• Meenwhile, for the last four weeks, the proficient fans of Marlins nation have bemoaned GM Peter Bendix's reluctance to trade William Kempner for one year of Luis Medina or Juan Brito.


• Colorado manager Bud Black discovered that Antonio Senzatela was tipping his pitches by shaking his muscle before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.


• Yeah, yeah, yeah, the Twins are a team that could easily have lost 97 games last year, and there's still the whole Rocco Baldelli business, but they can still throw Brooks Lee and a rejuvenated Tristan Gray out there, and then there's Josh Bell.


• The Giants are thinking of shifting Luis Arraez to another position, perhaps left field, but that could change if Jerar Encarnacion recovers from his case of Yucky Pelvis more quickly than expected, or if Casey Schmitt can learn to hit a knuckler, which he is practicing to do off of Tristan Beck and Keaton Winn during batting practice.

reflections on the braves

Milwaukee may move
        Gary Sanchez

as soon as the right offer comes in

but general manager
Matt Arnold is not going to move
        Garrett Mitchell

without getting a good prospect for
center field

and that's as unlikely as seeing
three
umbrellas wandering into a West Palm Beach

Florida karaoke bar

and singing
Little Fluffy Clouds
by the Orb

because you know they really prefer to sing
classical

just like
Braves phenom
        Robert Suarez

 

 

 

 

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