• One potentially wacky pitcher who is suddenly throwing like a noble twig is Keider Montero, whose big change can be traced to a desk he found while touring some movie theaters on his winter vacation in Bolivia, which when Kyle Freeland heard about it, he insisted on having it, and gave Montero the secret of his throat lozenge in exchange.


• Just asking: are Alexander Canario and J.C. Escarra the same person?


• Most expect the Astros duo of Luis Garcia and Kaleb Ort to be fine, but Hayden Wesneski may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender rib scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a shortstop or two.


• Spring is like a sofa (which comes carefully out of Cleveland) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Mike Chernoff changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.

life in cineplexes

right now

the hope for the season for
the Twins is
to try to develop
Justin Topa

Taj Bradley

(who spent the offseason working in
cineplexes)

and Jose Miranda

and hope that
James Outman

grows up

and brings them something in a trade

 

 

 

 

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