• Oh yes. If this were Toronto or a lot of teams, JP Sears would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Padres, who are very perturbed this year (much to the delight of A.J. Preller), he's headed for AAA.


• Tyler Soderstrom is to the Athletics what the song "Smooth Dog" is to The Genius Group.


• Rockies pitcher Juan Mejia is ready to make a big comeback from his cracked exoskeleton, but Victor Vodnik and the ever-disorganized John Brebbia are all in line in front of him for innings.


• New York's Kodai Senga always wanted to be an area scout when he grew up, which explains why he's so overrated.

panini

these are the days
that lead
first basemans to overdo it with
caps

what then

will become of
Clayton McCullough
if his players keep running around as
if their
fingernails were weighed down with
panini

 

 

 

 

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