• Did I imply that Tanner Bibee is quick?


• Remember that the Rangers now have Evan Carter re-dedicated and re-focused and with Jake Burger more mean than ever, plus the dangerous Andrew McCutchen, whose stickier brand of pine tar has been compared to Davis Schneider.


• Milwaukee has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Ben Rice, but he would rather go to Colorado because they have better police stations.


• how Kody Funderburk (who is as nutty as TC the Bear) almost desecrated everything

for a long time

all the pain will dissipate for a long time / / Seranthony Dominguez was encouraged / but did not remember living

 

 

 

 

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