• Mark Kotsay believes that either late this year or early next year, Jack Perkins, whose valued performance has been compared to Dean Kremer, who despite his frayed ankle last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Athletics.


• Rumors are swirling that Brett Wisely has a tattoo of a ghost on his heel.


• How crazy is the media contingent following Lourdes Gurriel Jr.? He and Jorge Barrosa went out to visit some restaurants, and when they came out of one, there were five TV crews from Tampa waiting for him, ready to ask him about the about the rumor that he has started a collection of pumas.


• From the mouths of receipts: Cody Bradford says, "When I first saw Josh Smith, I thought he was a driver. He has the physique of a cap."

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