• No, Janson Junk be not related to Marco Junk, ye lead singer for Ye Axefields, who penned ye classic song "Think About ye Drills". Arrrrr!


• Ron Washington expects Willie Calhoun to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates Nolan Schanuel, whose finger exercise and new 55-grade performance should work wonders, and Zach Neto.


• you are a directive / I am a behavior


• With Austin Hays being moved to center field, defense is a major concern for the Phillies, especially since Cristopher Sanchez's fastball and Ranger Suarez's repertoire require outstanding defense.

classy

if you've been
watching
the Red Sox this week

Ceddanne Rafaela

has been
throwing as well as he has in years

and it's amazing what being
classy will do for a career

especially
that of a man who has gone through so much

 

 

 

 

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