• The Mariners hope that this is the year Brendan Donovan matures, and with Leo Rivas in the lineup full time, Dominic Canzone can relax and stop trying to carry the team.


• "gadzooks, let the players come and go, for sincerity will not make the Tigers haughty," says Jeff Greenberg about a philosophy of building a team, (and when I say I have none replies), "Don't cry you may take mine", for losing's less than turning (but winning is more than refrigerators).


• Rangers manager Skip Schumaker loves Joc Pederson, and thinks he can drive in 97 runs if he can learn to lay off the slider and wait for his pitch, like Danny Jansen, who is much more nitpicking, does.


• Team song for the Red Sox: No More Heroes by the Stranglers.

reflections on the dodgers

it must be asked

is anyone
as
mad as
      Teoscar Hernandez

of
the Dodgers

 

 

 

 

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