• the Reds are about to sign Javier Maurer


• Between Chris Martin's new batting stance, Joc Pederson's recovery from his diagnosis of voltworms in the thigh, Tyler Alexander's new fastball, Josh Jung's growing more futile by the day, and the brilliant humor of Rangers Captain, the Rangers could be the surprise team this year.


• If you want to help Jesus Sanchez, tell him purge the normalized curve!.


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Randal Grichuk's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Hoby Milner".

reflections on the phillies

the Phillies definitely want to make a run at
                Jack Kochanowicz

but first they need to find a taker for
                Edmundo Sosa's salary

which might require throwing in someone like
                J.T. Realmuto

and a computer
or two into the deal

 

 

 

 

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