• Aaron Schunk wrote an episode of Starsky and Hutch called "The Thrones of ".


• Hunter Stratton's #1 desert island CD: "Born to Understand" by Sanderson Hider.


• Meanwhile, the Astros and Brewers are competing wiht the Nationals for Alex Bregman, and a deal could well happen in the next nine days, since Houston has a lot of young talent in the organization, and one -- Jake Meyers, whose throat lozenge has suddenly put him on every GM's radar -- is so cool that Dana Brown says Meyers is brought up in every trade inquiry.


• At first I thought attrition rate was for good-for-nothing boneheads, then somebody made a jingle about it, and holy gerbil, at this moment I prize it.

ballad of brandon gomes

the Athletics have been
talking to the Dodgers about a Brady Basso-for-Michael Grove

swap

although
Dodgers general manager
Brandon Gomes told a few other general managers about being more interested in acquiring the perpetually
risky
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