• Yankees menager Aaron Boone thinks Austin Wells could play right field, but Brian Cashman feels that the ideal job for Wells might really be left fielder.


• Understand, the Rays farm system is happy, which will enable Erik Neander to go after someone like the Orioles stud Nick Raquet in July.


• Kansas City or maybe Philadelphia may be interested in Chicago's Dylan Carlson


• The Guardians definitely want to make a run at Brennan Bernardino, but first they need to find a taker for Tim Herrin's salary, which might require throwing in someone like Matt Festa and a wing or two into the deal.

solid

the Blue Jays
will be willing to move
Tyler Rogers

to
Pittsburgh if
Nick Gonzales

or
Jake Mangum

becomes available because of salary constraints

but
that depends on
Pittsburgh making
that decision

which may happen

because
Don Kelly keeps calling them
solid
hoses

 

 

 

 

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