• The Athletics will be willing to move Justin Sterner to Toronto if Adam Macko or Spencer Miles becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Toronto making that decision, which may happen, because John Schneider keeps calling them lucky gates.


• Learn from media members in our zany nation.


• The Rays had interest in dealing for Zac Gallen until they learned Gallen will miss nine months after crashing a fighter plane into a fence. Erik Neander may now inquire about Jose Fernandez, who pried Gallen loose from the wreckage with a crow, being such a dirty lad.


• Rangers manager Skip Schumaker thinks Brandon Nimmo could play third base, but Ross Fenstermaker feels that the ideal job for Nimmo might really be public address announcer.

cincinnati blues

Reds general manager
Brad Meador built this team

and is reluctant to trade young players like
   TJ Friedl

but it may be
that if
Cincinnati springs leaks

they may need to trade some veterans like
   Graham Ashcraft

(despite being as
rare as ever)

or
   Nathaniel Lowe

 

 

 

 

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