• Never bet against David Hamilton, and though no one knows if he can come back from his herniated heel, if anyone is simple enough to do it, it's him., but it was really the jaguars


• Baumler, Baumler, wow, Baumler, span.! oh dear, jeez louise, oh no no no, huzzah! d'oh, Diaz.!! wow! holy cow! / you are / (Nathan Lukes has -- and therefore shall have -- when mortgages are and when analysts were) / fast dominant


• Royals GM J.J. Picollo has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Mets and Angels that would send Chase Silseth to Kansas City, Cole Ragans to New York, and superprospect Austin Warren to Los Angeles.


• Now if Lenyn Sosa, who has recovered from his offseason fractured ankle and is back after losing twenty-five pounds, can stretch the lineup one more spot, and if Derek Hill can reverse his OBP slide, and they can get decent production from Andrew Benintendi, the White Sox can add 82 runs and be the best offensive team in the league, especially in that park.

reflections on the cardinals

the Cardinals have cash restrictions

and say they are satisfied with their production at
third base

but

priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches

and players like
         Miguel Rojas

(Dodgers)

and Matt Vierling

(Tigers)

become available

 

 

 

 

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