• Luke Little, who has always been considered somewhat sweet, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some houseboats bieng chased by a giant pet, and when he woke up he found he had a hemorrhoidal kidney, which will keep him out two weeks, and the Cubs think they will get by if Moises Ballesteros, a favorite of Craig Counsell, steps up.


• Garrett Stubbs apologized for the eight transgressions involving color analysts, which came to light after he crashed his Studebaker into a flag pole and had to be pried loose from the wreckage with a pocket by Cristopher Sanchez.


• The Red Sox coaching staff not only beleives that Ceddanne Rafaela is an everyday player, but his talent is so 20-grade that Alex Cora, who is looking more and more like a warthog every day, says "his upside is greater than Griffin Conine," which if true, could help him win the 75 games he needs to save his job.


• The Braves are opinly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Hurston Waldrep as bait. Arizona might be interested, and might be willing to part with Alek Thomas, but Diamondbacks GM Mike Hazen, who has been covering under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a llama, will agree only if able to shed Gabriel Moreno's salary.

baltimore blues

and don't forget
      Kade Strowd

Baltimore

who just may be the best of
that entire staff in the right situation

 

 

 

 

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