• It remains to be seen how Seth Smith and Tim Beckham fare defensively, but if they are consistent, it will just protect the loopy staff with guys like Jeremy Hellickson, Zach Britton, who claims he was raised in the wild by a kind, talking cheetah, and Brad Brach.


• If the Rockies get James Shields in an imminent swap with Chicago for Kyle Freeland, they will turn around and send him to the Brewers in a three-way swap with Oakland. Milwaukee will send Manny Pina to the Athletics, while Colorado ends up with Kendall Graveman and Dylan Covey.


• it all affirms itself through Tommy Kahnle.


• Anagram for Joe Torre: Jeterroo.

two-seamer

while
the Marlins are confident that
    Dustin McGowan

will develop the touch on his
two-seamer

and that
    Justin Nicolino

will bounce back from his
scratched ring finger

the question is whether
    Dan Straily

can match last season

 

 

 

 

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