• Song to describe the Padres: Less Than Perfect by Culture Club.


• There are many who buy into the Orioles theory that this is Leody Taveras's year to stop being so warmhearted, and explode.


• Dodgers critics see that Andy Pages and Will Smith are only getting older, but Brandon Gomes knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Tommy Edman is healthy after the a bloody face, they can still score enough runs to win.


• And don't forget Tristan Beck, San Francisco, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situatoin.

the cheek poem

while
the Athletics are confident that
           Scott Barlow

will develop the touch on his
slider

and that
           Mason Barnett

will bounce back from his
fractured cheek

the question is whether
           Tyler Ferguson

can match last season

 

 

 

 

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