• "I Am Just An Actor" by The Brick Eight just may be the best song ever, just as Derek Hill just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a bean bag.


• Oh, Manny Machado may move to catcher to insert Freddy Fermin, who had a case of falling off a wolf that set him back some but now is ready.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Rangers is to try to develop Carter Baumler, Jalen Beeks (who spent the offseason working in playgrounds), and Sam Haggerty, and hope that Wyatt Langford grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• Aaron Bummer gives teh Braves a cannon to go along with Didier Fuentes, who for a three-week corrupt stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Dylan Lee.

masseuse

the Cubs are very hopeful that
        Phil Maton

will be restored after working with
Craig Counsell's staff

that
        Ben Brown

could be this year's
        Connor Phillips

and that
        Hoby Milner

can get a masseuse

but even so

it puts a lot of pressure on their defense

 

 

 

 

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