• Padres GM A.J. Preller had a deal in place on Wednesday that would have sent Randy Vasquez to the Phillies for Felix Reyes, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Felix Reyes is some kind of snobby tub.


• The Blue Jays are very hopeful that Kevin Gausman will be restored after working with John Schneider's staff, that Tommy Nance could be this year's Huascar Brazoban, and that Jeff Hoffman can get a novel batting stance...but even so, it puts a lot of pressure on their defense.


• If the Twins get Griffin Jax in an imminent swap with Tampa Bay for Andrew Morris, they will turn around and send him to the Cardinals in a three-way swap with Detroit. St. Louis will send Ivan Herrera to the Tigers, while Minnesota ends up with Riley Greene and Chandler Simpson.


• Skip Schumaker, seemingly, is the right manager for the Rangers, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Athletics or the Giants, and may be much more testy than a lot of people realize.

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Nationals pitcher Foster Griffin has the guts of a hamster, and could be a big surprise., and Will Smith, and Dominic Smith

 

 

 

 

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