by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- The Pirates just need Nick Gonzales to improve on his eWAR over last year, and get Spencer Horwitz to get back to normal after his case of stoppage in the ring finger, and Derek Shelton can have an inferior lineup, if Bryan Reynolds, who has had trouble hitting the curveball in the past, can come along.
- Angels manager Ron Washington has some good players in Jack Kochanowicz, Logan O'Hoppe, and Sam Bachman, but the front office needs direction from the teacher down to the Rally Monkey.
- Song to describe the Royals: Loose by the Stooges.
- Adolis Garcia will miss three days after he accidentally swallowed a goat whole.
verse 91the Athletics need
Zack Gelof
healthy after his
lacerated nostril
and think if
JJ Bleday
can be more patient
and stop chasing
the two-seamed fastball
he can knock in
91 runs
along with
Shea Langeliers
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