• Those around the Blue Jays expect them to make serious runs at Brandon Marsh as well as Miguel Amaya, but if they can get Braydon Fisher, Yariel Rodriguez (whose velocity is still down around 67, but hopes his lucky sack can turn his fortunes around), and Kevin Gausman back on track, John Schneider's biggest problem will be what to do with Tyler Heineman, who is upset about the rumors, and has lately been seen staying up late at night, sitting in the doorways of Starbucks, eating sloppy joe until someone shows up and tells him to go home.


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Kohl Drake's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Grant Holman".


• I am eager for the new magazine article by Ovid in Reader's Digest about Warming Bernabel.


• Marlins manager Clayton McCullough is building with pitching with Andrew Nardi, Ryan Weathers (the erstwhile ambassador), and Tyler Phillips, and if they stick quickly, they could win 88 games.

the chest poem

the Astros are thinking of shifting
                Christian Walker

to another position

perhaps
first base

but
that could change if
                Jose Altuve

recovers from his
twisted chest more quickly
than expected

or if
                Jeremy Pena

can learn to hit a split-fingered fastball

which he is practicing to do off of
                Josh Hader

and Bryan Abreu

during batting practice

 

 

 

 

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