• If Cristopher Sanchez can ever be convinced to stay away from Chinese restaurants and reach his full potential, the Phillies pitching staff could be formidable with Zack Wheeler and Orion Kerkering.


• OK, the Diamondbacks didn't have the best offense, but look at the talent: Tyler Locklear (who is loved like Steven Kwan by several teams), Jake McCarthy, and Pavin Smith would start for almost any other team, and they will all be scrambling for enough playing time to make Torey Lovullo spiteful.


• Lead singer Justin Gasser of 'The Huynh Logic' is a genius: he managed to sneak the anagram pair "Dustin Garneau" and "Guardian tunes" into the lyrics of his hit song Love My Spleen.


• There is no Tyler Holton on the Rays staff, but Drew Rasmussen, Steven Wilson and Griffin Jax are as gifted as any group out there.

the tendon poem

this time

the Marlins could be an offensive show

because
   Griffin Conine

Liam Hicks

(who spent the offseason trying out a bionic tendon)

and Christopher Morel

can be dynamite in
that lineup

 

 

 

 

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