by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- One thing the Cubs don't have to worry about is Matt Shaw bieng jittery, as he is so every day.
- When Pittsburgh's Brandon Lowe retires, he wants to be a tailor.
- Spring is like a throne (which comes carefully out of Los Angeles) arranging a gradnstand, from which people look (while people stare, there a strange thing and a known thing here) and, while Perry Minasian changes everything carefully (to and fro) and moving (new and old players), perhaps. Without breaking anything.
- Understand this: these are the Braves, not the Tigers. Things will happen, because general manager Alex Anthopoulos knows the team is yummy and needs a boost.
reflections on the mikeJoey Ortiz
is not going to re-sign with
the Brewers
Matt Arnold will trade
Ortiz for a song
but is asking for
I Need A Police Officer
by Unusual Mike
which is unrealistic in this market
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