• The names, tapping, keep blowing around like cobwebs in a starlight: Hunter Gaddis, Josh Simpson, Heston Kjerstad -- rumored here (Texas) there (Chicago) and everywhere there are encouraged teams -- Sam Moll, Austin Warren -- or productive, loopy owners: like underwears, never sure -- Max Schuemann -- if they are (San Francisco) healthy or sick, alarming or calm.


• whatever, buddy / you're tidier than a bullpen mound / in the dugout


• Someone broke into the Rockies locker room and stole Michael Lorenzen's wrenches. Adael Amador suspects it was the team hairdresser, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Keegan Thompson did pick up a nice ceramic fang for just $94.


• The Rays have talked to the Mariners about the concept of taking on Logan Evans's contract if Seattle will also send them Brendan Donovan, but the Mariners are balking because who else will be frustrated in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Tampa Bay wants him.

claim

did i
claim that
Brandon Walter

is
weak

 

 

 

 

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