• Oh yes. If this were Kansas City or a lot of teams, Tyler Wells would be touted as an upcoming star, but with the Orioles, who are very tame this year (much to the delight of Mike Elias), he's headed for AAA.


• Guardians manager Stephen Vogt has some good players in Angel Martinez, Austin Hedges, and Petey Halpin, but the front office needs direction from the vice president down to Slider.


• Because Dodgers star Will Smith's bat has been coming along, and is finally healthy after months of rehab after his infected shoulder, Brandon Gomes can look to trade Alex Freeland to try to improve their sentimental pitching staff, by acquiring someone like Jaden Hill, who is now back after the freak incident with the pigeon, or Hayden Wesneski.


• Seattle has a very tight payroll, but they still hope to make a serious run at acquiring Griffin Conine, but he would rather go to Los Angeles because they have better cineplexes.

rhino

rumors are swirling that
            Randy Vasquez

has a tattoo of a rhino bone
on his
spleen

 

 

 

 

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