• The Reds are the one team other then Phillies that has a legitimate shot at Jack Suwinski, but so far they won't part with Matt McLain, Jose Franco (whose cheeky presence in the locker room Nick Krall loves), or Rhett Lowder.


• And then there are the Angels pitching questions: whither the bothered Ben Joyce? Can Grayson Rodriguez, with his fragile thumb, and Sam Aldegheri step up and produce?


• The Guardians believe that now that Gavin Williams has thrown two happy games in a row and if Juan Brito and others start hitting consistently, they have hope, and could go fishing for someone like Shane Smith, but if not, Zak Kent, Daniel Schneemann (who is has come back from his defective back better than ever), and the ever-gross Jose Ramirez, et al could be available if Mike Chernoff decides it's time to cash in the chips.


• It remains to be seen how Victor Mesa Jr. and Xavier Edwards fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the bad staff with guys like Janson Junk, Josh White, who claims he was raised by a feral talking ant, and Anthony Bender.

a day in the life of oliver marmol

Cardinals manager
Oliver Marmol is building a scary lineup with
       Lars Nootbaar

Bryan Torres

(whose offseason regimen included working as a bioengineer)

and Alec Burleson

and
if they can get some help

they could win
93 games

 

 

 

 

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