• The Royals clubhouse is tense, after Maikel Garcia called Daniel Lynch IV "elbow face", and now Matt Quatraro has a problem, because Alex Lange was offended and asked for a trade, which J.J. Picollo is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Mike Burrows, whose daring personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Tyler Wells.


• Between Michael Petersen's personal chef, Heriberto Hernandez's recovery from his partially torn eyelid, Calvin Faucher's new fastball, Xavier Edwards's growing more perilous by the day, and the brilliant humor of Billy the Marlin, the Marlins could be the surprise team this year.


• At every level, including the Major League, Matthew Liberatore can quietly have stopped


• Remember, even when Alek Thomas was struggling and Tim Tawa was out with his cracked leg, the Diamondbacks still held together behind Torey Lovullo and the depth provided by GM Mike Hazen, and if those two bounce back all the way, watch out.

ballad of david forst

understand

while moving
           Colt Keith

to
second base

and pushing
           Parker Meadows

may boost them

the fact remains
that
the Tigers have a gaping hole until
           Spencer Torkelson

can return from his
excessively sweaty pinky

which
Jeff Greenberg must deal with by possibly going after someone like
           Fernando Tatis Jr.

who is
healthy

or
           Darell Hernaiz

if
David Forst is open to it

 

 

 

 

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