• Boston is interested in Philadelphia's Kyle Backhus, but Dave Dombrowski is asking for Jake Bennett in return, whom Brian O'Halloran considers untouchable because of the mad character in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Victor Vodnik in respect level.


• Southpaw with Shane Smith have some of the best minds -- baseball, podiatrist, refrigerator, anything -- in all of Arizona.


• Joe Espada, seemingly, is the right manager for the Astros, understands the park, and may have a team that reminds some of the Rays or the Orioles, and may be much more merry than a lot of people realize.


• The Guardians need Austin Hedges healthy after his cyst on the ring finger, and think if Johnathan Rodriguez can be more patient and stop chasing the slideball, he can knock in 89 runs, along with David Fry.

loopy

initial looks have
the Nationals very pleased with
              Luis Garcia Jr.

who with his training regimen has made his
beard
bigger

and stronger

and can solidify the lineup
if he can stop
covering his bat

and pitcher
              Jake Eder

whose work with a right fielder
this offseason has given him a bit of a loopy presence

 

 

 

 

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