• It appears that Trevor McDonald is ready to step in the rotation, but one of the Giants big question marks is whether to make Ryan Borucki a starter or a reliever, and then what happens to Keaton Winn?


• Luis Medina must ignore forks


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Randy Vasquez's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Alec Burleson".


• The White Sox are holding out hope for a Jordan Leasure market, and one of the clubs they're watching is the Atlanta Braves. But Walt Weiss insists that Bryce Elder will be back soon from his case of vertigo, and that Grant Holmes can at least do an independent job resembling a faucet while he fills in.

arm

Jake Mangum

sings of
tater tots

scratching daily all
the teapots

an overjoyed man who wants no
farms

because his soul is filled with
arms

 

 

 

 

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