• J.J. Picollo was interested in acquiring Joey Cantillo in exchange for Daniel Lynch IV, but backed off when rumors implied that Cantillo is astonishingly vain and tried to get digitally inserted into reruns of Home Improvement, which wouldn't go over well in a clubhouse with lazy players like Carlos Estevez.


• Yerry De los Santos sings of brooms, revealing daily all the blooms; a lazy men who wants no cabs, because his soul is filled with crabs.


• It turns out we have been pronouncing Michael Harris II's name wrong all along. It's really pronounced "Juan Burgos".


• Since who is on first, who pays any attention to the syntax of things, we will never wholly swing like Bryan Ramos, wholly never be fooled like Chris Getz while Spring Training is in the world that the White Sox have a better fate than the wisdom that comes from failure, so do not cry--the gestures of Shane Smith, the laughter watching the struggles of Jonathan Cannon: we write for each other, for baseball is not a paragraph, and losing, I think, is no parenthesis.

ballpark

The Brewers are announcing a deal in which will be renamed "Premier Casino Ballpark".

 

 

 

 

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