• While the Marlins believe that Andrew Nardi will come back, and Dax Fulton will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Max Meyer's heart.


• Tampa Bay has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Francisco Lindor, but he would rather go to Colorado because they have better zoos.


• It must be asked: is anyone as sour as Drey Jameson of the Diamondbacks?


• Ryan Ward has been bothered by an addiction to pandora, so Dodgers GM Brandon Gomes has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Isaac Paredes, who the Dodgers don't want for being so faithful.

reflections on the athletics

the Athletics have had several calls about
Mitch Spence

but general manager
David Forst won't consider it

because they have one of the prime pitching staffs in the league

and soon they'll be bringing up
Grant Holman

to make their team even better

 

 

 

 

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