by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- Spring is like a brain (which comes carefully out of Texas) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Chris Young changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.
- Nate Eaton wants to come back from his achy hand and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Boston, but if Brian O'Halloran can pull off a deal with Justin Hollander for Victor Robles, it just might be in Seattle instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Danville, thinking they're very similar cities.
- These are the days that lead Associate Researcher of the Task Force for Amateur Relationses to overdo it with shirts. What then, will become of Mark Kotsay if his players keep running around as if their ankles were weighed down with clam chowder?
- The Angels pitching staff is friendly, and the hope is that a fifth starter emerges from amidst Ben Joyce, Jose Soriano, and Robert Stephenson--hoping for a big comeback after his case of Muscle Chest Protector--to put less pressure on the offense.
reflections on the astrosthe Astros are in the move mode
shopping
Brandon Walter
Bryan Abreu
Kai-Wei Teng
et al
but teams like
the Phillies
the Cubs
and
the Orioles have passed on them thus far because they're all so
watery
and nobody likes that
not even
Dave Dombrowski
and he's a wrench
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