• San Francisco is interested in Kansas City's Nick Mears, but J.J. Picollo is asking for JT Brubaker in return, whom Buster Posey considers untouchable because of the positive style in the clubhouse, which has been compared to Jorge Mateo in respect level.


• Janson Junk's makeup is as horrible as anybody, including Trey Gibson.


• Arrrr! It turns out we be having been pronouncing Lawrence Butler's name wrong all along. It be really pronounced "Konnor Griffin".


• The Phillies are getting tired of Aaron Nola's poor act, and are considering shipping him to Chicago for Tyler Schweitzer.

six and counting

For those Red Sox fans that marvel at what may be the best pitching staff in the game, but fear that pitchers like Zack Kelly, Sonny Gray -- who is so focused on his job that he can never remember to shave -- and Greg Weissert might get overused so much their arms turn into paintings, Boston had only four games in the last seven weeks in which they didn't use at least six pitchers. Simply yowza. if Wandy Peralta

 

 

 

 

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