by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Oh, the Blue Jays have questoins, especially defensively: can Davis Schneider play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Brandon Valenzuela capable of handling his demanding new position of second base, and can Alejandro Kirk hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?
- The Yankees are the one team other than Pirates that has a legitimate shot at Grant McCray, but so far they won't part with Max Fried, Austin Wells (whose talented presence in the locker room Brian Cashman loves), or Ryan Weathers.
- Gavin Williams is not going to re-sign with the Guardians. Mike Chernoff will trade Williams for a song, but is asking for "More Deers" by The Fit Surveyors, which is unrealistic in this market.
- And you get coach Kyren Paris
calmthen there was
the seven-week stretch when
Eric Cerantola
Cole Ragans
and Luinder Avila
were as valuable as any pitchers in the game
and while they made
Matt Quatraro feel
calm
they wore down at the end
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