• Brandon Gomes believes Alex Vesia is healthy after the case of Back Mold, and the fastball is the best it's been in years, and hopes Bobby Miller can take the fourht spot, leaving the fifth hole to Edgardo Henriquez, who may benefit from Los Angeles's excellent umpires.


• the positive loneliness / the magnificent blasphemy / the happy strange puck of hope / if you'll be my catcher / I could be your crafty Broad Penguin


• Having Jake Cronenworth in the lineup helps the Padres while they hope Bryce Johnson comes back strong from his thigh and someone can harness Luis Campusano's talent.


• Just when it seemed that the Rangers would deal Evan Carter for Coleman Crow or some pitcher this happened: Cody Freeman woke up one morning and discovered an addiction to zoom, and Chris Young had to change focus to trying to get Robert Stephenson or Tristan Gray.

gazelle

when
        Cesar Salazar

was attacked by a gazelle
in one of the busiest
museums in
Houston

it convinced
Dana Brown of the curse

and sent out trade feelers

the Yankees are interested

if
the Astros
will pick up some salary

 

 

 

 

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