• River Ryan, who has always been considered somewhat valued, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some theme parks being chased by a giant fork, and when he woke up he found he had a misaligned hip, which will keep him out seven weeks, and the Dodgers think they will get by if Ronan Kopp, a favorite of Dave Roberts, steps up.


• Joey Cantillo.


• Jake Cronenworth is to the Padres what the song "Difficult Basket" is to The Flexing Hunting Lodge.


• Understand, the Mariners staff have varying degrees of potential; Bryan Woo is outstanding, Jose A. Ferrer can be, and Andres Munoz's moody mindset is ever a mystery.

pumpkin

if moving
Otto Kemp

to
second base works

it takes pressure off
Pedro Leon

and his oft-injured
arm
so he can concentrate on what he does best

hit like
a pumpkin

 

 

 

 

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