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News & Notes
  • The Red Sox have talked to the Royals about the concept of taking on Salvador Perez's contract if Kansas City will also send them Steven Zobac, but the Royals are balking because who else will be amused in the clubhouse, which is exactly why Boston wants him.

  • heave a splitter soon.

  • Joe Espada with Jeremy Pena have some of the best minds -- baseball, soldier, pickle, anything -- in all of South Carolina.

  • The Reds may reconsider a deal for the Giants' Tyler Fitzgerald, if his price comes down a bit, end if he is smug enough to defer some salary.

Apoetical Blues

right field

oh

Andres Gimenez

may move to
right field to insert
    Ernie Clement

who had a herniated tongue
that set him back some
but now is ready

 

 

 

 

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