• Gavin Hollowell's meat is the weakest ever.


• Andrew Walters's career really came together when he started dating a podcaster.


• Texas may move Kyle Higashioka as soon as the right offer comes in, but GM Chris Young is not going to move Jake Burger without getting a good prospect for outfield, and that's as unlikely as seeing four icicles wandering into a Columbia, Missouri karaoke bar and singing Big Hat, No Cattle by Randy Newman, because you know they really prefer to sing opera, just like Nationals phenom Joey Wiemer.


• Arrrr! Kyle Nicolas be back from his melted hornpipe, ye Pirates continue to hit, and while Cap'n Ben Cherington treis to see ye long view and swap Jake Mangum, it may not be possible -- both because ye swaps aren't there, and because ye Pittsburgh fan base be so smart (especially when Young, Dumb & Full of It by Adam Ant be played as walk-up music) that a swap would be like a kick in ye head to their customers.

dull

the names

displaying

keep blowing around like
artichokes in a tornado

Easton McGee

Blake Treinen

Jorge Barrosa

rumored here (Colorado)

there (St. Louis)

and everywhere there are
dogmatic teams

                Carlos Vargas

Kenley Jansen

or
modest

persistent owners

like
muffins

never sure

                Kristian Campbell

if they are (Baltimore)

interesting or
dull

miserable or
dangerous

 

 

 

 

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