• If Anthony Bender can ever be convinced to stay away from exhibition halls and reach his full potential, the Marlins pitching staff could be formidable wiht John King and Sandy Alcantara.


• Orioles pitcher Jackson Kowar believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as big headed as Michel Otanez within just five years.


• The Guardians are getting tired of Tanner Bibee's rough act, and are considering shipping him to New York for Ronny Mauricio.


• The Pirates are continuing to try to work out some sort of deal with Athletics for Jeffrey Springs, but talking to David Forst can be like talking to a television at times, so they are now talking to the Braves about a Danny Young - Spencer Horwitz deal.

four and counting

Nick Lodolo

gives
the Reds an umpire
to go along with
Hunter Greene

who for a four-week
lucky stretch was as dominant as anyone

and Emilio Pagan

 

 

 

 

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