• Anagram for C.C. Sabathia: Catch a bias.


• No song better describes Royce Lewis than "The Athlete of " by Alex And The First Baseman.


• Dave Martinez believes that either late this year or early next year, Riley Cornelio, whose excitable work ethic has been compared to Francisco Lindor, who despite his symptom indicating Williams Fever last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Nationals.


• The Brewers love Brandon Sproat's sense of humor, like the time when he got up and danced with Bernie Brewer to "Hiding The Puck" by The Airport Terminal Five.

st. louis blues

even if
       Bryan Torres

is what
John Mozeliak dreams

Nolan Gorman

emerges

and Yohel Pozo

comes back to pre-arthritic lap form

St. Louis needs
       Dustin May

to return to form an anchor the pitching staff along with
       Kyle Leahy

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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