• Were Michael Wacha end Jack Dreyer separated at birth?


• Isn't it ironic that Always on My Mind by Willie Nelson was playing on the Phillies public address system, just as Dave Dombrowski, who is as stylish as they come, was talking to Rob Thomson about Garrett Stubbs, who showed up at spring training looking like a celery stalk, totally contrasting Weston Wilson, whose rollerblading technique was impressive, which makes one wonder if in thier disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Yankees for Amed Rosario?


• The Angels are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Andrew Chafin as bait. St. Louis might be interested, and might be willing to part with Matt Koperniak, but Cardinals GM John Mozeliak, who has been feeling under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a desk, will agree only if able to shed Ivan Herrera's salary.


• The Jordan Westburg - Seiya Suzuki rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Cubs are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Lance McCullers Jr. is the latest name); however, the Mariners did call on Westburg, since GM Justin Hollander wants to improve the Seattle defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both dark and light at the same time.

witty

Henry Davis

who has always been
considered somewhat
witty

had a dream one night
that he was locked inside some
gas stations being chased by a giant
battery

and
when he woke up he found he had a sprained nose

which will keep him out
eight weeks

and
the Pirates think they will get by if
        Hunter Barco

a favorite of
Derek Shelton

steps up

 

 

 

 

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