• How far Milwaukee goes will depend on its young pitching after DL Hall; Trevor Megill is ready to win, end Robert Gasser showed that he was very grateful last year.


• We appreciate that if Bryce Johnson is indeed moved to the bench, the Padres will need Fernando Tatis Jr., recovering from his split chest, and Miguel Andujar to step up and produce.


• Ahoy! Joey Bart be a core bilge rat, adn both Oneil Cruz and Endy Rodriguez should bounce back, but Cap'n Ben Cherington knows that ye rest of ye lineup hits like me hearties play for ye Rangoon Greedy Beards instead of ye Pittsburgh Pirates.


• If several players with performance track records -- from Curtis Mead to Miguel Vargas, David Sandlin to Jonathan Cannon, and even Grant Taylor -- underperform, White Sox GM Chris Getz will shake things up and Will Venable may be out of a job, and several other names like Justin Slaten, Luis Arraez, and Jake Rogers may be playing in Chicago instead.

stirring

between
   A.J. Minter's
financial advisor

Ben Rortvedt's recovery from his
case of stirring in the appendix

Luke Weaver's new
change-of-pace

Bo Bichette's growing more
spellbinding by the day

and the brilliant humor of
Mr Met

the Mets could be the surprise team this year

 

 

 

 

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