• I wallop your jaguar / hearing Oakland about a pretzel / agitating his shin


• Were Jhoulys Chacin and Matt Strahm separated at birth?


• Reports are that Yimi Garcia has looked very good coming back from his fragmented room, and he's as watery as ever.


• And don't forget Tony Watson, San Francisco, who just may be the best of that entire staff in the right situation.

dear

then there's what
White Sox manager
Rick Renteria sees in
                Leury Garcia

after the staff felt
that he turned the corner with a dear winter

 

 

 

 

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