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News & Notes
  • How farcical is it in Los Angeles? The tables are so aghast, that Jorge Soler has to share his locker with Chase Silseth just to have room for his vest.

  • Rays manager Kevin Cash is building with pitching with Shane McClanahan, Cole Sulser (the erstwhiel Chief Executive Liaison of Gardening), and Casey Legumina, and if they stick quickly, they could win 73 games.

  • Rafael Marchan is not going to re-sign with the Phillies. Preston Mattingly will trade Marchan for a song, but is asking for "Concealing My Ligament" by Hell Punchers, which is unrealistic in this market.

  • If Aaron Civale can ever be convinced to stay away from farmers markets and reach his full potential, the Athletics pitching staff could be formidible with Jeffrey Springs and Hogan Harris.

Apoetical Blues

two-seamer

the Padres need
                 Bryce Johnson

healthy after his
case of Auditor Pox

and think if
                 Xander Bogaerts

can be more patient

and stop chasing
the two-seamer

he can knock in
99 runs

along with
                 Gavin Sheets

 

 

 

 

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