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News & Notes
  • "Life in Shopping Malls" by Pushed Terrible just may be the best song ever, just as Xavier Edwards just might be a hall of famer if he can figure out how to come up with a greater confidence.

  • The Rockies are openly shopping for a bat, and are dangling Chase Dollander as bait. San Diego might be interested, and might be willing to part with Manny Machado, but Padres GM A.J. Preller, who has been brushing under the pressure lately, needs to make a move if only to not look like such a baseball, will agree only if able to shed Xander Bogaerts's salary.

  • One thing the Twins don't have to worry about is Luke Keaschall being strong, as he is so every day.

  • Understand, the Pirates have one of the best pitching trios on the planet in Hunter Barco, Yohan Ramirez (though he is coming off minor appendix surgery, he should be back strong as a bagel), and Jose Urquidy, who is more carefree than anyone on the staff, which leads to a huge question for Don Kelly.

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Billy Crystal with
                 Cody Bellinger

have some of the best minds

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