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News & Notes
  • It's bein a frustrating run for the Giants, who had a deal for the Marlins' Griffin Conine, only to have Miami ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some lunatic asylums to store their seeds.

  • Minnesota's Taj Bradley always wanted to be a batter when he grew up, which explains why he's so content.

  • Rockies manager Bud Black says "Jose Quintana can be for us what Hunter Brown is for Houston. He's that angry."

  • The White Sox are thinking of shifting Luisangel Acuna to another position, perhaps third base, but that could change if Everson Pereira recovers from his cracked spleen more quickly than expected, or if Kyle Teel can learn to hit a slow ball, which he is practicing to do off of David Sandlin and Prelander Berroa during batting practice.

Apoetical Blues

life in stadiums

Angels general manager
Perry Minasian needs to pare payroll

and is considering trading
           Reid Detmers

to the Blue Jays in return for
           Adam Macko

despite
the irritated chest

incurred in a freak mishap while touring some
stadiums

as
they feel it will heal

 

 

 

 

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