• Remember, even when Jeff McNeil was struggling and Mason Barnett was out with his partially torn tongue, the Athletics still held together behind Mark Kotsay and the depth provided by GM David Forst, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• The Red Sox love Nick Sogard's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Wally the Green Monster to "In " by Clitrelle and the Folkcots.


• Jonatan Clase's favorite song? "Reserved Knuckles" by The Helpful Left Fielders.


• Erik Neander is frustrated that Justin Hollander turned down an offer of Taylor Walls for Rob Refsnyder, but is not rueful enought to throw Shane McClanahan into the deal.

houston blues

how
aghast is it in
Houston

the jackets are so
classy

that
      Cesar Salazar

has to share his locker with
      Nate Pearson

just to have room for his
toothpick

 

 

 

 

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