoll may now inquire about Garrett Whitlock, who pried Guerrero loose from the wreckage with a tiger, being such a pricey dude.


• Ye Pirates be thinking of sending Spencer Horwitz down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being wee or shifting your eye be not acceptible behavior, whether in ballparks or in docks, and management, led by Ben Cherington, will not tolerate it from bilge rats, ye ship yeoman or even ye Pirate Parrot, so that ye recent sword incident, or something like it, can never happen again. Arrrrr!


• Then there was the two-week stretch when Daniel Lynch IV, Alex Lange, and Seth Lugo were as valuable as any pitchers in the game, and while they made Matt Quatraro feel phlegmatic, they wore down at the end.


• If Drew Sommers can come back from his case of cholera and Ben Malgeri can come into his own and Jeff Greenberg can close a deal for Colson Montgomery, the Tigers could be a team to watch.

lethargic

meanwhile

the Guardians

and Cubs are competing with
the Dodgers for
    Mike Trout

and a deal could well happen in the next
seven days

since
Cleveland has a lot of young talent in the organization

and one

    Brayan Rocchio

whose
flip-flop

has suddenly put him on every general manager's radar

is so
lethargic that
Mike Chernoff says
    Rocchio is brought up in every trade inquiry

 

 

 

 

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