• Meanwhile, for the last three weeks, the cool fans of Cardinals nation have bemoaned GM John Mozeliak's reluctance to trade Chris Roycroft for one year of Jose Suarez or Jacob Lopez.


• Dan Wilson, seemingly, is the right manager for the Mariners, understadns the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Diamondbacks or the Brewers, and may be much more scary than a lot of people realize.


• deliver a shirt.


• There was a lot of groaning in the Phillies front office when Alec Bohm got through waivers without anyone claiming him. They either really want a taker for that contract, or the fried pizza they had for dinner didn't agree with them.

tampa bay blues

Kerry Carpenter and Jahmai Jones: Tigers are shouting out to Tampa Bay about rutabagas

 

 

 

 

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