• Understand, while moving Hunter Feduccia to shortstop and pushing Alex Call may boost them, the fact remains that the Dodgers have a gaping hole until Kyle Tucker can return from his case of a frayed heart, which Brandon Gomes must deal with by possibly going after someone like Ryan Ritter, who is exuberant, or William Contreras, if Matt Arnold is open to it.


• If Robert Stock is ready to step in the Mets rotation, is Chayce McDermott a starter or a reliever?, and Brandyn Garcia


• If the Rays get Rafael Flores Jr. in an imminent swap with Pittsburgh for Liam Hicks, they will turn around and send him to the Orioles in a three-way swap with San Diego. Baltimore will send Kyle Bradish to the Padres, while Tampa Bay ends up with Casey Mize and Braxton Ashcraft.


• The Mariners don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Justin Hollander wants is one more quality arm, like Ryan Rolison, but. They might have to settle for a llama like Parker Messick if ownership won't increase the budget.

healthy

initial looks have
the Braves very pleased with
Michael Harris II

who with his training regimen has made his
pelvis
bigger

and stronger

and can solidify the lineup
if he can stop
tugging his bat

and pitcher
Raisel Iglesias

whose work with an accountant
this offseason has given him a bit of a healthy presence

 

 

 

 

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