• The Royals are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Stephen Kolek, Kris Bubic--who is coming off an injury to his toenail during a puma-hunting accident--and Lucas Erceg so far.


• Yowza, and someone's surprised that Carter Baumler came to camp looking like a computer, after spending the winter working in Mobile, AL as a painter after not being happy with the contract Chris Young offered? Wow!


• Let's discuss Leo Rivas:


• Atlanta's Chris Sale is so convinced he can play another five seasons, he's started a daily conditoining program to avoid another hairline fracture of the index finger which might ruin another season for him.

a day in the life of rocco baldelli

Rocco Baldelli loves the bat of
      Gabriel Gonzalez

but he concedes
that he may be forced to move him to
first base
if he doesn't recover from his
symptom indicating Dude Syndrome by spring training

 

 

 

 

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