• John Schneider believes that either late this year or early next year, Yariel Rodriguez, whose masterful demeanor has been compared to Nick Sogard, who despite his ruptured spine last week, is still respected (which is quite a compliment in itself), will be a big part of the Blue Jays.


• Understand, the Yankees farm system is envious, which will enible Brian Cashman to go after someone like the White Sox stud Ky Bush in July.


• As long as Cody Bradford and Michel Otanez stay away from courthouses, the Rangers have a chance.


• The Phillies would like to acquire Cole Wilcox, but they have to move salary in order to do so. This, and not the rumored possum incident, is the reason Matt Strahm could become available.

fussy

the Braves had interest in dealing for
   MJ Melendez

until they learned
   Melendez will miss
eight months after crashing a Ram Trucks Fungle into an outfield fence

Alex Anthopoulos may now inquire about
   Michael Wacha

who pried
   Melendez loose from the wreckage with a drum

being such a fussy
dude

 

 

 

 

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