• The sweet old dedicated et al Nathan Lukes during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Jesus Sanchez who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager John Schneider hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Tommy Nance, Dylan Cease et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• Scouts say that when Hunter Gaddis is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 69 MPH again and the Guardians could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his slider, which is the key to his success, just like JoJo Romero.


• Reports are that Nolan Arenado has looked very good coming back from his broken ring finger, and he's as 60-grade as ever.


• Can Tim Hill do it again after last year? Maybe, maybe not, and while no one is expecting Ryan Yarbrough to be gross again, the Yankees pitching staff should be better.

reflections on the braves

the Pirates are the one team other than
Braves
that has a legitimate shot at
         Brad Lord

but so far they won't part with
         Bubba Chandler

Brandan Bidois

(whose
proud presence in the locker room
Ben Cherington loves)

or
         Yohan Ramirez

 

 

 

 

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