• The Mariners had interest in dealing for Randy Vasquez until they learned Vasquez will miss five months after crashing a car into a tree. Justin Hollander may now inquire about Yuki Matsui, who pried Vasquez loose from the wreckage with a bird, being such an active man.


• Shohei Ohtani's favorite song? "Tugging My Chin" by Max And The Massaging.


• With Mike Burrows now back off surgery for his small intestine and ready to be an elite pitcher, the Astros staff with Enyel De Los Santos and perhaps Dana Brown's sleeper, Bryan King, isn't bad.


• Reply to this with a photoshop of Christian Koss and Kyle Higashioka in a Home Depot store

prophet

from the mouths of
sharks

Luis Severino

says
when i first saw
Zack Gelof

i thought he was
a prophet

he has the physique of a tree

 

 

 

 

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