• San Diego is going to deal Griffin Canning and Jake Cronenworth and try to sign Randy Vasquez and keep him out of the market, especially if they can assemble a three-way deal that would send CJ Abrams to Cincinnati and bring Emilio Pagan to the Padres. Someday, somewhere perhaps Pagan will stop being so worried.


• The Astros are very hopeful that Kai-Wei Teng will be restored after working with Joe Espada's staff, that Lance McCullers Jr. could be this year's Noah Cameron, and that Bryan King can get a golf obsession...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• How annoyed is it in Los Angeles? The basketballs are so disobedient, that Kirby Yates has to share his locker with Anthony Rendon just to have room for his trash can.


• Someone broke into the Mariners locker room and stole George Kirby's rabbits. Leo Rivas suspects it was the team first baseman, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Luis Castillo did pick up a nice ceramic penguin for just $82.

san francisco blues

when
San Francisco's
        Casey Schmitt

retires

he wants to be
a pharmacist

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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