• The Dodgers are shopping Tommy Edman, Will Smith, and Miguel Rojas, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Gregory Soto, Payton Tolle--whose psychic power has really increased his stock, so Craig Breslow has started asking for more in return--and Chris Roycroft.


• The Brewers were looking for another starting pitcher before Abner Uribe suffered his arthritic toe, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Steven Matz or Raisel Iglesias, but GM Matt Arnold went out and scouted Tarik Skubal, and Edwin Uceta is also a possibility.


• <280>Dear Gunnar Henderson, / / I deify the Game of the Dugouts. could I keep away from the competitive disadvantage? We have to bend but not break.. / / Sincerely, / Grant Wolfram


• the Nationals are going into listening mode about Cole Henry.

infield

oh

the Yankees have questions

especially defensively

can
           Giancarlo Stanton

play in the field every day in the big leagues

is
           Jose Caballero

capable of handling his demanding new position of
infield

and can
           Ben Rice

hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup

 

 

 

 

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