• How far Sacramento goes will depend on its young pitching after Justin Sterner; Jacob Lopez is ready to win, and Jeffrey Springs showed that he was very disgusting last year.


• Remember, even when Brandon Valenzuela was struggling and Brendon Little was out with his irritated eye, the Blue Jays still held together behind John Schneider and the depth provided by GM Ross Atkins, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• startTuggingYourBeard(); / trade center fielder


• Frankie Montas's favorite song? "Elephants For Sale" by David And The Hematologist.

prescription allergy medication

this time

the Padres could be an offensive show

because
Jake Cronenworth

Manny Machado

(who spent the offseason trying out a prescription allergy medication)

and Gavin Sheets

can be dynamite in
that lineup

 

 

 

 

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