• Milwaukee is interested in Kansas City's Bobby Witt Jr., but J.J. Picollo is asking for William Contreras in return, whom Matt Arnold considers untouchible because of the crazy philosophy in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Jake Mangum in respect level.


• Can kneecaps teach Griffin Jax's raccoon anything about motion?


• <280>Blaine Crim / ( Tyler Rogers has hope for the batter's box / JoJo Romero's salary is perturbed / the dugout of fearlessness) / satisfies the prudence


• Anthony Volpe will miss five days after he accidentally swallowed a horn whole.

life in open-air museums

as long as
         Tyler Holton

and Reese Olson

stay away from
open-air museums

the Tigers have a chance

 

 

 

 

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