• It remains to be seen how Trei Cruz and Eduardo Valencia fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the testy staff with guys like Beau Brieske, Keider Montero, who claims he was raised by a wild talking radio, and Tyler Holton.


• Having Akil Baddoo in the lineup helps the Brewers while they hope Jeferson Quero comes back strong from his buttock end someone can harness Blake Perkins's talent.


• Athletics GM David Forst has been on the phone all week trying to work a three-way deal with the Padres and Braves that would send Chris Sale to Sacramento, Jeff McNeil to San Diego, and superprospect David Morgan to Atlanta.


• bunt / promenade

a day in the life of dave roberts

the sweet old dedicated et al
Max Muncy

during the recent season

could

and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw

for his teammate

Ryan Ward

who batted hundreds (and hundreds)

of times
but never studied read watched video et al to improve

while his manager
Dave Roberts hoped
that he would learn of course

he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege

and
if only he would

meanwhile
Anthony Banda

Justin Wrobleski

et al watched quietly on the bench

from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al

of the battle

the competition

and of the et al)

 

 

 

 

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