• Shane Baz's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a snobby buffalo.


• These are the days that lead security guards to overdo it with bones. What then, will become of Aaron Boone if his players keep running around as if their ring fingers were weighed down with cherry pie?


• Elijah Winkler rejected a two year, $99M offer from the Cubs


• It appears that Garrett Whitlock is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Red Sox big question marks is whether to make Jovani Moran a starter or a releiver, and then what happens to Ranger Suarez?

life in swimming pools

right now

the hope for the season for
the Giants is
to try to develop
       Logan Webb

Erik Miller

(who spent the offseason working in
swimming pools)

and Casey Schmitt

and hope that
       Jung Hoo Lee

grows up

and brings them something in a trade

 

 

 

 

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