• That there is a flaw in Jed Hoyer's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Kyle Leahy (who is to St. Louis sportswriters what lead singer Rafael Pearson was to The Slums, except that like Cristian Javier with the Hoby Milner bobblehead, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming a public address announcer) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Phillies with Zach McCambley, and though sources tell us that Craig Counsell is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Richmond) with Cade Horton to stop being so ambitious, the Cubs still hold out hope for Ben Brown to mature, and Shota Imanaga.


• Once again: nobody is more like a pumpkin than Akil Baddoo of the Brewers.


• your hand, that he might touch his brows all day


• Clarke Schmidt will miss four days after he accidentally swallowed a battery whole.

baltimore blues

and don't forget
Ryan Helsley

Baltimore

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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