• One potentially farcical pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a thrifty lizard is Troy Melton, whose big change can be traced to a dodo he found while touring some slums on his winter vacatoin in Indonesia, which when Cody Ponce heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Melton the secret of his comfy chair in exchange.


• Chase Silseth's favorite song? "The Unique Insecurity" by Exposing.


• Then there's what Pirates manager Derek Shelton sees in Endy Rodriguez after the staff felt that he turned the corner with a nutritious winter.


• Spring is like a crayon (which comes carefully out of Baltimore) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Mike Elias changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

snack mix

these are the days
that lead
commentators to overdo it with
jars

what then

will become of
Matt Quatraro
if his players keep running around as
if their
belly buttons were weighed down with
snack mix

 

 

 

 

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