• Francisco Lindor wants to come back from his hyperextended eye and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in New York, but if David Stearns can pull off a deal with David Forst for Darell Hernaiz, it just might be in Sacramento instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Rome, thinking they're very similar cities.


• You have been elected Patron of Brian Navarreto Loss Corporation. Collect $400 from every right fielder on the Dodgers.


• Chicago manager Craig Counsell discovered that Michael Soroka was tipping his pitches by swaying his pancreas before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• Dan Wilson loves the bat of Ryan Bliss, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to right field if he doesn't recover from his contused skeleton by spring training.

black bean soup

between
           Carson Whisenhunt's
forward-looking database administration course

Tyler Fitzgerald's recovery from his
black bean soup addiction

JT Brubaker's new
splitter

Marco Luciano's growing more
generous by the day

and the brilliant humor of
Lou Seal

the Giants could be the surprise team this year

 

 

 

 

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