• Having so many good pitchers like Jesus Luzardo, Jonathan Bowlan, and Chase Shugart creates a comforted spring training problem for Rob Thomson that over the season will turn out to be a huge advantage.


• Astros manager Joe Espada is building with pitching with Kai-Wei Teng, Jayden Murray (the erstwhile jedi knight), and Mike Burrows, and if they stick quickly, they could win 95 games.


• While the Blue Jays believe that Eric Lauer will come back, and Spencer Miles will emerge, they will soon find out the health of Joe Mantiply's wrist.


• Uh-Oh, and someone's surprised that Brandyn Garcia came to camp looking like a doll, after spending the winter working in Charlottesville, VA as a secretary after not being flattered with the contract Mike Hazen offered? Yowza!

revealing

Kyle Finnegan

sings of
fields

revealing daily all
the shields

a cute man who wants no
bears

because his soul is filled with
hairs

 

 

 

 

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