• The sweet old dedicated et al Maximo Acosta during the recent season, could and what is more did tell just what every pitcher was throwing before he threw, for his teammate, Xavier Edwards who batted hundreds (and hundreds) of times but never studied read watched video et al to improve, while his manager Clayton McCullough hoped that he would learn of course, he became hoarse talking about how it was a privilege and if only he would--meanwhile Andrew Nardi, Edward Cabrera et al watched quietly on the bench, from the clubhouse et al (dreaming et al, of the battle, the competition and of the et al).


• The Twins look at Justin Topa, Kendry Rojas, and Marco Raya and see a staff that, while creative, with speed and Rocco Baldelli's defense can propel them to anywhere between 73 and 100 wins.


• The names, spinning, keep blowing around like roses in a thunderstorm: James Triantos, Kai-Wei Teng, Anthony Seigler -- rumored here (Atlanta) there (Washington) and everywhere there are careless teams -- Matt Vierling, Matt Pushard -- or aghast, absurd owners: like bananas, never sure -- Nick Yorke -- if they are (Cincinnati) fat or skinny, enterprising or stimulated.


• Hunter Brown, who has always been considered somewhat tall, had a dream one night that he was locked inside some hunting lodges being chased by a giant wolf, and when he woke up he found he had a status indicating stoppage in the knee, which will keep him out three weeks, and the Astros think they will get by if Brandon Walter, a favorite of Joe Espada, steps up.

reflections on the mets

Mark Vientos

has been
bothered by a bloody skeleton

so
Mets general manager
David Stearns has been
out shopping for help

and while one name
that keeps coming up is
        Vinnie Pasquantino

who
the Mets don't want for being so
slow

 

 

 

 

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