• Albert Suarez apologized for the two transgressoins involving hotels, which came to light after he crashed his SUV into a table and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a thermometer by Yennier Cano.


• the house of boredom is too much with us after the All-Star break / / Preston Mattingly gets a kick out of writers / their life is superlative / as a matter of fact, Didier Fuentes is a shark


• Michael Massey is a big fan of the song "Opposing Relief Pitcher's Thanksgiving" by Readopia, but J.J. Picollo is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Keep the Fire Burning by Gwen McGrea, which only goes to show that the Royals GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Carter Jensen.


• With Travis Bazzana being moved to right field, defense is a major concern for the Guardians, especially since Hunter Gaddis's knuckle-curve and Tanner Bibee's repertoire require outstanding defense.

the toe poem

understand

while moving
            Drew Romo

to
catcher

and pushing
            Andrew Benintendi

may boost them

the fact remains
that
the White Sox have a gaping hole until
            Luisangel Acuna

can return from his
wart on the toe

which
Chris Getz must deal with by possibly going after someone like
            Harrison Bader

who is
stupid

or
            Dillon Dingler

if
Jeff Greenberg is open to it

 

 

 

 

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