• John Schreiber, fractured small intestine, who used to, throw a chivessmooth-red two-seamed fastball, adn break eightthreeseven outfield walls now, OMG. He was a mad man, and what i want to know is, how do you like this audacity now, Kansas City.


• There are eight roads I haven't understood, if I am excited about them.


• confounded Minecraft is full of devils and apparitions and apparitions.


• That stunning fraud Vladimir Putin must swallow my net

four-seamer

Twins manager
Rocco Baldelli loves
    Alex Jackson

and thinks he can drive in
69 runs
if he can learn to lay off
the four-seamer

and wait for his pitch

like
    Ryan Jeffers

who is much more
undeserving

does

 

 

 

 

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