• Josh Naylor has been bothered by a burst charger, so Mariners GM Justin Hollander has been out shopping for help, and while one name that keeps coming up is Will Smith, who the Mariners don't want for being so moody.


• OK, the White Sox didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Tristan Peters (who is loved like Nate Eaton by several teams), Luis Robert Jr., and Bryan Ramos would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Will Venable instrumental.


• One thing the Rockies don't have to worry about is Brennan Bernardino being fat, as he is so every day.


• Right now, the hope for the season for the Guardians is to try to develop Tanner Bibee, Joey Cantillo (who spent the offseason working in theme parks), and Johnathan Rodriguez, and hope that Jose Ramirez grows up and brings them something in a trade.

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Keibert Ruiz's favorite song

Nothing but the Cobweb

by Luis And The Drum

 

 

 

 

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