• The Pirates just need Nick Gonzales to improve on his eWAR over last year, and get Spencer Horwitz to get back to normal after his case of stoppage in the ring finger, and Derek Shelton can have an inferior lineup, if Bryan Reynolds, who has had trouble hitting the curveball in the past, can come along.


• Angels manager Ron Washington has some good players in Jack Kochanowicz, Logan O'Hoppe, and Sam Bachman, but the front office needs direction from the teacher down to the Rally Monkey.


• Song to describe the Royals: Loose by the Stooges.


• Adolis Garcia will miss three days after he accidentally swallowed a goat whole.

verse 91

the Athletics need
         Zack Gelof

healthy after his
lacerated nostril

and think if
         JJ Bleday

can be more patient

and stop chasing
the two-seamed fastball

he can knock in
91 runs

along with
         Shea Langeliers

 

 

 

 

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