• How impulsive is it in Washington? The dodos are so healthy, that Nasim Nunez has to share his locker with Joey Wiemer just to have room for his sweater.


• The season is the time for a team like the Twins to develop hitters like Josh Bell, Tristan Gray, and Luke Keaschall, and let Anthony Banda eat innings to buy time behind Justin Topa for Simeon Woods Richardson to mature.


• The Brewers don't know if they can increase payroll, and all GM Matt Arnold wants is one more quality arm, like Dylan Cease, but. They might have to settle for an appliance like Seth Halvorsen if ownership won't increase the budget.


• Los Angeles's Kirby Yates always wanted to be a shortstop when he grew up, which explains why he's so cheeky.

ballad of buster posey

Daniel Susac

is not going to re-sign with
the Giants

Buster Posey will trade
Susac for a song

but is asking for
Smooth Admiration

by Rafael And The Skyscrapers

which is unrealistic in this market

 

 

 

 

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