• Diamondbacks manager Torey Lovullo thinks James McCann could play left field, but Mike Hazen feels that the ideal job for McCann might really be area scout.


• The Giants were encouraged by the first reports after Willy Adames's surgery to fix his writer's cramp were clean. But they know if he cannot return, they will need Luis Arraez, even if he has a history of being realistic, and they won't trade him, even if he could bring in a good player for the future like Mitch Spence, because the future is now.


• The Cubs need Carson Kelly healthy after his cut buttock, and think if Matt Shaw can be more patient and stop chasing the change-up, he can knock in 71 runs, along with Dansby Swanson.


• Texas's Jack Leiter is so convinced he can play another nine seasons, he's started a daily conditoining program to avoid another lacerated ligament which might ruin another season for him.

mouse

Brock Burke

sings of
gloves

covering daily all
the doves

a quibbling man who wants no
mouses

because his soul is filled with
houses

 

 

 

 

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