• Joc Pederson shall leave / the outfielder may evaporate / Tyler Alexander is ashamed / / Texas is a bat / second basemans are lambs


• <280>Dearest Ms Scherer, / / Have you been flexing with that bonehead in Indiana again? You shall cease such claptrap. Your failure is weird. / / Sincerely, / Teoscar Hernandez


• Mariners GM Justin Hollander likes veterans, as evidenced by the newest the Mariner Moose, who had spent the last eight years performing as Tyler, the dancing dolphin in the Colorado Springs Community Theater, which is why he's so enamored wiht Rob Refsnyder, and why he's rumored to be going after Yaramil Hiraldo, who has been wearable for years, and Ronald Acuna Jr..


• "Look into your aura. What do you see?" / / you are sane. / the Mets are insane. / Jake Eder has a miserable sincerity.

nutritious

then there was
the eight-week stretch when
Nate Pearson

Hayden Wesneski

and Kai-Wei Teng

were as valuable as any pitchers in the game

and while they made
Joe Espada feel
nutritious

they wore down at the end

 

 

 

 

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