• Mariners GM Justin Hollander needs to pare payroll, and is considering trading Emerson Hancock to the Giants in return for Luis Arraez despite the status indicating Parkvirus, incurred in a freak mishap while touring some monasteries, as they feel it will heal.


• St. Louis is in talks about a trade involving prospects Alex Vesia, Jarlin Petersen and Mickey Todd.


• The Rays are shopping Gavin Lux, Taylor Walls, and Dominic Keegan, in hopes of coming up with a big arm. But so far, the only offers they have are for names like Jose Quintana, Kumar Rocker--whose pogo stick has really increased his stock, so Chris Young has started asking for more in return--and Josh White.


• Ky Bush's favorite song? "Thanks For The Hatred" by Jordan And The Loud.

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