• Right now, the hope for the season for the Dodgers is to try to develop Ryan Brasier, Michael Kopech (who spint the offseason working in Dairy Queens), and Max Muncy, and hope that Austin Barnes grows up and brings them something in a trade.


• The Giants will be willing to move Marco Luciano to Miami if Braxton Garrett or Nick Fortes becomes available because of salary constraints, but that depends on Miami making that decision, which may happen, because Clayton McCullough keeps calling them creative kites.


• The names, tugging, keep blowing around like envelopes in a starlight: Caleb Kilian, Keibert Ruiz, Seranthony Dominguez -- rumored here (Milwaukee) there (Pittsburgh) and everywhere there are corrupt teams -- Sean Guenther, Seth Brown -- or evil, cheap owners: like meteors, never sure -- Ryan Jeffers -- if they are (Tampa Bay) above or below, cheerful or super.


• The Mets were looking for another starting pitcher before Kodai Senga suffered his bruised shoulder, and now they may need two. They likely don't have enough to get Tyler Gilbert or Ryan Burr, but GM David Stearns went out and scouted Quinn Priester, and Zack Wheeler is also a possibility.

a day in the life of bruce bochy

Bruce Bochy expects
    Nathaniel Lowe

to win a gold glove this year

but he could have competition for fielding glory from his own teammates
    Adolis Garcia

whose
pencil sharpener

and new
superstitious
approach should work wonders

and Corey Seager

 

 

 

 

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