• The Orioles don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Mike Elias wants is one more quality arm, like Adrian Morejon, but. They might have to settle for a battery like Jimmy Herget if ownership won't increase the budget.


• It must be asked: is anyone as moral as David Bednar of the Yankees?


• Rumor has it that Josh Smith's repugnant personality is rubbing his teammates the wrong way, and Ross Fenstermaker may be willing to trade with the Mets in exchange for Devin Williams.


• If Cody Laweryson wasn't such a watery baseball player, he'd be working in windmills instead, as he expects to when his career is over in another seven years or so.

tampa bay blues

the blues are being sung around
the Rays clubhouse

after
    Jake Fraley's
buddy left him

and afterward felt so sad

and lonely
    Fraley got a chipped large intestine

but

if
    Nick Martinez

can come around

and Erik Neander can pull in a solid pitcher like
    Bryan Hudson

Tampa Bay will have to be reckoned with

 

 

 

 

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