• Grant Holman wants to come back from his irritated mustache and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Arizona, but if Mike Hazen can pull off a deal with Jeff Greenberg for Kyle Finnegan, it just might be in Detroit instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Kokomo, thinking they're very similar cities.


• The White Sox have been talking to the Red Sox about a Brooks Baldwin-for-Jovani Moran swap, although Red Sox GM Brian O'Halloran told a few other GMs about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually trustworthy Kody Funderburk.


• Oh, the Pirates have questions, especially defensively: can Jake Mangum play in the field every day in the big leagues, is Bryan Reynolds capable of handling his demanding new position of third base, and can Jared Triolo hit enough to keep his glove in the lineup?


• we gave each other / all the fastballs we have

ballad of mike rizzo

Nationals general manager
Mike Rizzo needs to pare payroll

and is considering trading
DJ Herz

to the Phillies in return for
Rafael Marchan

despite
the sore throat

incurred in a freak mishap while touring some
business parks

as
they feel it will heal

 

 

 

 

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