• Logan Gilbert's career really came together when he started dating a midwife.


• The Athletics are thinking of sending Elvis Alvarado down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being pensive or contemplating your index finger is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in newsstands, and management, led by David Forst, will not tolerate it from players, the team catcher or even Stomper, so that the recent ham incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Rob Thomson believes that either late this year or early next year, Orion Kerkering, whose unconventional comportment has been compared to Will Robertson, who despite his twisted calf last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Phillies.


• Reds ownership believes they could add millions in payroll by playing seven of their home games in Corpus Christi, Texas.

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