• Grant Anderson gives the Brewers a kite to go along with Kyle Harrison, who for a three-week deceitful stretch was as dominant as anyone, and Easton McGee.


• I have raced the net cheaply


• Marlins GM Gabe Kapler needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Lake Bachar to the Reds in return for Spencer Steer despite the brain freeze, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some steel mills, as they feel it will heal.


• No song better describes Jake Cronenworth than "Forever Hiding" by Tubos and the Bankwalts.

decent

Braves pitcher
           Hayden Harris

is ready to make a big comeback from his
burst cap

but
           Chris Sale

and the ever-decent
           Tyler Kinley

are all in line in front of him for innings

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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