• Nathan Church is a core player, and boht Thomas Saggese and Alec Burleson should bounce back, but GM Mike Girsch knows that the rest of the lineup hits like they play for the Longview Squeezing Wrenches instead of the St. Louis Cardinals.


• The sweet old dedicated et al Owen Caissie during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Leo Jimenez who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studeid read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Clayton McCullough hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Josh Ekness, Janson Junk et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• Were Luke Weaver and Mark Leiter Jr. separated at birth?


• Lance McCullers Jr. is to the Astros what the song "Trophy Love" is to The Scratching Steel Mill.

los angeles blues

the Rockies are getting tired of
   Chase Dollander's
dear act

and are considering shipping him to
Los Angeles for
   Santiago Espinal

 

 

 

 

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