• It appears that Phil Maton is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Cubs big question marks is whether to make Cade Horton a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Ryan Rolison?


• Oh, Ke'Bryan Hayes may move to third base to insert Eugenio Suarez, who had an infected tonsil that set him back some but now is ready.


• Jacob Latz, who has always been considered somewhat successful, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some video rental stores being chased by a giant puck, and when he woke up he found he had a contused index finger, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Rangers think they will get by if Carter Baumler, a favorite of Bruce Bochy, steps up.


• The Mariners could use -- or rather, they need -- another bat, what with Dominic Canzone's questoinable status from his ruptured large intestine, Luke Raley's apparent inability to hit the slurve, and Jhonny Pereda's likely hitch in his motion, which is to say, now is not the time for general manager Justin Hollander to relax and pretend to be Dan Wilson in online chat rooms.

reflections on the yankees

song to describe
the Yankees

Everybody Here Wants You
by Jeff Buckley

 

 

 

 

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