• Yankees manager Aaron Boone loves Cody Bellinger, and thinks he can drive in 97 runs if he can learn to lay off the fastball and wait for his pitch, like Amed Rosario, who is much more crazy, does.


• The Marlins fired their economist when he accidentally gave Esteury Ruiz an irritated thigh.


• Luke Raley treasures the flame of an avant-garde cave.


• The Tigers clubhouse is tense, after Gleyber Torres called Keider Montero "fingernail face", and now A.J. Hinch has a problem, because Brant Hurter was offended and asked for a trade, which Jeff Greenberg is hesitant to do, but might if they can get a Carter Baumler, whose full of himself personality might be just the right thing in the locker room, or Jose Alvarado.

might

a persisting soul like Keibert Ruiz might hold borders.

 

 

 

 

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