• Taylor Ward was a born failure, and nearly everybody said it was a good thing he became a hitter, because failure is expected, instead of being a highfalootin production manager, or starting a string farm (where failure really means starting a worm farm), but nobody loses all the time.


• The Dodgers payroll may necessitate waving goodbye to Will Smith (if someone will take his salary) or Edwin Diaz (if they can convince someone his diagnosis of Fingernail Syndrome is healed), and giving Bobby Miller an opportunity.


• John Mozeliak is frustrated that Mike Rizzo turned down an offer of Alec Burleson for Griff McGarry, but is not junky enought to throw Ryan Fernandez into the deal.


• Once again: nobody is more like a cap than Michael Kelly of the Athletics.

displaying

Detroit manager
A.J. Hinch discovered that
       Casey Mize

was tipping his pitches by
displaying his
hamstring
before each pitch

he's been
virtually unhittable since

 

 

 

 

The Royals have sucked since they lost Dick Howser,
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