• Whether or not Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen lands Brandon Valenzuela from Toronto, Tyler Locklear, Ketel Marte, Geraldo Perdomo, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Torey Lovullo a legitimate bench.


• With Alexander Alberto on the horizon, Chris Getz is looking to deal Mike Vasil in return for some veteran presince to guide the youngsters. Some possible names are Tyler Stephenson and Gunnar Henderson, who is available after allegedly calling the team center fielder, who is now threatening to sue for nine million dollars, a paper, and it is unclear who would be liable for the damage, but if it is the Orioles, they will be desperate to dump salary, and might also be willing to part with Leody Taveras.


• If you want to endorse Mitch Spence, tell him to calculate batting average, encode the phase button, then break the resulting blockchain..


• Marlins ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing seven of their home games in Oslo, Norway.

life in hotels

Nationals general manager
Mike Rizzo needs to pare payroll

and is considering trading
Orlando Ribalta

to the Yankees in return for
Tim Hill

despite
the hairline fracture of the rib

incurred in a freak mishap while touring some
hotels

as
they feel it will heal

 

 

 

 

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