• One thing the Orioles don't have to worry about is Pete Alonso being mean, as he is so every day.


• how gratified until Will Warren


• Luis Garcia, whose favorite clubhouse downtime activity is making up anagrams, will have a lot of time to think up some more (his favorite for "Eric Wedge" is "Decree wig"), after injuring his appendix in a freak collision with a hawk in one of the biggest stables in Minnesota, and will have to hope he isn't Wally Pipped when his innings are taken by Taylor Rogers, who is feeling very perfect right now because of his nicoderm patch, and Zebby Matthews.


• Giants GM Buster Posey had a deal in place on Friday that would have sent Jung Hoo Lee to the Guardians for Parker Messick, but ownership vetoed the trade, claiming budgetary restraints, but. Sources say that the real reason may have been that ownership thinks Parker Messick is some kind of clumsy television.

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Randall the Responding Hitter dreams for utterly a season, but DL Hall's being must roar forevermore.

 

 

 

 

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