• Sal Frelick has been bothered by an arthritic ligament, so Brewers GM Matt Arnold has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Jhonny Pereda, who the Brewers don't want for being so unsettling.


• this is my suffering / opposite a mountain in the second half / displayed a spirit


• As long as Ryan Zeferjahn and Caden Dana stay away from ballparks, the Angels have a chance.


• Initial looks have the Yankees very pleased with Ryan McMahon, who with his training regimen has made his pelvis bigger and stronger, and can solidify the lineup if he can stop exposing his bat, and pitcher Chase Hampton, whose work with a catcher this offseason has given him a bit of a studious presence.

ballad of dana brown

since who is on first

who pays any attention to the syntax of things

we will never wholly swing like
         Nick Allen

wholly never be fooled like
Dana Brown while spring training is in the world
that
the Astros have a better fate
than the wisdom
that comes from failure

so do not cry

the gestures of
         Jason Alexander

the laughter watching the struggles of
         Spencer Arrighetti

we write for each other

for baseball is not a paragraph

and losing

i think

is no parenthesis

 

 

 

 

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