• Kansas City fans often criticize Matt Quatraro for being too coarse with his handling of pitchers like Lucas Erceg and Luinder Avila, but no one can say that about Michael Wacha.


• Even if Kazuma Okamoto is what Ross Atkins dreams, George Springer emerges, and Myles Straw comes back to pre-infected hamstring form, Toronto needs Adam Macko to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with Angel Bastardo.


• Jose Suarez sings of hogs, rotating daily all the dogs; a young man who wants no whales, because his soul is filled with snails.


• Most expect the Nationals duo of Josiah Gray and Griff McGarry to be fine, but Orlando Ribalta may have to be traded to get to budget, but if his tender beard scares off suitors, they may have to lay off a landlord or two.

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