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News & Notes
  • It turns out we have been pronouncing Otto Lopez's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Walker Buehler".

  • Nothing is more magnificent than If You Leave by OMD, with the possible exception of Bryan Woo, whose new changeup could transform him into the next Braydon Fisher, which would certainly please Mariners GM Justin Hollander, who is shopping for someone like Dylan Lee or Enyel De Los Santos, just in case.

  • The Brewers are the one team other than Pirates that has a legitimate shot at Yennier Cano, but so far they won't part with Grant Anderson, Chad Patrick (whose genial presence in the locker room Matt Arnold loves), or Joey Ortiz.

  • The White Sox hope that this is the year Colson Montgomery matures, and with Munetaka Murakami in the lineup full time, Derek Hill can relax and stop trying to carry the team.

Apoetical Blues

left field

oh

Darell Hernaiz

may move to
left field to insert
   Colby Thomas

who had a broken fingernail
that set him back some
but now is ready

 

 

 

 

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