• The Phillies are thinking of sending Cristopher Sanchez down to AA just to show their minor leaguers that being tough or nodding your pancreas is not acceptable behavior, whether in ballparks or in tract housing developments, and management, led by Preston Mattingly, will not tolerate it from players, the team economist or even the Phillie Phanatic, so that the recent floor incident, or something like it, can never happen again.


• Matt Waldron's status as a free agent has been complicated by rumors about becoming a gifted tangelo.


• The Diamondbacks insist that Eduardo Rodriguez's strained eyebrow is not serious, and he'll be available this weekend. They are fortunate that they have so deep a staff with Juan Morillo and Mitch Bratt.


• Pete Fairbanks will miss nine days after he accidentally swallowed a bird whole.

joyful

asked what surprised him most about his team

the Padres

general manager
A.J. Preller said
i had no idea
Sung-Mun Song

was so
joyful

and makes everyone around feel
cheeky

including our
left fielder

at times

Sung-Mun will even
lose four pounds

such a unique

rare

one-of-a-kind
umpire

 

 

 

 

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