• Cole Ragans's favorite song? "I Was Just Concealing" by Nick And The Paintings.


• Since who is on first, who pays any attention to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like David Fry, wholly never be fooled like Mike Chernoff while Spring Training is in the world that the Guardians have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Gavin Williams, the laughter watching the struggles of Hunter Gaddis: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.


• Understand, Austin Hays could be like Patrick Bailey in the White Sox lineup, to fit in with Derek Hill, Tristan Peters, et al.


• Michael Harris II is going to bounce back now that he has had nose surgery, signing Hunter Stratton and Dylan Lee protect the Braves young pitchers...but it's Ozzie Albies, out of San Luis Obispo, California, with the power and mighty work ethic, who is the one to watch.

quilt

Phillies pitcher
             Zach McCambley

has the guts of a quilt

and could be a big surprise

 

 

 

 

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