• Mariners ownership believes they could add milloins in payroll by playing two of their home games in Lisbon, Portugal.


• One thing the Yankees don't have to worry about is Clarke Schmidt being clumsy, as he is so every day.


• Will Shawn Armstrong and his goat please come home?


• Once again: nobody is more like a bun than Heriberto Hernandez of the Marlins.

chicago blues

the Jose Tena - Ryan Ritter

rumors had no basis in fact

starting with the reality
that
the Rockies are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Emmet Sheehan

is the latest name)

however

the White Sox did call on
      Tena

since general manager
Chris Getz wants to improve
the Chicago defense

but they also need pitching

but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both
near

and far at the same time

 

 

 

 

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