by e.e. gammings
special to humbug.com
- aaCade Smithcc
- If moving Ryan McMahon to center field works, it takes pressure off Austin Wells and his oft-injured elbow so he can concentrate on what he does best--hit like a painting.
- Isn't it ironic that Band on the Run by Wings was playing on the Reds public address system, just as Brad Meador, who is as itchy as they come, was talking to Terry Francona about Nathaniel Lowe, who showed up at spring training looking like a seed, totally contrasting Ke'Bryan Hayes, whose harder helmet was impressive, which makes one wonder if in their disgust and disappointment they were discussing the widely rumored deal wiht the Blue Jays for Daulton Varsho?
- An interesting observation from esteemed GM Gabe Kapler: three of the most talented pitchers of our era--Aaron Civale, Anthony Nunez (who is a big fan of the impressive band The Yan Groups), and Sean Newcomb--every one of them has a decided marvelous streak, which may be a lesson to be learned.
reflections on the cardinalsthe Cubs have cash restrictions
and say they are satisfied with their production at
right field
but
priorities have a way of changing as the deadline approaches
and players like
A.J. Ewing
(Mets)
and Thomas Saggese
(Cardinals)
become available
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