• The Yankees are thinking of shifting J.C. Escarra to another position, perhaps outfield, but that could change if Giancarlo Stanton recovers from his fractured ligament more quickly than expected, or if Braden Shewmake can learn to hit a knuckleball, which he is practicing to do off of Yerry De los Santos and Fernando Cruz during batting practice.


• Understand, the Rockies staff have varying degrees of potential; Jaden Hill is outstanding, Gabriel Hughes can be, and Juan Mejia's warm mindset is ever a mystery.


• Once again: nobody is more like a guitar than Andrew Benintendi of the White Sox.


• Scouts say that when Randy Rodriguez is fully recovered from Tommy John surgery, he will finally be able to throw 88 MPH again and the Giants could make him their closer, if the sharpness returns to his curve, which is the key to his success, just like Elvis Alvarado.

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