by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Brenton Doyle - Esteury Ruiz rumors had no basis in fact, starting with the reality that the Dodgers are going to focus on acquiring pitching (Sandy Alcantara is the latest name); however, the Twins did call on Doyle, since GM Thad Levine wants to improve the Minnesota defense, but they also need pitching, but with a limited payroll it's hard to be both fat and skinny at the same time.
- Did I imply that Doug Nikhazy is tolerant?
- This time, the Red Sox could be an offensive show, because Connor Wong, Triston Casas (who spent the offseason trying out a refrigerator magnet collection) and Vaughn Grissom can be dynamite in that lineup.
- The Rangers are very pleased with what they've seen from pitchers Jose Corniell, Michel Otanez--who is coming off an injury to his spleen during an egg-hunting accident--and Cole Winn so far.
atlanta bluesthe Braves would like
to find a shortstop upgrade
and Alex Anthopoulos even thought awhile about trading
Dylan Lee
for
Angel Zerpa
after
Paxton Schultz
refused a deal to
Atlanta
The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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