• Reds pitcher Brady Singer believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as placid as Hunter Gaddis within just five years.


• thwircpoinglchwacgliby


• The Rangers are shopping Corey Seager, Sam Haggerty, and Brandon Nimmo, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Colton Gordon, Jake Bird--whose guardian angel has really increased his stock, so Brian Cashman has started asking for more in return--and Yohan Ramirez.


• If Joey Wiemer wasn't such a mushy baseball player, he'd be working in IMAX theaters instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another nine years or so.

reflections on the rockies

understand

Ezequiel Tovar

could be like
Carlos Narvaez

in
the Rockies lineup

to fit in with
Ryan Ritter

Edouard Julien

et al

 

 

 

 

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