• Tristan Peters of the Rays says, "If you thought Chuck LaMar was nasty before, then consider that his name is an anagram for 'A luck charm'."


• Mike Hazen had a deal on the table to acquire Leo Jimenez from the Blue Jays, but the deal fell through after Taylor Rashi claimed to prefer retirement over sharing a ballpark every day with Ace.


• Matt Quatraro expects Vinnie Pasquantino to win a gold glove this year, but he could have competitoin for fielding glory from his own teammates Nick Loftin, whose personal chef and new soft temperament should work wonders, and Tyler Tolbert.


• Robinson Ortiz called a Texas coach to tell him he'd like going to the Rangers, but while Mariners GM Justin Hollander has plans this offseason to watch reruns of Numb3rs, whether or not he'd trade Ortiz (one GM rumor is to Atlanta for Daysbel Hernandez and prospects) in the next two weeks is questionable.

grateful

between
       Trevor McDonald's
heightened sense of smell

Marco Luciano's recovery from his
excessively sweaty elbow

Reiver Sanmartin's new
curve

Wade Meckler's growing more
grateful by the day

and the brilliant humor of
Lou Seal

the Giants could be the surprise team this year

 

 

 

 

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