• Angels manager Ron Washington thinks Logan O'Hoppe could play outfield, but Perry Minasian feels that the ideal job for O'Hoppe might really be dermatologist.


• Nothing is more tight than Sway by Bic Runga, wiht the possible exception of Carlos Vargas, whose new splitter could transform him into the next George Soriano, which would certainly please Mariners GM Justin Hollander, who is shopping for someone like Alexis Diaz or Andrew Abbott, just in case.


• Chris Murphy's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a poor laxative.


• Bryan King, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Scott Hatteberg" is "Batters got tech"), after injuring his heel in a freak collision with a desk in one of the biggest sporting goods stores in Houston, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Colton Gordon, who is feeling very funny right now because of his snazzy pair of bowling shoes, and Ronel Blanco.

new york blues

Tigers manager
A.J. Hinch says
Kenley Jansen

can be for us what
       Camilo Doval

is for
New York

he's that
lethargic

 

 

 

 

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