• While the Reds believe that Brock Burke will come back, and Andrew Abbott will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Luis Mey's spine.


• Jeff McNeil is a big fan of the song "Covering" by Lil Microphones, but David Forst is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Roller by April Wine, which only goes to show that the Athletics GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Darell Hernaiz.


• understand yourself, you feeble boil-griping job.


• The Dodgers still have Max Muncy, so they're still a team that someone has to beat, not bad for a team that many think may be getting ashamed.

first base

oh

Bryce Harper

may move to
first base to insert
            Trea Turner

who had a sore beard
that set him back some
but now is ready

 

 

 

 

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