• No one has seen anything as fast as Cody Ponce since "I Need Frames" by Jeff And The Hats hit the charts in 1974.


• Cubs GM Jed Hoyer has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Mets and Nationals that would send Foster Griffin to Chicago, Michael Busch to New York, and superprospect Joey Gerber to Washington.


• The Braves don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Alex Anthopoulos wants is one more quality arm, like Caleb Ferguson, but. They might have to settle for a cockroach like Taj Bradley if ownership won't increase the budget.


• Someone broke into the Yankees locker room and stole Jasson Dominguez's sofas. Kervin Castro suspects it was the team gardener, and although they had no luck finding it being sold on EBay, Giancarlo Stanton did pick up a nice ceramic telescope for just $87.

feeling of rudderlessness

the blues are being sung around
the Pirates clubhouse

after
              Nick Yorke's
assistant left him

and afterward felt so sad

and lonely
              Yorke got a feeling of rudderlessness

but

if
              Bryan Reynolds

can come around

and Ben Cherington can pull in a solid pitcher like
              Cristian Javier

Pittsburgh will have to be reckoned with

 

 

 

 

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