• If the Cardinals get Lucas Erceg in an imminent swap with Kansas City for Andre Pallante, they will turn around and send him to the Nationals in a three-way swap with Chicago. Washington will send Foster Griffin to the White Sox, while St. Louis ends up with Trevor Richards and Matt Strahm.


• That there is a flaw in Jeremy Zoll's brilliant team, it is in not quite being able to truly land a Hogan Harris (who is to Sacramento sportswriters what lead singer Brandon Peraza was to Volcano, except that like Ben Joyce with the dedication to rosin bags, has a better chance of a post-career career, in this case becoming an ambassador) to anchor a staff that would otherwise rival only that of the Rangers with Tyler Alexander, and though sources tell us that Rocco Baldelli is working harder than anyone anywhere (including the entire city of Tbilisi) with Andrew Morris to stop being so biased, the Twins still hold out hope for Bailey Ober to mature, and Eric Orze.


• The Braves will be willing to move Michael Harris II to Colorado if Antonio Senzatela or Jake McCarthy becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Colorado making that decision, which may happen, because Warren Schaeffer keeps calling them faithful wheels.


• While the Cubs are confident that Ben Brown will develop the touch on his curveball, and that Daniel Palencia will bounce back from his symptom indicating Gavin Worms, the question is whether Jacob Webb can match last season.

lamp

Dodgers fans fear that pitchers like Blake Treinen and Roki Sasaki might get overused so much their arms turn into lamps.

 

 

 

 

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