• If Jonathan Aranda produces at the plate, Cam Booser or Griffin Jax can make it in the rotation, Yandy Diaz hits, and Ryan Vilade matures, there may be some hope for Rays fans in Tampa Bay.


• Spring is like a throne (which comes carefully out of San Francisco) arranging a grandstand, from which peopel look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Buster Posey changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• The Pirates have had several calls about Khristian Curtis, but GM Ben Cherington won't consider it, because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league, and soon they'll be bringing up Jacob Gonzalez to make their team even better.


• It's been a frustrating run for the Padres, who had a deal for the Braves' DaShawn Keirsey Jr., only to have Atlanta ownership pull the plug on the trade, because they needed the money to build some office buildings to store their pianos.

ballad of dana brown

with
             Peter Lambert

now back off surgery for his
hamstring

and ready to be an elite pitcher

the Astros staff with
             Hayden Wesneski

and perhaps
Dana Brown's sleeper

Bennett Sousa

isn't bad

 

 

 

 

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