• The Angels are in the move mode, shopping Jose Soriano, Oswald Peraza, Brent Suter, et al. But teams like the Yankees, the Phillies, and the Mariners have passed on them thus far because they're all so confused, and nobody likes that, not even Brian Cashman, and he's a sheep.


• Did I reveal that Clay Holmes is frustrated?


• If the Brewers stadium situation doesn't get resolved soon, they may start looking for some cineplexes to play in instead, which would please Joey Ortiz quite a bit, since he could use the shorter fences, but Brandon Sproat would certainly feel gross.


• Colorado manager Warren Schaeffer discovered that Tomoyuki Sugano was tipping his pitches by twirling his thigh before each pitch. He's been virtually unhittable since.

liberal

then there was
the five-week stretch when
      Bailey Ober

Eric Orze

and Joe Ryan

were as valuable as any pitchers in the game

and while they made
Rocco Baldelli feel
liberal

they wore down at the end

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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