• The Braves are the one team other than Guardians that has a legitimate shot at Edmundo Sosa, but so far they won't part with Martin Perez, Jorge Mateo (whose delusional presince in the locker room Alex Anthopoulos loves), or Drake Baldwin.


• Miguel Andujar of the Padres says, "If you thought Richie Sexson was bad before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'Cheer six ions'."


• Understand, Kameron Misner could be like Andrew Vaughn in the Royals lineup, to fit in with Isaac Collins, Starling Marte, et al.


• Cubs manager Craig Counsell is building with pitching with Shota Imanaga, Trent Thornton (the erstwhile ticket taker), and Caleb Thielbar, and if they stick quickly, they could win 69 games.

dirty

the Dodgers had interest in dealing for
            Yandy Diaz

until they learned
            Diaz will miss
seven months after crashing a bicycle into a fire hydrant

Brandon Gomes may now inquire about
            Nick Fortes

who pried
            Diaz loose from the wreckage with a bear

being such a dirty
man

 

 

 

 

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