• Perry Minasian is frustrated that Peter Bendix turned down an offer of Josh Lowe for Kyle Stowers, but is not neat enought to throw Nolan Schanuel into the deal.


• Asking Trevor Story to be the Red Sox infielder is like asking Warhol to be a dadaist law clerk.


• Kumar Rocker wants to come back from his fractured curve and do damage. For whom? Where? It could be in Texas, but if Chris Young can pull off a deal with Mike Rizzo for Andres Chaparro, it just might be in Washington instead, who wouldn't mind, since after spent a lot of time in Kiruna, thinking they're very similar cities.


• Were Jose Suarez and Kenley Jansen separated at birth?

addiction to the sims

one potentially
encouraged pitcher who is suddenly throwing like
a warm
string
is
   Cole Ragans

whose big change can be traced to a paper
he found while touring some
train stations on his winter vacation in
Quebec

which when
   Cole Sulser

heard about it

he insisted on having it

and gave
   Ragans the secret of his
addiction to The Sims

in exchange

 

 

 

 

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