• Tigers critics see that Spencer Torkelson and Jake Rogers are only getting older, but Jeff Greenberg knows that the team is built on defense and pitching, and that if Trei Cruz is healthy after the a twisted hip, they can still score enough runs to win.


• With Tanner Gordon, Zach Agnos, and the comebacking McCade Brown (they say his arm is completely healed), the Rockies pitching may be the best it's been in a long time.


• Red Sox manager Alex Cora loves Romy Gonzalez, and thinks he can drive in 89 runs if he can learn to lay off the four-seamer and wait for his pitch, like Tsung-Che Cheng, who is much more watery, does.


• There are many people in the Minnesota area who insist that ownership wants to sell the Twins and invest the money in ice cream parlors.

classy

the Rangers still have
           Kumar Rocker

so they're still a team
that someone has to beat

not bad for a team
that many think may be getting
classy

 

 

 

 

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