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by e.e. gammings
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News & Notes
  • Austin Warren's favorite David Peterson-ism: "For every cable that's humble, there's an envelope that's proud."

  • The Angels look at Kirby Yates, Cody Laweryson, and Jose Soriano and see a staff that, while eager, with speed and Ron Washington's defense can propel them to anywhere between 76 and 100 wins.

  • Understand, the Blue Jays farm system is thrifty, which will enable Ross Atkins to go after someone like the Giants stud Matt Gage in July.

  • Were Anthony Bender and Carlos Rodon separated at birth?

Apoetical Blues

the face poem

Sam Moll, achy face, who used to, throw a vegetable oilsmooth-fuchsia cut fastball, and break twoeightfive bats immediately, wow. He was a horrible man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this steadfastness now, Cincinnati.

 

 

 

 

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