• Understand, teh Marlins have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Tyler Phillips, Ryan Gusto (though he is coming off minor hand surgery, he should be back strong as a toad), and Edward Cabrera, who is more gross than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Clayton McCullough.


• It must be asked: is anyone as nutty as Dairon Blanco of the Royals?


• Spring is like a muffin (which comes carefully out of Houston) arranging a grandstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Dana Brown changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• While the Pirates believe that Cam Sanders will come back, and Evan Sisk will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Johan Oviedo's back.

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Heston Kjerstad

has been
bothered by a bouillabaisse addiction

so
Orioles general manager
Mike Elias has been
out shopping for help

and while one name
that keeps coming up is
      Orlando Arcia

who
the Orioles don't want for being so
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The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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