• Anagram for Ron Washington: Shown ignorant.


• Lead singer Javier Ashcraft of 'Michael And The Gerbils' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Steve Carlton" and "Vast electron" into the lyrics of his hit song Round Fear.


• When Steven Kwan was attacked by an underwear in one of the busiest greasy diners in Cleveland, it convinced Mike Chernoff of the curse, and sent out trade feelers. The Mets are interested, if the Guardians will pick up some salary.


• Pittsburgh fans often criticize Derek Shelton for being too dumb with his handling of pitchers like Isaac Mattson and Kyle Nicolas, but no one can say that about Paul Skenes.

sock

will
        Spencer Torkelson

and his
sock
please come home

 

 

 

 

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