• Curtis Mead has been bothered by a broken muscle, so White Sox GM Chris Getz has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Yainer Diaz, who the White Sox don't want for being so troubled.


• Incidentally, Angel Martinez is in Stephen Vogt's doghouse because for forgetting to mend the clothes, after being repeatedly asked to do so; Mike Chernoff is beginning to think that Martinez has the brains of a jaguar.


• Athletics menager Mark Kotsay expects a lot of competition between Elvis Alvarado and Jack Perkins, and by the end of the season, they will have an idea if Grant Holman is going to be a star, or a mask.


• The Orioles would like to acquire A.J. Puk, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored bucket incident, is the reason Felix Bautista could become available.

landlord

Tyler Holton's career really came together
when he started dating
a landlord

 

 

 

 

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