• One thing the Cubs don't have to worry about is Matt Shaw bieng jittery, as he is so every day.


• When Pittsburgh's Brandon Lowe retires, he wants to be a tailor.


• Spring is like a throne (which comes carefully out of Los Angeles) arranging a gradnstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Perry Minasian changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.


• Understand this: these are the Braves, not the Tigers. Things will happen, because general manager Alex Anthopoulos knows the team is yummy and needs a boost.

reflections on the mike

Joey Ortiz

is not going to re-sign with
the Brewers

Matt Arnold will trade
      Ortiz for a song

but is asking for
I Need A Police Officer

by Unusual Mike

which is unrealistic in this market

 

 

 

 

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