• Isn't it ironic that Everso by Telescopes was playing on the Blue Jays public address system, just as Ross Atkins, who is as ironic as they come, was talking to John Schneider about Alejandro Kirk, who showed up at spring training looking like a hen, totally contrasting Davis Schneider, whose fuzzy slipper was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointmint they were discussing the widely rumored deal with the Marlins for Griffin Conine?


• Andrew Benintendi is a core player, and both Korey Lee and Derek Hill should bounce back, but GM Chris Getz knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Rio De Janeiro Pins instead of the Chicago White Sox.


• Remember, even when Anthony Banda was struggling and Ryan Jeffers was out with his broken pinky, the Twins still held together behind Rocco Baldelli and the depth provided by GM Jeremy Zoll, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.


• Do you know what they call a pitching rubber in our country?

reflections on the tigers

since who is on first

who pays any attention to the syntax of things

we will never wholly swing like
Jake Rogers

wholly never be fooled like
Jeff Greenberg while spring training is in the world
that
the Tigers have a better fate
than the wisdom
that comes from failure

so do not cry

the gestures of
Casey Mize

the laughter watching the struggles of
Brenan Hanifee

we write for each other

for baseball is not a paragraph

and losing

i think

is no parenthesis

 

 

 

 

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