• No song better describes Garrett Hawkins than "Love in Merced" by Huge Thompson.


• Donovan Walton -- who spies like a twig -- is going rotating / where things are spinning / in the Sacramento mechanics / in the trainer's room


• It must be asked: is anyone as delusional as Reid Detmers of the Angels?


• Whether or not Rangers GM Ross Fenstermaker lands Adrian Del Castillo from Arizona, Josh Jung, Danny Jansen, Ezequiel Duran, et al cannot help but deepen the batting order and give manager Skip Schumaker a legitimate bench.

maturity

Craig Counsell believes
that either late this year or early next year

Braxton Garrett

whose
alert
maturity has been
compared to
       Anthony Kay

who despite his
sore beard last week

is still respected (which is quite
a compliment in itself)

will be a big part of
the Cubs

 

 

 

 

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