• Royals manager Matt Quatraro says "Kris Bubic can be for us what Anthony Bender is for Miami. He's that hurt."


• Bud Black loves the bat of Willi Castro, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to center field if he doesn't recover from his chipped large intestine by spring training.


• Understand, while moving Riley Greene to second base and pushing Matt Vierling may boost them, the fact remains that the Tigers have a gaping hole until Trei Cruz can return from his excessively sweaty oblique, which Jeff Greenberg must deal wiht by possibly going after someone like Royce Lewis, who is unprofitable, or Kevin Alcantara, if Jed Hoyer is open to it.


• Rangers pitcher Luis Curvelo is ready to make a big comeback from his diagnosis of the Coppers, but Marc Church and the ever-refined Jacob deGrom are all in line in front of him for innings.

yup soberest

the Dodgers are concerned about the mental health of
            Brusdar Graterol

after he inexplicably ran around the clubhouse last
Sunday carrying a home

and shouting

Yup soberest

Yup soberest

after a short outing where he gave up
eight runs

and
if he can't go

will have to be replaced by
            Tanner Scott

who is still nursing a hemorrhoidal pelvis

or
            Ben Casparius

 

 

 

 

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