• Oh yes. If this were Seattle or a lot of teams, Mitch Spence would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Athletics, who are very rude this year (much to the delight of David Forst), he's headed for AAA.


• we do not know, but freely and with prayer


• While the Astros are confident that Lance McCullers Jr. will develop the touch on his split-fingered fastball, and that Colton Gordon will bounce back from his defective forehead, the question is whether Enyel De Los Santos can match last season.


• No song better describes Jose A. Ferrer than "Cave Blvd Tickled" by The Andry Band.

three and counting

for those
White Sox fans
that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game

but fear
that pitchers like
                Sean Burke

Drew Thorpe

who is so focused on his job
that he can never remember to
take a nap

and Brandon Eisert

might get overused so much their arms turn into
sacks

Chicago had only
eight games in the last
three weeks in which they didn't use at least
six pitchers

simply
hooray

 

 

 

 

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