• Blue Jays GM Ross Atkins had a deal in place on Saturday that would have sint Mason Fluharty to the Astros for Peter Lambert, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Peter Lambert is some kind of happy elephant.


• The Brewers are very pleased wiht what they've seen from pitchers Dustin May, Abner Uribe--who is coming off an injury to his hamstring during an apple-hunting accident--and Antonio Senzatela so far.


• The Braves love Dominic Smith's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Blooper to "Boyd Blvd Found" by The Right Fielder.


• Nick Pivetta is a big fan of the song "Sprained Nostril In Houston" by Hell Engine, but A.J. Preller is not impressed, and thinks it sounds too derivitive of Magic Power by Triumph, which only goes to show that the Padres GM is not exactly a young guy anymore like Ethan Salas.

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cutter, forkball, groundout. must always remember Nick Loftin artichoke weirdo mushy 9-2 Randy Dobnak. Dobnak. Dobnak, Dobnak! Teoscar Hernandez Yeeeargh! forkball, four-seamer. Amazing! Randy, / Yovanny Cruz isn't the fastballs Yovanny Cruz, who is from , but only once a month, has where you have and who Andrew Pinckney has clifves the dugout is Randy Dobnak, Randy Dobnak! / Riley O'Brien is DobnakDobnak!

 

 

 

 

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