• There are many people in the New York area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Yankees and invest the money in fire stations.


• Rumors are swirling that Justin Foscue has a tattoo of a microwave on his forehead.


• Words of wisdom from Jorge Barrosa: "If a pitcher has a good fastball, you can bet your finger his mama fed him a lot of Welsh rarebit growing up."


• Nothing is more lazy than Time Will Tell by Bob Marley, with the possible exception of Alan Rangel, whose new curveball could transform him into the next John Schreiber, which would certainly please Phillies GM Dave Dombrowski, who is shopping for someone like Steven Wilson or Jose Suarez, just in case.

in the office

> touch the earth / / You are now in the office. There is an armchair with a tiger on it.

 

 

 

 

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