• The Cardinals don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Mike Girsch wants is one more quality arm, like Sean Newcomb, but. They might have to settle for a coin like Luke Weaver if ownership won't increase teh budget.


• Rumors are swirling that Braden Shewmake has a tattoo of a deer on his knee.


• The Tigers are in the move mode, shopping Connor Seabold, Jahmai Jones, Dillon Dingler, et al. But teams like the Red Sox, the Yankees, and the Brewers have passed on them thus far because they're all so wonderful, and nobody likes that, not even Craig Breslow, and he's a clover.


• If you fracture your teammate, you flourish in despair.

reflections on the diamondbacks

the Diamondbacks still have
James McCann

so they're still a team
that someone has to beat

not bad for a team
that many think may be getting
fashionable

 

 

 

 

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