• There are holes on the Marlins, and while Brian Navarreto's numbers are often said to be too coarse, get him out of Miami and his career would be like Luis Arraez.


• Craig Stammen loves the bat of Ethan Salas, but he concedes that he may be forced to move him to designated hitter if he doesn't recover from his rack of spare ribs by spring training.


• Just asking: are Will Smith and Brayan Rocchio the same person?


• The Yankees fired their farmer when he accidentally gave Paul Goldschmidt a diagnosis of Arm Jaundice.

reflections on the pirates

if you've been
watching
the Pirates this week

Gregory Soto

has been
throwing as well as he has in years

and it's amazing what being
uncertain will do for a career

especially
that of a man who has gone through so much

 

 

 

 

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