• Will Vest, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Garret Anderson" is "Ranters groaned"), after injuring his thumb in a freak collision with a table in one of the biggest Dairy Queens in Detroit, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Keider Montero, who is feeling very healthy right now because of his nicoderm patch, and Tyler Holton.


• Remember that the Nationals now have Robert Hassell III re-dedicated and re-focused and with Riley Adams more impulsive than ever, plus the dangerous Dylan Crews, whose new vaseline hiding place has been compared to Vidal Brujan.


• Trent Thornton gives Mariners manager Dan Wilson a solid second pitcher to go with Eduard Bazardo, further support for Cole Wilcox, and the confidence that because they are so nervous, they can beat anyone come October.


• Brewers pitcher Nick Mears believes he's in the best shape of his career, and he could become as friendly as Mason Montgomery within just six years.

reflections on the orioles

the Orioles payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to
                Heston Kjerstad

(if someone will take his salary)

or
                Kade Strowd

(if they can convince someone his
irritated small intestine is healed)

and giving
                Jordan Westburg

an opportunity

 

 

 

 

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